"Im such a junkie/tweaker/stoner/crackhead...."

[Khadijah]

Iunnow heres a thread to have some fun with.....kinda a "Yo Momma" of drugs......post someting, if you wanna say something thats tru go ahead but nobodys discouragin a little bit of creativity, exaggerate all you want

heres your chance for your dick to be 38 feet long and a 15 inches around

Shiiit, Im such a crackhead that my momma stopped buyin brillo pads from the store and started buyin em from me.

 

[da` grey area]

sbg

8) brillo pads are meant for bald men and every 2nd guest tha asks to many quesions about your bathroom cabinet, not mothers or crack-head junkies... somebody aint shooyin straight biggle biggle8(

 

[Bradshaw2727]

I'm such a junkie that whenever I see a tired person scratching their nose, I ask them where I can get some dope.

 

[da` grey area]

junkie junkie junkie, hero ! 43 tables and you better start workin out! humming bird mock me.

 

[malachi305]

^^ i can't for the life of me understand what you're saying.

 

[ItchySkratchy]

I'm such a junkie that whenever I'm in a public bathroom stall taking a dump, I feel like I'm in there for the wrong reason......

 

[center]

im such a pothead that i spend all my money on pot.

 

[Rosclot]

I am such a junkie that I make sure to use the bathroom at everyones house that I go to so that I can check out their medicine cabinet.

 

[myanmar]

I am such a junkie that I always make sure I keep at least 1 bill in my wallet (to use for snorting)

 

[hazejunk]

i'm such a junkie that last year i had a income of 22000 euro and almost al if it went to drugs....i'm such a junkie that nothing makes my more happy then a fat bag of H.

 

[Billy Orange]

im such a stoner, every liquor store, gas station i goto, the cashier automatically grabs a pack of swishers for me.

 

[Tiesto]

I am such a junkie that I make sure to use the bathroom at everyones house that I go to so that I can check out their medicine cabinet.

 

[swifty]

I'm such a pill popper, I look at eveyones pupils just to check if they're pilling or not

 

[DJAcetone]

im such a pothead that i spend all my money on pot.

lol

 

[Tiesto]

I'm such a drug head that wenever I look in the mirror I always look at my pupils and wonder if they are normal size or not. Or compare them to wen I'm on drugs.

Weird habit really.

 

[Beagle]

im such a stoner, every liquor store, gas station i goto, the cashier automatically grabs a pack of swishers for me.

hahahaha, I noticed this that one time we went to get that pipe. lol

 

[nemesis-a]

im such a tweaker i can weigh myself on a digital scale ;o

 

[swybs]

I'm such a burnout that I am sober right now.

swybs

 

[yepyepwoah]

I am such a junkie that I make sure to use the bathroom at everyones house that I go to so that I can check out their medicine cabinet.

haha. i've done this and i'm not a junkie at all.

 

[SonOF]

I'm such a drunk, my blood type is OE


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