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hey single australian BL'ers!

do you do avocado and vegemite on toast?

cant beat it. shit rox my sox and jox.
 
After I read "I can't get behind that..." all I could think of was two things.

1. What an American thing to say; and

2. This
 
I'll marry you, lovelyavocado, purely because I really do love all things avocado! So how bad could you be with a name as wonderful as that.. Haha..

Even tho he can't actually spell avocado?
 
^ American Avocado's... they use the 'A' instead of the 'O'

Why? ..... because they just do!
 
man, my wifi goes down for a week and everybody just mocks me in my absence.

for clarification purposes, australia is certainly not the only country that i'd be willing to move to. i am a female. i wish i had loads of monies as an incentive to marry me, but if i had loads of monies, i could just take them to almost any country and use them as an "investment" and gain citizenship that way. i can offer up free sex, but that's usually how it is for the first six months of any marriage, no? so probably not much of a bargain. and the misspelling in my screen name is there because i use this screen name for just-about-everything, web wise, and when i originally created it, lovelyavocado was taken. so i subbed a letter and have just stuck with it over the years. i'm actually not a COMPLETE and utter moron, but one of the few things i've always been able to count on is my accurate spelling.

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edit: so just for the fun of it, i took that practice test, 17/20!! whoo!! i qualify to pass the practice test, amazingly. i assumed going into it that i wouldn't know the answer to a lot of the questions, but it wasn't nearly as difficult as i'd thought it'd be. of course, if i were to ever actually try to take the real test, i'd have a look at that booklet they mentioned to study in the beginning before attempting it, instead of just wingin' in.
 
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okay so after taking that practice test, i was curious how i'd do on the test here.

so i found this:

US naturalization self-test

also, this is something i forgot: they have 100 questions they could ask you, face to face. they pick 10 at random, and you only have to get 6 right for the civics part of the application. seems iffy to me... granted, there are other tests you have to pass, and they're not multiple choice questions, but still.
 
OP Hate to say it but I suspect a lot of the problems re government / media you are running from are just as prevalent here. Australian politicians have gone round with their tongue lodged deep in the arsehole of American presidents for some time. We too sent troops to Vietnam, Afghanistan etc.

As far as studying abroad goes. See if your uni offers exchanges. I know my uni has reciprocal arrangements with unis in quite a few other countries. You can complete half or so of your degree in the other country and pay the same fee's to your local uni.
 
You don't think we pay taxes to a jerk off Government here?

Why don't you stay in America and work as a journalist with integrity and get things out there that you feel strongly about?

I'm not saying you shouldn't move away from America but if your problem is paying taxes to a Government you don't like Australia is the wrong fucking place to come.

argeed +1
 
FYI, any income you make in Australia (or in any country) will still get taxed by the U.S. government

stay in the US, where there is still gun ownership, cheap drugs and hookers, and the ability to evade police (fucking being stuck on a giant island prison like australia where smoking a fucking cigarette in the alfresco cafe is illegal and you are surrounded by ocean)
 
If i wanted to escape American culture the last place i would come is here, we are just a smaller version with as much ignorance and a government that has no global influence but follows america in every move it makes

Marry a girl from Bhutan, they measure the progress of their country on happiness as opposed to profit and i am sure they have some superb hash there
 
haha i'll put my hand up if know how to bait n tie your own hook and can get a muddy before it gets my toes :) also have to like my dog and make a bangin pie!

what can I say im an honest bloke :)
 
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