Game Haiku Train!

[BK38]

Stocks in your knee socks
I'd rather spread those thigh-highs
Score me a touchdown

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

Score me a touchdown
OH MY GOD
Who made me a mod?

 

[nuttynutskin]

Who made me a mod?
Was it because of my bod?
I don't mean to prod

 

[Jabberwocky]

I don't mean to prod
Kidding, i always prod hard
Beez in the trap, kid

 

[BK38]

Beez in the trap, kid
Honey for the money, cid
Wax poetic bid

 

[Joey]

Beez in the trap, kid
Picking carpets I bet; syd
vicious don’t give a crap

 

[Joey]

Fuck I posted way too late
Now we are off beat
I dont deserve to live yo

 

[BK38]

^Not a Haiku, neither is the other one. Lol. 5-3-5 or 5-7-5 syllable scheme.

Vicious don't give crap
You're too slow and wrong to boot
Learn to Haiku, bitch

 

[Jabberwocky]

Learn to Haiku, bitch
Grab a noobie by the neck
Jam truth down their throat

 

[Joey]

Jam truth down their throat
Impose your will on others
Write their destiny

 

[BK38]

Write their destiny
Forge their path through space and time
We are gods to ants

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

We are gods to ants
I call it the powerspike
Im just a farmer

 

[Jabberwocky]

Im just a farmer
Sheds, goons and electric fence
Me and my baby

 

[Jabberwocky]

Lich suite master is
gone for t'day
Eternal masochism

 

[Jabberwocky]

dude, you fucking blow
at haikus
neanderthal cuck.

 

[nuttynutskin]

Neanderthal cuck
Let's get back on track ok?
Jesus fucking christ

 

[BK38]

Jesus fucking Christ
Religiously masturbate
Oh god I'm coming

 

[nuttynutskin]

Oh god I'm coming
To get you
You won't see another day

 

[Jabberwocky]

See another day
Blinded by the light, that has
Bounced in your iris

 

[BK38]

Bounced in your iris
Refracted through your optics
Beaming da brain stem