Miscellaneous Rants (part IV! tee hee hee... oh no, part VI)

[vanth]

Because rating seasons has finished for the year in Australia and it isn't known how long the writers strike in the U.S. will go for, channel 7 *falsely advertised* that the 9th episode of heroes was the season finale and stopped showing the episodes. Presumably they will show the tenth and eleventh episodes when ratings season starts again next year. So lame. Everyone will have downloaded and watched the remaining episodes by then anyway.

They thought they could sneak this one by us! Not likely! You suck channel 7! Suck!

 

[UnSquare]

Fish-Boots

Fuck
"The Department of Homeland Security".


You're a bunch
of
pussy-arsed
biatches.

Fuck you.

Come arrest me.

Jus' don' fuck much more with my computa.

An Ode To Y'ALL

"Folks,
Id like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me,
about you
About the way
our American hearts
beat way down
in the bottom of our chests

About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts

Maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver,
maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon,
we dont know

Im just a regular Joe,
with a regular job
Im your average white,
suburbanized slob
I like football
and porno
and books about war
I got an average house,
with a nice hardwood floor
My wife
and my job,
my kids and my car
My feet on my table,
and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just aint enough to keep a man like me interested
(oh no, no way, uh uh)
No I gotta go out
and have fun
at someone elses expense
(woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah)

I drive really slow
in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me
are going insane

Im an asshole
(hes an asshole,what an asshole)


I use public toilets
and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time saying
"how about this heat?"

Im an asshole
(hes the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park
in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people
make handicapped faces

Im an asshole
(hes a real fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldnt
be
singing this song
Ranting
and raving
and carrying on
Maybe theyre
right when they tell me Im wrong...
Nah

Im an asshole
(hes the worlds biggest asshole)

You know what Im gonna do
Im gonna get myself a
1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
Hot pink,
with
whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And
big brown baby seal eyes
for head lights
(yeah)

And Im gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour

Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,
Sucking down
Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
And when Im done sucking down those greeseball burgers

Im gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag

And then Im gonna toss the
styrofoam containers
right out the side

And there aint a goddamn thing anybody can do about it

You know why,

because weve got the bombs,
thats why
2 words,
nuclear
fucking
weapons, OK?

Russia,
Germany,
Romania,
they can have all the democracy they want

They can have a big democracy cakewalk
Right through the middle
of
Tiananmen Square
and it wont make a lick of difference
Because weve got the bombs, OK?

John Wayne's not dead,
hes frozen,
and as soon as we find a cure for cancer
Were gonna thaw out the duke
and hes gonna be pretty pissed off

You know why,
Have you ever taken a cold shower,
well
multiply that by
15 million times
Thats how pissed off the dukes gonna be!

I'm gonna get the Duke,
and John Cassavetes,
and Lee Marvin,
and Sam Peckinpah,
and a case of whiskey,
and drive down to Texas and say.....

A-S-S-H-O-L-E

Everybody

A-S-S-H-O-L-E

Im an asshole and Im proud of it "


FUCK OFF
UnS

Yeah,
I Want You,
Too.

To fuck off.

Voy-fuckin'-erz....


Damn irony.

 

[Klue]

What happened to your pc UnS?

Mine got pwnd last night also. Shit is all fucked up.

:D

 

[Jimity]

The vast majority of people from Camden in Sydney's West should be fucking ashamed of themselves. There was a "debate" last night in regards to whether or not the Islamic school would be built there; but it was crashed by 500 fucking bogans screaming Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie, waving flags and generally being fuckwits.

One guy said "I don't want to have to walk through Camden and not be able to get a cup of coffee unless theres a Kebab with it." One fucking woman even had her kids there and they said "I think we should all go to the same school. And we hate Muslims." And of course Fred Nile dropped a comment in about a factory for suicide bombers. Fucking pedophile.


What a complete fucking disgrace. Its this sort of shit that makes me ashamed to be an Australian. And anyone who's seen my porn collection knows it takes a lot for me to be ashamed about anything.

