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I am the smiliest mother-fucker to ever walk the Earth.

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I had such an awesome 24 hours, and I know I'll be smiling like this for the rest of the week :D

And, I've now found a new wine that I <3 =D

Win Win!
 
Im so truly happy. I have all the right ingredients in my life, like love and respect and companionship and goals and ability to make happiness be an actual real concept.

(his name is ben!) but its not just him, its honestly everything.
 
And she probably doesn't even have those before a team of production engineers hack away at the mess recorded from her microphone for a few months.
 
winning at work resulting in an extra five digit pay to a member = big smiles
winning the above from telstra = the smilingest mofo in town

fuck you very much telstra ya fucking scumbags. =D
 
^ Congrats, dude.

Got my tax return and booked my flights from Melbourne --> Sydney after New Years. The thought of catching up with some of my lovelies is gonna make me smile all the way to January.
 
i'm moving properly into sales at work, which i'm feeling kinda iffy about, but it will mean more base $ and commission, which i'm feeling good about!
 
My 5 year old had just finished reading her reader that she brings home from school, so my boyfriend asked her to read the poster on my wall called "everybody knows shit happens".

ZEN - What is the sound of shit happening?
JUDAISM - Why does shit always happen to us?
CAPITALISM - This is MY shit
FEMINISM - Men are shit
MARXISM - You have nothing to lose but your shit
DARWINISM - Survival of the shittiest
SUICIDAL - I've had enough of this shit
VEGETARIANISM - If it happens to shit, don't eat it

just to name a few...

Man, hearing my daughter read this had all three of us in hysterics. It may not have been the most socially acceptable way to teach a child to read, but she's pretty good at not crossing the boundaries, so we just rolled with it and had fun.
 
Yep, pretty happy today for no particular reason. Im going to go for a surf in about 45 minutes so that should be nice and relaxing coz I didnt really get any sleep, so yer looking forward to that. Hope the waves are good :)
 
We won our semi final in Basketball last night so now i have

A Grand Final Tonight
A Semi Final Sunday and
another Grand Final Wednesday....

One of our teams should get the flag...hopefully!!
FINALS FEVER!
 
Damn thats pretty cool KK. I have a netball team I organised with my besties and their boyfriends, and out of 6 games we have only won 3 ... haha, we TOTALLY SUCK ! But its so much fun!!!!
 
Doppelganger said:
My 5 year old had just finished reading her reader that she brings home from school, so my boyfriend asked her to read the poster on my wall called "everybody knows shit happens".

ZEN - What is the sound of shit happening?
JUDAISM - Why does shit always happen to us?
CAPITALISM - This is MY shit
FEMINISM - Men are shit
MARXISM - You have nothing to lose but your shit
DARWINISM - Survival of the shittiest
SUICIDAL - I've had enough of this shit
VEGETARIANISM - If it happens to shit, don't eat it

just to name a few...

Man, hearing my daughter read this had all three of us in hysterics. It may not have been the most socially acceptable way to teach a child to read, but she's pretty good at not crossing the boundaries, so we just rolled with it and had fun.
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That would have been hilarious!
 
^ lol

I'd make one change to the poster tho:
DARWINISM - Survival of the least shit
 
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