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Marijuana culture. ("420")

have you smoked with a family member?

  • Yes

    Votes: 341 67.7%

  • No, my family sucks

    Votes: 163 32.3%
  • Total voters
    504
Mitch-I would fuck the letter S. It's so sexy.
Chris-I would definitely rather fuck the letter B. It has the most holes out of any letter in the alphabet.
Mitch-What about the letter 8?

Hilarity ensues.
 
MrLeading said:
Mitch-I would fuck the letter S. It's so sexy.
Chris-I would definitely rather fuck the letter B. It has the most holes out of any letter in the alphabet.
Mitch-What about the letter 8?

Hilarity ensues.
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This conversation would not sound out of place in that one X-rated spoof on Sesame Street. The title escapes me right now.
 
I was gonna merge this with the other thread, BUUUUT....Since yall have posted such funny shit so far, Ima let it stay. =D That other thread is quotes from trips anyways.

But that dont mean theres gonna be a thread for every kind of high and quotes on that. Let this be the spot for all your high quotes whether its drunk, high, doped out, or coked up. Dont let that shit get sloppy and well be straight. Post away kids. :D
 
This shit better not go over the line. Drivin while fucked up aint encouraged in here. So keep the discussion to the smokin in the car and not the driving you feel me.
 
Fuck that, it's the sketchiest shit in the world.

I fucking go RAGED when kids try to shoot up in my car 2 minutes after copping. It's like dude, we're on the block and next to a police station, and least let me park by like a gas station.
 
Path. thought. said:
Don't be stupid.

Have you ever been pulled over after smoking in your car?

Everyone goes through it eventually... and it fares much better for some than others.

Just find spots to chill and blaze at, at least then you're not stuck in a car with no way to get rid of your evidence while some hardass cop talks you into letting him search your car.
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theres always a way to get rid of evidence in the car. for example i keep me grinder under the passanger airbag thing (you pop it out and theres space under) and no cop will start tugging at the fucking airbag. up above the shade that covers the sunroof or simply balls of the weed.

i hate going to pick up a bag and get pulled and the police they conviscate it and you diddnt even smoke a splif! once one c***-stable even made me tear up the splif i just rolled and chuck them in a puddle outside the car. was not happy!
 
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Don't keep any paraphernalia on you. Keep only the blunt you are smoking on you. If you have any drugs, they should be under the hood or in the gas-tank thingy. I REPEAT, KEEP ANY AND ALL DRUGS UNDER THE HOOD OF THE VEHICLE HIDDEN IN THE ENGINE, OR BEHIND THE GAS-TANK ACCESS DOOR.

Keep no drugs but the blunt you are smoking in the car, on your person, or in the trunk. Smoke the blunt down to nothing, and dispose of the roach. If pulled over, light tobacco to cover smell, and consent to search if asked. If you don't have the ability to dispose of the roach in time, and they find the roach, tell them that you were smoking weed and all you had on you was that one blunt, and consent to a search. Since you consented, they will search much more lightly than if you act nervous and don't consent.

Following these guidelines won't eliminate all risk, but going above and beyond the call of duty will greatly reduce your chances of having a really bad run-in with law enforcement.
 
it's a better idea to park and smoke outside of the car simply because if you're caught smoking inside of a car, that's reason for a cop to search the whip which is either a) gonna lead to you or the driver being busted for something or b) just a waste of time and will kill yer high in the meantime.
 
Oh, and don't break any traffic laws. Seriously, just drive the speed limit and be patient about yellow lights and shit. Mind your own business, stick to back roads when you can, and move quickly and efficiently, limiting your total exposure to risk as much as possible. And avoid rolling around 4 deep with all your homies looking shady as hell; get a girl or two in the car and your chances of being pulled over minimize greatly when compared to a car full of shady dudes. Seriously, y'all stoners need to stop the constant sausage-festing anyways, and a little pussy won't kill ya. :D
 
johanneschimpo said:
if there's one thing I miss about smoking weed its
blaze routes!
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Yes!!!! I love mine and my friends "smoking route" whenever were driving we always go down through the same area, so many fun times on those streets. :)

Any tips that I could give you would be to drive with the windows down, don't drive with anything on you, except whatever your smoking (when I drive and smoke I really usually only smoke blunts/joints so I can get rid of the evidence,also remember to throw all seeds and stems OUT OF THE WINDOW), don't drive in a full car, cops will look at you more. I also never drive on busy roads because I don't want other people seeing, and around here the cops sit on the main roads, not on the back roads. After the blunt or whatever, light a cigarette to cover the smell. Oh yeah, safer to smoke at night then during the day too.
 
