Normally if I see a girl sitting down at club/pub by herself I'll walk over. Then sit down, and start telling her the story about the South American Leprechauns. And about how they all lived in Ireland but due to the great potato faman(sp) of 1648 the grew starving, so almost all the Leprechauns moved to South america so they could grow more potatos in the amazon forest.
All up the story goes for about 5-10 minutes. The whole time she's wetting herself laughing, i finish the story and go up to the bar and by her a drink and we keep chatting. It hasn't failed me yet, and i've used it 13 times (I have a little book where I tally it up
)... However I've given it up now, I'm just looking for my own Daniel Santo pass my knowledge onto