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"Im such a junkie/tweaker/stoner/crackhead...."

cxsx said:
i'm such a crack head i price everything in terms of how many rocks, instead of how many dollars
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LMAO im exactly the same!! every time money is mentioned in any form my mind instantly calculates how much meth i could buy with it... =D

Im such a tweaker that when someones talking to me and i tune out, then tune back in you can pretty much guarentee that ill say "WHAT? ICE?!" every time.
 
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I'm such a stoner I inhale and forget to exhale. (done it)

I'm such a stoner I look at dandelions a bit too long...

I'm such a stoner I always have the munchies...
 
I'm such a junkie I wish I was a diabetic.

I'm such a cokehead I do a double take when I see the salt shaker

I'm such a tweaker your watching me.

I'm such an acid fiend I make Han Solo and Batman sleep on the floor
 
I have to force myself to rip the bong the second time or I'll space out and forget all about it. It becomes a real chore eventually.
I'm such a rollhead I can't go anywhere without a waterbottle, a lighter, 3 5htp's, a bit of weed and $34 cash. Why $34 because ...uh I forget why but I must have it.
I'm such a cokehead that I hide lines from myself, get geeked and then go on a hunt to stay geeked. "The wily predator approaches his prey and snares him in his dollar bill."
I'm such a drunk that "whoooo!" is my primal scream, my mating call and a sign that it is no longer safe for me to drink, be around weapons or talk to girls I don't know.
 
I'm such a stoner, that half the people I meet automatically ask me for weed/lighter/papers because I have met them before.

"Now I know you have papers!" -some chick, I had never seen ( ithink)
"Uhhh, Yea!" -me
 
i'm such a pill freak that... well actually i don't wanna be called a freak. its 'cos of this thing tha happened years ago when i moved outta home with a mate just after i lost my job. And any way it was thursday and i just got in my car...etc (you know how it goes)

i'm such an acid freak that Thursday when morning wake up i night it really Monday is!!!!

I'm such a user that when the cops pulled me over, searched my car and finally said 'your free to go, we didnt find anything' i let out a laugh and said 'Thank Fuck! I was sure i was a goner!'

I'm such a pill freak that grocery shopping is a 2pill event. (worst result was $160 bill with $70 worth of stuff was non-food items)

i'm such a tweaker that $60 worth of the food went off!
 
I'm such a stoner that I test positive without even using!

I'm such a stoner that I get pulled over while sober because the cops thought I was D.U.I.!
 
Rosclot said:
I am such a junkie that I make sure to use the bathroom at everyones house that I go to so that I can check out their medicine cabinet.
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haha i totally do this all the time. unfortunately I havn't had MUCH luck, but i did find 20 pills of oxycodone 5/500's.
 
im so saturated with smack when friends want to get high I just stab myself with a needle and pull out 60units/1cc from my foot vein and say,"10 dolla save yourself the copping ride, best red dope in town", Im clean honest. Alright 5 dolla

Deal
 
Im such a tweaker that I worked 20 hours today, and Im not even tired. In 6 hours Im going to work another 10. Oh and I look like this cat right here ------> 8o .
 
lacey k said:
Im such a dopehead that my homies shoot up my blood to get off
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"im so saturated with smack when friends want to get high I just stab myself with a needle and pull out 60units/1cc from my foot vein and say,"10 dolla save yourself the copping ride, best red dope in town", Im clean honest. Alright 5 dolla"


shiit beat u to it blah ;)
 
I am such a tweaker that I have convinced myself that aluminium foil was made specifically for floating boats

I am such a tweaker that I have started 35 diffrent projects in the last 2 days and not finished one.

I am such a twaker that after being up for 5 days, I thought the FBI was watching me through my TV so I coverd it up in blankets and locked it up in a mini storage 50 miles away from town.

-Altrez 8o 8( 8o
 
I'm such a drunk I can't pronounce any Ss

I'm such a drunk I swirl every drink, even if its water

I'm such a drunk my best friend is Jack Daniels

I'm such a drunk I drink 40s over my cerical

I'm such a drunk I drink plastic handle vodka

I'm such a drunk the bums under the bridge know me

I'm such a drunk I can't walk a straight line.
 
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