I do enjoy the occasional blunt cruise. Back in my High School day we did these on the regular (several times a day) fortunately I'm from (have moved since) a relatively small town. We pretty much developed "safe zones" and I was never caught doing this probably at least 100-200 times. This is the safest in the summer or any other time with favorable weather because keeping the windows down at least partially really helps eliminate the smell. My friend's car had a sunroof in it so after a burn run we'd roll all the windows all the way down and the sun roof and it would pretty much clear out the majority of the smell. I don't smoke butts but many of my friends do so after their post-blunt cigs the car wouldn't even really have a hint of weed at all. Not "reccomending" this type of behavior of course, but if you are gonna do it at all you may as well be cautious.
 
if you hotbox a car properly with decent reefer your car will smell for the rest of its life.
 
shesh, yeah, blaze in the car and if you get pulled over shove your drugs up your ass or have a chick holding your ish for you. if ur getting pulled over and dont have all your ish secured just cruise till everyone can pop all the shit they got on em, if your on the highway going a bit quick just let loose nuggets fly out the sunroof as you go.
 
Zubi420 said:
if you hotbox a car properly with decent reefer your car will smell for the rest of its life.
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Yeah, my pothead friends car always smells like weed. I think his parents have no sense of smell, that car smells dank as hell.
 
Roger&Me said:
Don't keep any paraphernalia on you. Keep only the blunt you are smoking on you. If you have any drugs, they should be under the hood or in the gas-tank thingy. I REPEAT, KEEP ANY AND ALL DRUGS UNDER THE HOOD OF THE VEHICLE HIDDEN IN THE ENGINE, OR BEHIND THE GAS-TANK ACCESS DOOR.

Keep no drugs but the blunt you are smoking in the car, on your person, or in the trunk. Smoke the blunt down to nothing, and dispose of the roach. If pulled over, light tobacco to cover smell, and consent to search if asked. If you don't have the ability to dispose of the roach in time, and they find the roach, tell them that you were smoking weed and all you had on you was that one blunt, and consent to a search. Since you consented, they will search much more lightly than if you act nervous and don't consent.

Following these guidelines won't eliminate all risk, but going above and beyond the call of duty will greatly reduce your chances of having a really bad run-in with law enforcement.
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that's exactly what i was going to say. for real, thats all you need to know
about burn rides (even tho i have never done half that shit before, thats
just me tho). the fact is, if you dont do what he said you will get
caught sometime, one way or another.
smoking in cars is definitley not a good idea, even if you can drive well
there is the po factor involved.

the only thing i will disagree with is that they do search your shit hard
even if you consent, especially if its obvious that you were smoking
and there is probably shit around. this same thing happened to me,
but they didnt find anything even tho i had shit on me. it is still
a good idea to consent to a search tho, they will usually search anyways
and all their buddies come when they hear "declined a search" on the
radio. cops live for that shit.
ask that barry cooper dude haha fuckin love that dude..
anyways consent to the search, but dont expect them to look lightly is all
 
theres always a way to get rid of evidence in the car. for example i keep me grinder under the passanger airbag thing (you pop it out and theres space under) and no cop will start tugging at the fucking airbag. up above the shade that covers the sunroof or simply balls of the weed.
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You're an idiot. Besides you're an idiot for thinking this is, you're also literally an idiot when compared to a cop.

Cops do this job every day. They pull over hundreds of people, run thousands of license plates, et cetera. There is not a single 'stash spot' in a car that a police officer hasn't heard of already. To think you are more clever than a cop is to be a fool. They do this job 40+ hour a week. How many hours a week do you spend solely devoted to how to best conceal drugs in a car?

Cops know the game much better than you. You're an idiot if you think a cop doesn't know the airbag or airvents stunts, among many others.
 
TheodoreRoosevelt said:
You're an idiot. Besides you're an idiot for thinking this is, you're also literally an idiot when compared to a cop.

Cops do this job every day. They pull over hundreds of people, run thousands of license plates, et cetera. There is not a single 'stash spot' in a car that a police officer hasn't heard of already. To think you are more clever than a cop is to be a fool. They do this job 40+ hour a week. How many hours a week do you spend solely devoted to how to best conceal drugs in a car?

Cops know the game much better than you. You're an idiot if you think a cop doesn't know the airbag or airvents stunts, among many others.
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Exactly. If its inside of your car or your trunk, they will find it. The only places I've ever had luck is by putting it on the OUTSIDE of the car. In the engine is the best place, if you can build yourself a small, inconspicous heat-proof box, that's the best way to go. They will probably never catch you this way. The gas-tank access door works well, too, but all it takes is one curious cop and you're screwed, so thats clearly not the best route to go. By far, the best thing to do, is to get one of those key-keeper things, its basically a magnetic box that sticks to the outside of your car, underneath it, that you put a spare key in in case you lock your keys in your car. Just put the dope in that thing, stick it under your car or against your engine block, and away you go. :)
 
When I used to smoke pot, I remember being extremely attached to my pieces.

I viewed them as friends.

Silly pothead.
 
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