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"I put shatter up my shitter" - your WORST drug mistake

In ‘93, my friend and I shared an apartment. It was the peak of my “back in the day” days. A date and I came back from a bar and my roommate had a large pot on the stove. He had gone to pick mushrooms earlier and he was stewing them with grape kool aid. Nobody had drank any yet and I somehow volunteered to be the first (probably to try and impress my date). Back then, Stop-N-Go stores had a large drink cup that had the two Houston Rockets players, Ralph Sampson & Hakeem Olajuwon (the twin towers) on them. I plunged one of those cups into the soup and filled it 3/4th full and drank it all down. My friend then drank 1/2 of a cup. It was just a few minutes when the concoction began with its effects. My vision became like watching a TV with old school antennae when it isn’t exactly right and those diagonal lines move from the bottom left of the screen, towards top right. I stepped out on the patio to try to cope with the strong effects that were getting stronger by the minute. My friend came outside and made the remark that he was going to jump into the pool to try and sober up as much as he could, which was absolutely impossible. I saw him go down stairs and into the fenced-in pool. He then jumped right in…and immediately came right back up out of it. It was as if he had jumped on a trampoline. Basically, it looked like someone had hit reverse on a recording where he went in, and bounced back out. He comes up the stairs and said “don’t jump in the pool!” With which I retorted, “don’t worry, I won’t!” The next day he told me it felt like he got instantly wrapped in Saran Wrap! We then proceeded to hand over control of our Apt/party to a trusted friend because we were really freaking out. I went to my bed and sat on it while saying “it’s all yellow, make it go away!” for some reason. At about 4:30 in the morning, I suddenly gained my senses and I was sitting on the couch with my head hanging off of the front of the seat, on my back, and feet up on the wall. When I asked my friend where he was, he was just coming out of his trip, too, just as fast as I did, in exactly the same amount of time that he had drank his, after I had drank mine. He was across the room on the love seat just like I was on the couch! The next day, our friends were drinking a single shot glass of that concoction and were having fun with it! Never done it again, since that one time! 😎
 
I Took a whole script of zolpidem one night. I remember thinking I was conjuring the most delicious blueberries out of thin air only to wake up covered in blueberry pie. I checked my bottle in the morning and all my pills were gone. I was still completely out of my mind so my first logical thought was that gnomes or some type of little creature stole them from me in the middle of the night. It took me a few hours to realize in fact, the creature was me. Took me a while to recover from that nightmare. I was completely deranged.

Also one time I banged some zolpidem before work then took a dab for good measure. I didn’t even get I trouble, just said I was feeling very sick. I did this several times actually. Or I’d take some Benadryl and a cider with the zolpidem in the morning to start my day. God I’m glad I made it through all that shit ok.
Hmm, never took Zolpidem outside of the one per time, except perhaps taking 1.5 at a time. Is it like the old school Quaaludes where if you fought the drowsiness, you ended up with a buzz?
 
1) back in my early 20s had a really good plug for speed (amph, not meth); one night was doing lines and smoking joints in my car in the middle of night, my eyes were like size of lollypops; it was around 4am and suddenly a cop car turned up and two cops busted us; before they managed to take all the speed, I ate a bit less than a gram (knew they will find it anyway, so w/e), Mr. Policeman saw it and gave me a little beating (which honestly I thought he hit like a woman, that high was i); after taking me to a police station, I was put into cell with some random dude who was a heroin addict.. putting a person super high on speed (i was actually physically in very good condition, cuz was training often despite my speed habit) together with a person hooked on heroin is never a good idea; you can imagine what started after.. the heroin dude started telling me his bullshit rant and I was so annoyed by him that I just beat him up until he started screaming and cops came in, took me off him and put into another cell solo; I just remember cops talking between themselves "these speed addicts are even worse than heroin addicts, they're so crazy and violent", when I was put into solo cell, I was so revved up from beating up that poor heroin dude, that I started doing pull ups and push ups... and banging iron bars with my hands; i guess i was in a state of psychosis. They did a drug test on me and turned out it was just amphetamine, not meth in there.

