Ok, I borrowed a fansub of Patlabor last nite and gave it a watch - let me just say that being a fansub I kept in mind that the translation might not be up to scratch.
The movie starts off promising but it quickly falls into a slow paced lull. I went into this movie not expecting much action at all and the movie delivered even less than my expectations. It's not until the end that you get any sort of action, and even that was tame. So off the bat, this is not an action anime!
How does the story hold up? Well there's a story there and the movie has a look at man's dependence on machines, their upside and their downside. I think this movie suffers from poor writing - the concept is there, but the execution is not. It's very boring for a movie - with a series you have the luxury of time, with a movie you don't. There a parts in the middle of the movie that I felt could have been left out and had no bearing on the end result.
I don't think you're an overly picky bitch Ghost

, I wasn't too impressed with it either - and I'm a huge fan of dialogue heavy anime. It's downfall isn't the lack of action, but for me it's the lack of engaging story.
Did you watch a fansub of this or a legit copy? I wouldn't mind seeing a proper translation.