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Greatest quotes from trips

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DUDE! I THINK I JUST ACTUALLY WATCHED MY BRAIN FRY!!!!!!!!!!
HEY MAN, THAT FUCKIN CUPS DOIN SOMETHIN, I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS, BUT ITS SURE AS FUCK DOIN IT!
peace,
jesse
 
oh dear

Iwas informed that one night after eating hash truffles with about 20mg of 2C-C, that someone rang me, but someone else picked up the phone, fouund it was for me and thrust the handpiece at me to be informed "get away from me with that thing. I don't need buffing, I'm shiney enough already".
I can vaguely remember the phone call, but not saying anything like that (I was only semi-concious for parts of the trip)
 
After tripping this weekend we came up with some great lines:

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After I had told a story I heard from Dr Carl on the radio and my freind didnt believe the story and said to the others:
"Were you listening to what Dr Carl just said through *punktuality's* mouth!!"
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We heard a beeping noise outside and being curious trippers decided to investigate!
J: STOP! Maybe its a trap!!!
G: A tripper trap!!!!
*hysterical laughter*.....and then seconds later the sound stoped.
J: They are on to us!!!
G: Aaaargh!
J: Hey did you see the red light that was making the noise??
G: The one coming from over there?
J: Yeah
G: No i didnt
J: I dont think I did either!
G: Well so long as we both didnt see it!!!
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We were talking about falling asleep on your back with a lit cigerette in your mouth and wondering what would happen!
J: You would probably die!
G: Yeah you would choke and die of carbon monoxide poisoning!
D: (with 100% conviction!) Dont be stupid! You would die of burnt lips before that!!!
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hehehe
 
My buddy and I watching a Japanese channel while in Vegas for lord knows how long while on shrooms.

"Dude, are they speaking english?"
 
"These are'nt my hands!" I yelled when sitting on a public bus going to the city. My hands had become someone elses :|

And my mate once said to me out of the blue: "I'm blinking for eight"

Still dunno to this day what that means and he wont tell me LOL
 
Me on shrooms: Look you don't get it, turn the light on please

Mum: It's not dark, just go upstairs.

Me: But I can't. It's scary.

Mum: No it's not scary, you'll live.

Me: You're not the one seeing things!
 
My gf on 4-HO-DiPT:
I think the blinds are having more fun than me...

Friend and I on E:
A: Go left here.
B: But what way is left?

Me on dxm:
"I love getting."

Me on a LOT of dramamine:

"There's a VCR in your lap." *blank stare* then I walk away realizing I don't know the person I was talking to...

"Dude I just pissed rainbows! But then the bushes turned into big spiders."

"OH MY GOD, your nose just disappeared!"

My friend on lsd:
"I think you have more fun on drugs because you have more brain cells to kill than me."

First time rolling, after kissing a pretty hot girl:
"Your lips....are so, good."

Me on acid and dxm:
I went to a club with my friend who was tweaking. He always loses stuff when he's tweaking so he told me to hold his watch. I sat outside looking at the sparkly watch on my wrist, and someone came up to me and asked, "Hey man, what time is it?" I responded while still staring at the watch in awe, "Sorry man I don't know, I don't have a watch."

Me on E at a desert party
"Wow, the cops are here. I should feel bad, but I feel good that the cops are here!."

Me on dxm talking to a girl that was rolling
*I'm staring into the sky*
Her: What do you see?
Me: I see Y's coming down (I think about how she's rolling), but not in that way!!!
 
<bong conversation>
Friend : How many brother/sisters has he got again?

Me : I think maybe 5 or 6

Friend : Wow! That's a lot.

Me : Yeah, his mum must be laying some fucking good eggs.
 
oh man... trip quotes. i wish i could remember more!

**these quotes are not exact, as i dont remember the exact wording, but the situations are all correct:

First time on shrooms:

Me: dude, the lamp is shining light rays through you
Him: dude what the hell, thats weird. im not sitting by that shit. *he proceeds to move onto the floral rug* Im gonna sit on this rug because it feels good being my friend.


First time on Acid:

I found a skateboard and i was tripping HARD. hardest ive ever tripped. the sparkles of the griptape turned into the eyes of these mysterious people who lived behind reality in the griptape, and were showing their eyes to me because i was their friend. My friend in the room spoke and distracted the trip out, and i immediately began to bawl my eyes out crying.

