Marijuana culture. ("420")

[Jabberwocky]

yeah lets see the aussies take these bongs in one hit.

wtf dude lol, you still going on about that shit. a lot of us smoke cones to be pulled in one hit. get over it for fuck sake

 

[aznaznazn]

nevarrr this will continue foreverrrrr

 

[Olyn]

Wait, you've eaten with your cousin before?

Hahaha.

On topic: No, not up to this point. I know for a fact that my mom and stepdad are regular (daily even) tokers, but I'm very apprehensive about bringing up the subject because they don't know I smoke. They also don't know that I know they smoke. I hope that made sense.

Though i figure if they ever catch me it will be a very interesting discussion, to say the least.

 

[JustBlaze420]

cousins.

 

[Shambles]

I've smoked with my stepfather a couple of times - really very awkward (cos we never really got on that well|) and not to be repeated.

 

[orml]

I packed a bunch of bowls for my grandma, and mom (my grandma is 80) and they fucking loved it, it was the first time my mom ever smoked, and my grandma was surprisingly seasoned in the art (but she did say that pot now is way stronger than anything she's smoked before). It was a very interesting and strange experience... I don't smoke pot anymore but it was one of my fondest memories from when I did, it was a great time all around then we all got hungry, my mom made like sandwiches and cookie and they both passed out on couches in my living room while watching some silly ass movie.

 

[It's a baby!]

Stoner Quotes Thread

I'll start.

"Hey man what the fuck is that on the road?"
"I think it's a skid-mark"
"Yeah but why are the tires getting closer and further from eachother as it goes, and why is it moving in that wave pattern?"
"I dunno man, he must've been really wasted."

After talking about the "weird skid-marks" for the next five minutes, we realized it was just the shadow from the telephone lines 8)

 

[oohcow]

"Hey man, i could really go for some icecream...."


"Dude, have you ever smoked a shitload and eaten some moose tracks icecream before?


I wanna live life like that....."

 

[TVcommercial]

"Dude, it might be suspicious that I told my Mom we were going to the store, then come back with nothing, smelling like weed"
- paranoid friend


"Optimus Prime wasn't in Lord of the Rings..."


(sitting in the car trying to think of things to do)
friend1: "So, what should we do?"
me: "... Let's play Star Trek, quick roll down the windows"
friend2: "Now what?"
me: "Now we pick space names."
....
me: "Picard"
friend1: "Dash"
friend2: "... Handjob"




Ugh, there's so many. I just can't remember for the life of me...

 

[jamaica0535]

"everyone just chilling, this is how life should be... i love it"

said during a Halloween party by the kid throwing it... everyone was baked, drunk and a few of us were tripping...

"no matter where you come from or who your friends are, everyone can enjoy this"

said at the same party by a different kid, we had a big circle going.. just passing the bong around... white, black, hispanic no one gave a shit... always good people at these parties, most of them out of their minds, some criminals in some way or another but good people nonetheless...

"what is the ratio of weed to pot?"
someone wrote this on some green dragon thread and it made me laugh

"I'm ripped... can you believe?"
Said by a family member of mine after a couple bowls of dank and a couple large blunts..

"WHAT THE FUCK GOD DAMMIT MOTHER FUCKER!?!?!"
People here are going to get pissed at this one, but i said it after me and my friends got into my car after smoking a blunt after a wake and bake... my friend left his full coke on the roof of my car.. i start to back up and hear it spill... and my friend is like "oh wait... that was my coke..." and then i freaked, but calmed down fast...

and yes i know its a bad idea to drive while blazed.. but ironically every time ive done something moronic while driving like driving the wrong way or crashing my car into a truck coming at me at 40 miles per hour was done while completely sober... not saying that it improves my driving but at the very least it makes me a little more attentive...

 

[Kaneh Bosm]

"Don't drop the pipe"
-Everyone wishes they said this sooner at one time or another.

 

['medicine cabinet']

when you call a friend at their house and ask them where they are lol

 

[zigzag| dta]

dude, man, like, is there any of those uhhhh, candies left. dude

 

[jamaica0535]

"this is delicious... its like it has everything that makes fruit... fruit"

when i first started drinking... i tried fruit punch while baked out of my skull and it was amazing...

 

[cookiemonster420]

"Yo dude! wait...? damn I forgot"

Im sure most have heard it

 

[pot_head22]

^^^ haha i always say that because i forget stuff so much

 

[KBeesH]

"Should we smoke from the bong..the glass pipe..or shall i roll a joint."

" (just found a bug and picked it up)Look...a bugs life!"

 

[PriestTheyCalledHim]

"What movie should we watch? What food do you have?"

"Do you have a water bong?"

"WTF was that?!?!"

"Why doesn't food taste this good sober?"

 

[clamjuice]

After vaping 2 bowls and smoking a bowl

me "Man im not that high"

friend "how are you not that high, im ultra high"

me "Well maybe iam high and i just don't know it"

friend "What?!"

Me "Yea i have to be high, i mean we just smoked weed. When have i not been high when smoking weed"

Friend "haha man you're fucked"

me " im just gonna keep telling myself im high and then maybe ill trick myself into it"

Point being, i was definitely high

I remember one time me and a friend argued over how w or double u was spelt. We couldnt figure it out after what i believe to have been at least 10 minutes.

 

[MyDoorsAreOpen]

'You can't not Don Juan the Don Juan!' is the one I'll always remember.