 

[Immortal Teknique]

I caught a glimpse of that story late last night on Nightline. Wasn't sure if they were cracking it because it wasn't going to be built or it was.

What a disgrace.

EDIT: Just walked past a TV in my house with ACA on, caught another glimpse. What a bunch of close-minded fucking idiots. I understand their concern, Australia is a very multi-cultural society and some people are threatened by this, however these people are just plain racist.

Thanks George Bush! You've successfully caused nearly the whole world to hate a race of people. Congratulations.

 

[ValeTudo]

Islam is a religion, not a race ^

That said, yeah what a bunch of cunts. Much of my family is Muslim, as are 80% of my friends, and i think they should be able to build a school wherever the fuck they want. However, established citizens of Camden have a right to protest. They lived in the area and have presumably built it the way they like it and the presence of an Islamic school would attract many Muslim families to the area, thus changing the look, feel & operation of their town. Their is nothing racist about wishing to avoid this. It is the words they use that is racist and they should express their displeasure without resorting to saying those things~

 

[Immortal Teknique]

Religion* Sorry, got a bit hyped up there. Thats what i meant.

And i share the same view. I can understand there concerns, but causing a near riot over it, and yelling racist slurs is just fucked. I would've only expected something like this in the "deeep south" of the U.S of A. (said in redneck accent).

 

[Jimity]

I don't have an issue with the people who are against the school on a planning and infrastructure basis. I can't give a completely educated arguement on this, because I don't live in Camden and haven't looked a lot at the layout of the town.

My problem is with these morons screaming, yelling and generally being ignorant motherfuckers. The people who live in the town, who as soon as they heard the words Islamic school, they jumped on the "Must be a terrorist training camp" bandwagon and start tattooing "Go home Mohammad" on their chests. The kinds of people whose most intellectual arguments consist of "C'mere and say, ye arab lovin' cunt!"

I'm all for debate on the school. Key word being debate. Not trying to storm a official meeting with a carton of Woodstock.

Islam is a religion, not a race

This is debatable I think. Take the Jews. People consider the Jews a race (especially European Jews), even though Judaism is made up of people from all countries.

Most ignorant people I know, as soon as you identify a person as Muslim, they instantly assume they are a rag-head or whatnot. Just like when you identify someone as being from Iraq, they instantly assume they are Islamic and ergo a terrorist.

So while it doesn't fit the biological definition of race, I still think you could define someone who hates Jews as a whole or who hates Muslims as a whole as racist. Especially since they make assumptions that a person of a certain faith is from a certain part of the world, and should "Go back to where they came from", regardless of whether or not they were born here.



/rant

 

[ValeTudo]

This is debatable I think

It's not debatable.

Jews are supposedly descended from one person. Conversion is difficult and rarely accepted by the Jewish community (never by Hasidic or Orthodox jews). Emphasis is placed on blood line and one is only truly a Jew if ones mother is a Jew. Hence the description of Judaism as a race.

One can become a Muslim merely by declaring the oneness of Allah and the acceptance of Mohammad as his prophet.

 

[IWillHostIt]

Because rating seasons has finished for the year in Australia and it isn't known how long the writers strike in the U.S. will go for, channel 7 *falsely advertised* that the 9th episode of heroes was the season finale and stopped showing the episodes. Presumably they will show the tenth and eleventh episodes when ratings season starts again next year. So lame. Everyone will have downloaded and watched the remaining episodes by then anyway.

They thought they could sneak this one by us! Not likely! You suck channel 7! Suck!

I hate them so much!. Call channel 7, "Channel Satan." It's fun.

They fucked me over so many times with buffy episodes... and they cut heaps of scenes out of the buffy episodes to make room for more ads!. Grrr. Argghh!

Grrr. Argghh! video.

I think channel Satan also aired the first 2 seasons of smallville and I noticed they cut scenes from them as well.

I haven't noticed anything from heroes yet, but if they cut any scenes, I will be sure to rant about it in here.

I love heroes, but that Japanese dude is pissing me off and that little kid (will smith's kid) is such a shit actor and so is that characters cousin (the one with muscle memory or whatever). Sylar's the man! f'en luv him. tick tock, tick tock.