2) after messing with speed came (so far) the darkest 2 years of my life - the so called synthetic cannabinoids.. it was 2 years of pure misery; I would wake up, smoke some - feel paranoid, strange and dumb, wishing for the high to end faster.. only to re-dose some 30min later again... I hated it, I hated myself for doing it and almost lost everything dear in my life, if my father didn't send me to another country for a couple of years so i sort out. Synthetic cannabinoids are so insidious, its like crack without the pleasurable high, just pure darkness and addiction. It was more than 10 years ago, but I still get goosebumps even thinking about those 2 years.

Of course, my stories are children play compared to some of stuff y'all have done, but still.
 
During a relapse I bought about 3 grams of 3 different cathinones, I think one was eutylone (Went back to my emails to check, indeed eutylone, 3F-A-PVP and the 3rd one I think it was a fluorinated N-Ethylhexedrone) I also got etizolam and some obscure opioid analogue, either U-48800 or U-49900. So I got them but I was in my parents house and I know they were going to take them from me, so... I tried them all without measuring. First was a cathinone, which was meh. Then another one, then a small line of etizolam and blackout. Absolute blackout for 2 days. No idea if I triied the opioid, but if it was similar to 47700 I should be dead. I was also drinking kratom and maybe using tianeptine and morphodrol, I was a fucking garbage can of drugs that failed to enter the consumer market. I was told my pressure was 80 with 40 at one point I think, I apparently yelled at my dad a lot cause issues, but overall, it coould have gone a lot worse, so thank you to whoever was looking out for me, and sorry for making your job so stressful....
 
I had a funny mistake, I thought of taking a bit of amphetamine to study for a math test, I had a small bit of powder in the fridge and took it... Then after 30 minutes I began to have slight visual hallucinations. I freaked out, thinking I was going to get some kind of meth psychosis, but then remembered I got some psychedelic from a friend and that was probably what I took. I still don't know what it was, depending on the effects it was probably something like 2C-T-2 so I went to the park for a better setting. It was pretty pleasant. But of course I totally flunked the test.
 
God bless all my friends who contributed to the thread but you do all realise that I was just looking for a reason so I could say "I put shatter up my shitter" don't you? I wasn't actually interested in your worst drug mistake...
Alliteration is always fun. That it could lead to comedy, or salient recollections is a plus! 🤣
 
I had a funny mistake, I thought of taking a bit of amphetamine to study for a math test, I had a small bit of powder in the fridge and took it... Then after 30 minutes I began to have slight visual hallucinations. I freaked out, thinking I was going to get some kind of meth psychosis, but then remembered I got some psychedelic from a friend and that was probably what I took. I still don't know what it was, depending on the effects it was probably something like 2C-T-2 so I went to the park for a better setting. It was pretty pleasant. But of course I totally flunked the test.
2C-T-21 was very strange. Very laid back, almost like speeding, but with less stimulation (if that makes sense). Actually found shopping really great, on it (I am not a person who generally enjoys shopping - well, unless I was in Maplins!). Bought some fun clothing, of questionable taste, like a Miami Vice coke dealers shirt!
 
Smoking 0.5 grams of ''rock speed' out of a lightglobe on LSD - out of curiosity as to how bent meth + lsd actually was ( i knew you shouldnt mix the 2).. I went to ''Loop-ville'' for quite a while. Dont recommend that one lol
roflmfao, but also, I feel for you man
 
2C-T-21 was very strange. Very laid back, almost like speeding, but with less stimulation (if that makes sense). Actually found shopping really great, on it (I am not a person who generally enjoys shopping - well, unless I was in Maplins!). Bought some fun clothing, of questionable taste, like a Miami Vice coke dealers shirt!

ah, therefore its for people who like to shop. i found it to be a bit lackluster, no real psychedelic, slightly stimulating. a better version of this fish vision tryptamine 5meo-dalt which is the worst and most useless tryp there is.
 
