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Hooray for Man-whoring... Best pick up lines EVER

I just remembered one that this chef i know tried in one of his drunker states. And that's pretty drunk.

Anyway, he was at this little house gathering after work, about seven people, and he was sitting on the couch with a chick he knew and a chick he was trying to pick up.

And the line he used, in front of everyone, was "I'm black from the waist down."

I think he is still getting shit about it.

And i know for a fact my brother once had some success with "You hungry?"
 
Last one i used.

Me: "Hi"
Girl: "Hi"
Me:"Blah blah blah, do i have a chance or am i wasting my time cause im really up for getting with you tonight"

(The fact i call her "Girl" and not Vikki or sarah tells you of that ones success)
 
I just smile seductively from the other side of a crowded room.

Oh, hang on, nope, that's just what got me into those darn child support payments....
Stupid testosterone. Pffft!




(and no, i don't have any kids. at least i hope not.)
 
deeCee said:
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?
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I like that one dee Cee..........that was quality.

I was just reading through these again and thought it would be a funny night to be had if the plan was to see how many knock backs from a silly pick up line you could get in one night.........lol
 
See what gets me is most guys tend to get all their pick up knowledge from movies and television... Let me tell you that this is all BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT... see women tend to notice signs of physical confidence before you even have a chance to open your mouth.. Women are always on the lookout (subconsciously ofcourse) for confident body language. This goes back to the days of our ancestors when we had no language to communicate attraction/interest. Once you have a connection on a body language level then words come into play. However most of us men have absolutly no idea of how to read female body lingo.. because we live in a world based on logic and reason where it seems perfectly ok to walk up to a women and express interest... It will get you nowhere. See women dont think attraction like us guys, they feel it... Us men tend to have a very black and white approach which usually leads to failure.. So next time you are about to open your mouth, observe.. then if you are hitting good vibes.. then say something simple... dont overdo it because that will show your desperation. Women can pick up on desperation a mile away and desperation = insecurity.


Ok thats my rant for the day :)
 
^^^ does dancing by yourself count as confidence? ;)

I like this one:

Man: Excuse me, can I buy you a drink.
Woman: No, I'm not interested.
Man: I'm sorry you must of misunderstood me, I said you look fat in that dress.

Pickup lines are overrated. Let our bodies do the talking.
^^^ I just made this one up. Lame I know but so am I!
 
Just think about being confident and thats confidence.. nuff said..


Maybe women dont want cliches and movie lines because.. ahh hmmmm.. when it comes down to the nitty gritty movies rnt real life?
 
Don't worry.
I have no problem with confidence.

But your right about the cliches and cheesey lines.
Nicholas Cage and Tom Hanks steal all the good ones :p

Oh this reminds me of a rant. Here I come rants thread.
 
Lol.. im not worried.. im sitting here with a nice glass of red wine and some "i cant believe its not moroccan hashish" all is rosey ;)
 
This is a recent thread in SLR too! :D

http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=202661&highlight=cheesy

Must be on the brain.

Here's my favourite:

"Grab your jacket. You've scored. let's go."

(it's just so... SO fucking facetious you have to laugh). Or....

"I am participating in the Sexual Olympics Multiple Orgasm Race. My partner just died of exhaustion. Would you like to help me out?"
 
Once you are sure you have the right body language exchange going on, it should be as easy and simple as saying... "hi, my names blah blah, hows it going?"
 
if delivered right: one way or another i'm going to have sex with you tonight, so you might as well be there.

well i've never been slapped for it %)
 
Originally posted by endlesseulogy
S However most of us men have absolutly no idea of how to read female body lingo.. because we live in a world based on logic and reason where it seems perfectly ok to walk up to a women and express interest... It will get you nowhere. See women dont think attraction like us guys, they feel it...
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Or perhaps it just hasn't seemed logical to the women you've approached with this method to hook up with you. :p ;)

The most recent line i've heard was: 'Are you a dancer?' which is weird because:
(a) I take disco-ordination to a clinically diagnosable level, and
(b) I've gotten at least 3 or 4 times.

Most of my successful pickups rely on lots of eye contact, and casusal conversation. I just offer to buy someone a drink (particularly if i'm hitting on a girl, or they assume i'm just being friendly.)

But one i'd like to use is:

"Hey, I'm all out of lines, can I just take you home and convince you over breakfast?"
 
xcidium said:
I like this one:

Man: Excuse me, can I buy you a drink.
Woman: No, I'm not interested.
Man: I'm sorry you must of misunderstood me, I said you look fat in that dress.
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i got one close to this...
ask them to dance. if rejected, reply: "come on, lower your standards...I did" :)
 
Did you hear about that giant polar bear on the news?
No?
He's a great ice breaker

Usually manages to get a laugh, and if it doesn't you know they're pretty slow anyway and can move onto the next person
 
a dude went up to my GF at a party the other night and said.....

"Do your parents know you're out this late with a body like that?"

what a tosser. She got him back by responding in a stone cold voice...

"My parents are dead"

not true, but shut him the fuck up... GOLD
 
Doooofus said:
"If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be a McBeautiful"

"If you were a booger I'd pick you first"

Never tried them, but I'll give 'em a shot this weekend =D
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Cheers! I'll give those a go tomorrow (for a joke of course). ;)
 
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