My 5 year old had just finished reading her reader that she brings home from school, so my boyfriend asked her to read the poster on my wall called "everybody knows shit happens".
ZEN - What is the sound of shit happening?
JUDAISM - Why does shit always happen to us?
CAPITALISM - This is MY shit
FEMINISM - Men are shit
MARXISM - You have nothing to lose but your shit
DARWINISM - Survival of the shittiest
SUICIDAL - I've had enough of this shit
VEGETARIANISM - If it happens to shit, don't eat it
just to name a few...
Man, hearing my daughter read this had all three of us in hysterics. It may not have been the most socially acceptable way to teach a child to read, but she's pretty good at not crossing the boundaries, so we just rolled with it and had fun.