I'm going to download some more heroes episodes. take that Satan!

 

[Jimity]

Jews are supposedly descended from one person. Conversion is difficult and rarely accepted by the Jewish community (never by Hasidic or Orthodox jews). Emphasis is placed on blood line and one is only truly a Jew if ones mother is a Jew. Hence the description of Judaism as a race.

One can become a Muslim merely by declaring the oneness of Allah and the acceptance of Mohammad as his prophet.

Yes, but the definition of race (and therefore racism) isn't just based on the country someone comes from

The most widely used human racial categories are based on visible traits (especially skin color, facial features and hair texture), and self-identification.

Wiki

Like I said before, most bigots will look at a person who is dressed in traditional Muslim attire or who is walking into or from a Mosque, and assume he is from a particular part of the world, which amounts to racism.


But either way, these people are bigots.

 

[ValeTudo]

I'm not sure what you're getting at? Some people from Sydney with racist tendencies has nothing to do with whether or not Islam could be described as a race..

From your posts it could very easily be deduced that you look at Anglo-Australians in thongs and a wifebeater holding a carton of booze and automatically assume they are racist. i find this bigoted

 

[Jimity]

I agree the religion of Islam isn't a race, but people who are identified as being Muslim, could be identified as a race. ie "Muslim people", as opposed to the "Muslim faith".

*Edit* First line didn't make sense.

 

[lil angel15]

From your posts it could very easily be deduced that you look at Anglo-Australians in thongs and a wifebeater holding a carton of booze and automatically assume they are racist. i find this bigoted

Not racist, just bogan.

 

[ValeTudo]

I agree the religion of Islam isn't a race, but people who are identified as being Muslim, could be identified as a race. ie "Muslim people", as opposed to the "Muslim faith".

*Edit* First line didn't make sense.

I think that's incorrect. In fact, i find your perception that "people who are identified as being Muslim could be identified as a race (ie Muslim people)" to be remarkably racist & bigoted. Muslim people come from countries all over the world and have incredibly disparate backgrounds and cultures. This contrasts with Ashkenazi Jews who, while coming from all countries, generally share a similar culture & language regardless of location.

 

[Jimity]

Ok, when I read the first line,

Islam is a religion, not a race ^

I thought you were making the argument that these people aren't racist. Followed by all my arguments.

If that wasn't the case, then I apologise. But I stand by my statements. These people are racists.

 

[Jimity]

I think that's incorrect. In fact, i find your perception that "people who are identified as being Muslim could be identified as a race (ie Muslim people)" to be remarkably racist & bigoted.

Perhaps I didn't put my argument forward properly. Muslim people are identified as a race by these people (ie our friendly debating team in Camden). That isn't a good thing. In fact, its properly the root of the problem. People look at Muslims as being different, so they tar them all with the same brush. I don't know, but as soon as you tell a Muslim - Australian born or otherwise - to "Go back to where you came from", you are racist.



PS We can't confuse race with ethnicity.

 

[lil angel15]

I hate the people I work for...... they suck.

C**T's

 

[drugfukkdrockstar]

Why the HELL do complete strangers think it's okay to bother me on the train and try to have a conversation when i am clearly trying to read my Who Weekly magazine! This situation forces me to have to be blunt, and i would imagine in their eyes 'rude' But fuck! I just wanna zone out after working all day. It seems to be too much to ask these days. I think i look too approachable. I need to look meaner - maybe another piercing. A bull ring or something.

 

[Arzi]

Why the HELL do complete strangers think it's okay to bother me on the train and try to have a conversation when i am clearly trying to read my Who Weekly magazine! This situation forces me to have to be blunt, and i would imagine in their eyes 'rude' But fuck! I just wanna zone out after working all day. It seems to be too much to ask these days. I think i look too approachable. I need to look meaner - maybe another piercing. A bull ring or something.

cos you are beautiful and friendly looking thats why

seem to have a nice personality, start acting a bitch and I promise you it will stop

just sulk and scurry about more like vibr8tor hahahahaha