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"Im such a junkie/tweaker/stoner/crackhead...."

Im such a stoner i was sittin at a bus stop and some cat i dont know came up to me and said "youre a stoner i can tell by your eyes" (tru one)

Im such a e-tard that i get tingley when i hear "picture me rollin" by tupac =P

Im such a dopehead that my homies shoot up my blood to get off
 
I'm such a drunk that I have "Belushi-ed" half bottles of Jack Daniels and other liquor. Disgusting. (true)
 
hey i bong beers before going to work. i get pretty pissed if i dont have at least two to funnel beforehand.
 
I'm such a.......I'm such a ............I'm suuuuuuuuuuuuccchhhh aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..........................:|
 
tick said:
i such a junkie i am mesmerized by the veins of strangers.
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"Wow, look at those veins"
"Cool"
"I wish I had veins like that!"
"Yeah, could play darts with them!"


I'm such a stoner......yesterday, I put down the joint to adjust my trousers and forget about it until I rolled another one and picked up the ashtray. My friend watched me do it but forgot quickly too.

There's short term memory for you..... :|
 
Ay man i was such a etard that my dealer straight got out the game when i stopped pickin up pills

im such a crackhead my ma thought i had 1000 boyfriends or i must have....cuz how else would i get so many dead single long stem roses ;)


(if u dont get it: iunnow how everybody else does it but we always use the glass tube thing at the bottom thats like a vase for the stem of the rose, u just break off the end and throw in a chore boy LOL)
 
LOL^^

im such a drug addict i dont fuck aound with no Stackers, i just take pcp when i gotta increase my strenghth and endurance

i would tell you how much of a dopehead i am but..... i just dont care ;)
 
oh i know. thats why i said this is a thread for fun cuz "im such a cokehead that pablo escobar is only doin that nickel and dime shit as far as im concerned" obviously aint true

its more of a yo momma so fat type thing etc

i hear ya tho
 
im such a stoner i rolled a joint for me to smoke on the ride to work... got in the truck, set the joint down to start the truck etc. forgot about the joint and drove to work (after smoking 3 or 4 bongs) got to work and realized that i forgot about the joint so i figured "what the hell, phat ride home" and i was looking forward to it... tell me why i forgot about that shit again till half way home lol...
 
Im such a pothead i rolled a blunt and put it in the backseat, but i started fishtailin so bad that i had to go back home and get somebody to sit in the back to even out the weight ;)
 
i used to be such a fuckin dope fiend, alkie i bumped 2 80's and chugged half a liter of 151 (no bullshit almost died) hahaha what fun death

"AIDS=ALWAYS FUNNY" -jim norton
 
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i'm such a tweaker people look at each other knowingly & make sniffing noises when i walk towards a bathroom

i'm such a tweaker i have to keep my hair short or i mistake it for PEOPLE standing behind me
 
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