"everyone just chilling, this is how life should be... i love it"
said during a Halloween party by the kid throwing it... everyone was baked, drunk and a few of us were tripping...
"no matter where you come from or who your friends are, everyone can enjoy this"
said at the same party by a different kid, we had a big circle going.. just passing the bong around... white, black, hispanic no one gave a shit... always good people at these parties, most of them out of their minds, some criminals in some way or another but good people nonetheless...
"what is the ratio of weed to pot?"
someone wrote this on some green dragon thread and it made me laugh
"I'm ripped... can you believe?"
Said by a family member of mine after a couple bowls of dank and a couple large blunts..
"WHAT THE FUCK GOD DAMMIT MOTHER FUCKER!?!?!"
People here are going to get pissed at this one, but i said it after me and my friends got into my car after smoking a blunt after a wake and bake... my friend left his full coke on the roof of my car.. i start to back up and hear it spill... and my friend is like "oh wait... that was my coke..." and then i freaked, but calmed down fast...
and yes i know its a bad idea to drive while blazed.. but ironically every time ive done something moronic while driving like driving the wrong way or crashing my car into a truck coming at me at 40 miles per hour was done while completely sober... not saying that it improves my driving but at the very least it makes me a little more attentive...