Him: Dude whats the matter?? Are you OK?!?
Me: THEYRE GONE!!!!! *bawls out crying*
Him: who? Whose gone?
Me: THEM!! THEY WERE MY FRIENDS! THEYRE GONE!!!
Him: um... what friends
Me: The ones in the skateboard. The griptape people

*blank stare on everyones face*

Same Trip:
*first ever acid hallucination:*
Me: my feet are flashlights!!! *light was shining out of my toes in beams*


later on in the trip, i found my friends shower. the showerhead was the kind where when the water comes on, a little thing in the center of the showerhead juts out. i was letting the water flow down onto me... warm water on acid feels SOO good. anyway, they find me, and im sitting there staring at the showerhead, slowly shooting the water out. i notice that the thing juts out, and i look over at him and i go: "THPPPPPP" really loud like a fart, and the water shoots out really fast and quick and he fell over laughin so hard.

man acid rules hahah
 
ibizakat said:
My first time on shrooms, and they're starting to kick in... the world is simultaneously scary and entertaining all at once.

"I feel as though if I stop smiling, something terrible will happen!"
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Man, that sounds so much like so many of my experiences with shrooms. My favourite quote is something that I wrote in my sketchbook when I was camping with my friends: in the middle of a forest, listening to great music, and tripping out on shrooms with the help of lots of weed and whisky.

"AWESOME!
I CANT EVEN UNDERSTAND!
A BUNCH OF KIND OF AWESOME BLURRY YEAH!"

which was my humble attempt to explain the greatness of the universe at that point in time.
 
"hood up dem 'aids yo!" (referring to band-aids, we all laughed for a looooooong time)
 
Hhahahahahaha ohhh man these are hilarious....

"what is grass...really..think about it who named it? where the fuck did it come from? what if the sky was green and the grass was blue would we know something was wrong? or would it be right...if nothing was ever different it would totally be right..right?!"

we then proceeded to ramble on and on about the universe and shyt like that...lol this was after smoking an eigth and a few extra joints:\


Also...One of the first time's me and a few friends rolled we went rampaging through the neighorhood pretending to be "savages" and we found a tree house in someones backyard so we alll climb up and start to plot our plans of god knows what we were all talking a mile a minute, and the owner of the house comes out to her back porch yelling about how the cops are on their way so we all start trying to get down...mind you the door to this thing was quite small so we end up falling all the way down to the ground simultaneously...we all kind of lay there shocked till my friend T started screammmmmmmming at the top of her lungs so we all sat there screaming ("OHMYGODWEFELLFUCKINGWEFELLMANAHHHWE'RESTILLFALLINGHOWDOWESTOPTHEREHASTOBEAPASSWORDTOMAKEITSTOPWHATDOWEDOO") with looks of complete madness on our faces till we finally realized that we already hit the ground and proceeded to laugh hysterically. We all got up and began to run away except for T..who was standing there staring into space twitching "we better go guys....come on..im not playing" =D Good times..

another time while thoroughly blazed...

C is me and R is a friend of mine...

R:Sooo do you wanna play basketball?(while holding onto one of those huge red yoga balls)
C:Nooo man haha that thing is like...huge it won't work
R:Sure...sure....you just dont want to play with me..WHAT ARE YOU NEW TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD?!

She then proceeded to totally forget when we began to exchange theories on chocolate milk 8(

I also remember another time extremely stoned trying to count as many numbers as I could but I kept getting stuck cuz I was missing some so I was counting on my fingers like.."1,2,3,4,5....8,9,...wait k where was I...11? no...fuck...damnit" this went on for about an hour atleast lol
 
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This thread is so funny.... I have a few from some mush trips with my friends.

"I feel so high right now.... oh wait I'm just sitting on pillows"

"I can't be left alone with my thoughts"

"Mmm okay so I owe you 5$ bucks.... but can you buy my mcdonalds"

"Do you reliese that we are all human beings living in this world?

LOL.... happy tripping everyone!:D
 
me " ahhh christmas trees, why are their christmas trees everywhere, i hate christmas....go get the axe"
my friend " wtf?"
 
'You're like.....the rotational wheel of socialisation, you know?' - my mate on god knows what. Highly amusing for some reason.
 
my friend was tripping at a rave. he was sitting there with his glowstick, my other friend thought he was trying to crack it and asked if he needed help. to this he replyed
"no no no, it just needs a massage" then continued to massage his glowstick.... :) extemely amusing at the time.
 
Mate whist spannered , "fuck it i may as well wrap my self in cling film" He then did of course.

There is far too much green in this movie. ( a B&W cowboy flickon lsd25) &
" We can kill all the cowboys ,with the fly swatt"
"Lets hoover the backyard" - total class.
 
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