I would say salvia, when it first hit the smoke shops a bunch of us chipped in on the 20x or something extract, that was one of the wildest trips Iv ever had and haven’t touched the stuff since
Once while coming down from to much MDMA in my naive thinking all drugs are good I smoked some of that stuff. The extract, which ime is not recommendable.

It ended in a bizar trip, total loss of ego dissolved in a strechted out flat world with intense gravity and crackling noises. I had no clue about where or who, it just was.
Metal seemed to have pierced a part of me and another part was glued to the fabric of my rug. The metal appeared to be one of the pilars of the table that was against my leg.

When I came out off it, which seemed like an eternity, laying flat on the ground ( it was smoked sitting on the couch ) water pipe fallen next to me, only then the realization came back Salvia Divinorum extract. Powerful shit never again.

Even in the aftermath the scare was so great I almost woke my partner. But that was when the residual effects disappeared. After that all was ok again, a mind blowing trip.
 
Crushed up a small piece of actual glass and snorted it. I believed it was real because it crushed easily but then he didn't even taste anything and it hurt. Next one would be attempting to do a hot rail by myself based off YouTube videos and did not get it hot enough and snorted liquid molten methamphetamine I had to snort water of my nose but to prevent tissue deterioration and loss of nostril LOL

Like the fellas back in the pen would say, "fucking truck!"
 
I once went to a motel and bought 20 ecstacy pills, 10 hits of LSD, had weed, and an eight ball of cocaine. Also was drinking. Never been dumber in my life. Ended up in the hospital stuck.
 
was searching the carpet for meth one night, thought I found a shard, put it on foil, applied heat and it exploded rather violently in my face (no injuries, just startled)

turns out what I had attempted to smoke was actually silver fulminate

not sure if they have these over the pond, but this is what I tried to smoke thinking it was meth:

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Was searching the carpet for high-quality amphetamine. Found promising piece of white-something. It turned out to be zopiclon.
 
Snorthing two small bumps of 2ct-7 which caused me to fit when i was trying to snort one bump in my younger days. That was horrible
 
2 times I felt totally disgusting due to drug intake. Don’t know really why, both times I felt that I wasn’t too fit physically but I thought ok, one time 7g Kratom instead of my usual 5g to get some rest. This resulted in the most disgusting body high I ever had. Never had something like that from Kratom or any other opioid. No od, it just felt awkward. After 4 or 5 hours I finally had the idea to take 2ml of bdo to went sleeping.

Something almost as disgusting happened to me on 15mg dck, went home after work, felt that I wasn’t feeling too well but thought a little dose would be ok. Thought wrong, almost as disgusting as the Kratom feeling for 4 hours or so. Never had such a bad body high as with these two events. Again after 4 hours or so canceled it with 2ml bdo.

At least when it comes to these weak and stimulating opioids and when it comes to even the less stressful dissociatives like the achs you have to be relatively fit physically, or else the high really suffers, it’s not as great by a far bit if you’re physically not fit, especially with dissociatives. You just feel dull and dense instead of the great crazy high you normally get.
 
Fortunately I never owned nor even cast my eyes upon that book before..

I did actually buy a container of whole unprocessed nutmeg nuts a year or so ago, with half a mind to trying it as a legal high. But After re-reading the reviews on Errowid, and you're comments on here Fubar, the nutmeg remains firmly unused, apart from for one culinary experiment.

There was also always Saffron and Bananna skins of course. But I think Saffron could actually have an effect. The old Donovan song, "Mellow Yellow", had nothing to do with bannana skins. I tried Saffron once as a school boy, it was very expensive and burned very hot to smoke, and I don't recall getting high tbh lol.

"I'm just mad about Saffron. Saffron's just mad about me." pfft.

Not sure it was ever that good. Although I should probably look it up or try it again before I comment further.
Did you know that there was an underground night club in Greenwich Village named "The Electric Banana" back in 1966 ?

There was also a Band in the1960's of the same name, they were also known as Pretty Things




Donanvan had a girlfriend named Saffron, BTW
 
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