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How long were you fed the lie of Father Christmas?

I was 25. I went to the fuckin' local Santa's Grotto, tried to sit on his knee, he was like 'get tae fuck ya creepy bastard!' pulling his beard off and shouting at me. Store security turned up and dragged me out in tears. Christmas hasn't been the same since.
 
I was 25. I went to the fuckin' local Santa's Grotto, tried to sit on his knee, he was like 'get tae fuck ya creepy bastard!' pulling his beard off and shouting at me. Store security turned up and dragged me out in tears. Christmas hasn't been the same since.
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You owe me a new laptop for Christmas! I just spat tea all over mine.... =D
 
When I was four or five my sister convinced me that the three bears lived in a log cabin that we used to drive past on the way to our caravan. I even got a present from them at Xmas which turned out to be one of my own action man that sister previously stole......

Fuck me I was gullible :)
 
BecomingJulie said:
Just count yourself lucky that beard was all Santa pulled off that night .....
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He unfortunately pulled his trousers down too and shouted 'say hello to Rudolph and his big red nose!!'... no, wait, that was me while drunk at last years work's Chrimbo party.
 
Here in north Italy (or at least in my city, Verona, dunno about other nearby cities/regions) it's Saint Lucy (Santa Lucia) that brings gifts a bit before Christmas I think around the 10-15th of december so I don't even remember believing in Santa or not. (Some kids received gifts from Santa as well not me tho).
Basically her story is that she was killed by romans after they burned her eyes/pulled them out and tortured her or something centuries ago and now she roams during that night bringing gifts to children.

Creepy shit if you ask me lol.
 
ComfortablyNumb95 said:
Basically her story is that she was killed by romans after they burned her eyes/pulled them out and tortured her or something centuries ago and now she roams during that night bringing gifts to children.

Creepy shit if you ask me lol.
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Better than a fat, red suited, bearded peado that comes down your chimney in the middle of the night and tells you to be quiet.
 
If I was tortured and blinded I can't say my actions in any potential afterlife would be primarily gifting children....

<3
 
I can't quite believe I'm about to risk my reputation as a ball-breaking militant feminazi, but here goes:
MUSHET said:
Better than a fat, red suited, bearded peado that comes down your chimney in the middle of the night and tells you to be quiet.
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Being falsely accused of rape does not fuck your life up any less than actually being raped.

Casually accusing men of paedophilia is Absolutely Not On. And don't say it was a joke. Sexual assault is not a joking matter.

Here endeth the public service announcement .....
 
BecomingJulie said:
I can't quite believe I'm about to risk my reputation as a ball-breaking militant feminazi, but here goes:Being falsely accused of rape does not fuck your life up any less than actually being raped.

Casually accusing men of paedophilia is Absolutely Not On. And don't say it was a joke. Sexual assault is not a joking matter.

Here endeth the public service announcement .....
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Yeah, okay, sorry. You must admit though, if I was head of Operation Yewtree Santa would be top of the list.

No, though you're right sexual assault is not a joking matter, but we were talking (and joking) about a person who is not real; therefore no child has actually been harmed by this make believe man.
 
Till i was 8 i decided lets put this to the test... I put some MDMA in the mince pie came down stairs to my dads jaw swinging to africa and back! I knew it! I knew it! My plan worked!
 
I told my son who is 8, that Thomas the Train informed me that Santa was retiring.
He said "Why would Thomas say something like that?"
I think he is pulling my leg, and just wants to do the Santa thing, honestly. The boy is pretty smart.
 
MUSHET said:
Yeah, okay, sorry. You must admit though, if I was head of Operation Yewtree Santa would be top of the list.

No, though you're right sexual assault is not a joking matter, but we were talking (and joking) about a person who is not real; therefore no child has actually been harmed by this make believe man.
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The real Santa Claus may be fake, but there are many fake Santas played by real people; and given the "guilty until proven innocent, and sometimes still guilty even despite being proven innocent" public mindset, a careless throwaway comment could have genuine adverse consequences for them.

My own little innuendo earlier wasn't really setting a good example, and I apologise for it.
 
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