How big is your penis? (Also, if you're a female how deep is your vag?)

[masaz]

Might just about manage a dry flannel 8)

Fnarr

 

[Shambles]

Well I've never heard it called that before, Snolls. Must be a northern thing

 

[deano88]

Is a flannel called something else in other parts of the country?

 

[Shambles]

I think Snollz has a bit of a penchant for flannel so perhaps it's a purely Snolly thing

 

[masaz]

I just think everything sounds dirty, to be honest :D

 

[Shambles]

I suppose it depends what you use your flannel for really. I've heard of stranger items being used for smut-purposes.

 

[deano88]

Get ya flannel out :D

 

[ferrett1979]

Put it this way, ive never caught my zip in it yet so it cant be exactly massive

 

[One Thousand Words]

Do you dribble on your balls though?

 

[leepy]

im huge as in horse massive call me donkey dick if ya like pmsfl lol

 

[Shambles]

Put it this way, ive never caught my zip in it yet so it cant be exactly massive

Used to happen to me on a very regular basis as a nipper so can assure you size has nothing to do with self-zipping potential. Had a bright red velour rompersuit type thing (or perhaps a onesie in modern parlance) which was my favourite and wore it to bed every night. Half-asleep nightwee later and screaming ensued. Rather too often for comfotable memories. Really is remarkably sore. MamaSham was rather good at extricating me thankfully. And even more thankfully I don't think it's happened since I finally had to stop wearing rompersuit cos it really didn't fit anymore.

(incidentally, it's not so much size of todger as size of foreskin that gets a boy in trouble. that and being half-asleep when widdling whilst wearing an item of clothing with a zipper that goes from groin to neck)

 

[Uncle Robert]

Put it this way, ive never caught my zip in it yet so it cant be exactly massive

Ahhh did it once as a kid in a public toilet.. never again. For a good amount of years to follow I paid extra attention so it didn't happen again.

Very awkward as if you move the zipper in any direction it kills. I think I shouted for my mum to come into the mens toilet to sort it out...

 

[bimbam]

Wtf how we suppose to know how deep our vagina is .... my purple ronnie is like a babys arm and tbh its a tight fit but suppose its better than having a pussy like a broken cat flap!!

 

[One Thousand Words]

You could just the handle of a wooden spoon and mark the end with a notch

 

[bimbam]

You could just the handle of a wooden spoon and mark the end with a notch

I aint sticking no wooden spoon up there mate hahaha ffs good idea tho x

 

[One Thousand Words]

You could sand it first with a fine grit if you are worried about splinters

 

[bimbam]

You could sand it first with a fine grit if you are worried about splinters

Haha haha surely theres gotta be another measuring device than a splintered wooden spoon, like a rolling pin oh la la la x

 

[Shambles]

Dildo/vibrator (depending on form anyway). But obviously only if one has one to hand (fnarr, etc). A ruler and attached bit of string was mentioned earlier in the thread. Does seem like it wouldn't be the most comfy option. Plastic item > wooden item, for sure.

 

[Uncle Robert]

Why would you need to attach a bit of string? It's a ruler

 

[Sprout]

Get ya flannel out :D

Get ya flannel f' the lads!