Orgasm achieved while banging Crisco doesn't count as a sexual experienceLets just say that I am average for a straight male my age

Orgasm achieved while banging Crisco doesn't count as a sexual experienceLets just say that I am average for a straight male my age
Are you basing your "patheticism" on sexual conquests? No one should feel guilty, pathetic or ashamed no matter what the numbers. As long as you're happy in your decisions and you made those decisions wisely...and safely, I might add.How many sexual partners have you had?
female = 2 (pathetic, I know..)