Tubbs
Bluelight Crew
Think Dave could give a little extra "juice" to my crew....
TINK said
Excuse me sir, I wonder if I could have a word you? I'm new here and I'm having all my food, paper, toiletries and earnings taken from me from two thugs. I know that's my problem but I can help you if you could help me?
"No offence son but what the fuck can you do for me?"
I can make you look like the dogs bollocks sir. I can sort out your UNIFORM so you look really dapper. I can take those trousers in, cut them around the leg, put buttons in the fly instead of these shitty zips, give them forward pleats for your comfort when sitting.
(nervous swallow)
I would run you up some shirts made with giza cotton with a broad weave, my shirts would actually fit you. They'd have tasty portofino cuffs like you'd get in JERMYN STREET; I'd make them with high armholes so the cuffs sit properly when you move your arms, they'd have concealed plackets to the front, removable collars; of course your shirts would all have pleats at the back for extra fullness.
(blinks three times)
I've got some lovely material I could make you a jacket from, much softer than official issue, I'd make that with on-trend notched lapels, strongly tapered sides and minimal shoulder; jetted pockets, tasteful buttons, the sleeves would have surgeon's cuffs with the last two buttons stitched off-centre, so that the sleeve hangs more cleanly should you wish the buttons to be undone for some reason, I could even sort you out with some hidden pockets, my jackets would hang really well off your shoulders.
(smiles)
Of course all the buttonholes in your new wardrobe would be finished with a contrasting thread, it'd be good enough to wear on the out!
(serious face)
I've got some watered silk and I could run you up some socks, pockets squares with rolled hems and perhaps some pyjamas, everything would be monogrammed; honest to god I can make you look like what you are, the TOP DOG of this place.
(sincere)
All I want to do is easy time sir, I'm going straight when I get out. I've learnt my lesson. Your confidence and support would help me so much.
(sincere)
I've taken up enough of your time sir, I'll leave it with you. Thank you so much for listening, I appreciate you have many more pressing responsibilities.
^TINK THE TWINK is MY bitch. And he doesn't wear hipster glasses or fucking bracelets.![]()
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stephen - arsonist. Used to climb water towers as a boy. Daredevil. Spilt gasoline on himself accidentally once, became obsessed by the smell.