wanting to use it purely to preach the swirlsome gospel - of which I thoroughly approve...
True, I was proselytysing for the swirlys but I had an open mind that someone might say "Speed saved me from despair".
but you need to frame your question more meaningfully to get any truly meaningful answers really.
I was hoping to draw out any passionate followers of the swirly messiah but I'm a little disappointed in the lack of devout followers. Apart from a handful of us it feels a bit like asking a class of trainee CID at Hendon about their drinking - "it's just a bit of fun and entertainment". Perhaps it's a question of age - maybe if you just start taking drugs when you're 14 out of nothing more than boredom you have a different outlook on them to someone who went to them as medicine.