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Greatest quotes from trips

january spring flowers spring forth death! DXM

yeah dude right her a sex letter
-i dunno man it might come off bad
dude just fuck ahh god whats happening
-your fucked up and i'm horny
okay
-okay
Weed

Its so beautiful
-soberfriend- what is
time has slowed down
-its the DXM pal
*smiling* your hair is dancing
-please stop crying
okay

*friend slaps me and says -Pull yourself together woman (I'm a man) we are going to make it and we are going to make it together.

don't know what she was on, totally spontaneous, maybe she was on nothing come to think of it
I tend to get really submissive on anything
 
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funkee said:
On DXM. "I am the most powerful ninja. I execute moves like Cowabunga and Caps Lock. FUCK! A Dragon!"

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Holy fucking shit i said that exact same line minuse the I execute moves part. Its funny because your doing the lamest karate moves at the same time
 
Mom: You know they make smart bombs now that are so precise they can hit a target an inch wide.

Me (on mushrooms): but the bomb is bigger than an inch wide; it could hit the target even if it missed by a foot

Suddenly I realized that the bomb would blow away everything within hundreds of feet, making hitting an inch target useless. The grim reality of this disturbed me.

Me (suddenly upset): Don't you get it!? Those bombs are smart enough!
 
My god reading through these posts just brightened my day :)

TCP/IP party. Sounds like something I would say.
 
punktuality said:
tcp/ip is a networking protocol... used a lot in games.
so i guess its a fancy name for a lan party
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thanks for clearing that up for me. in that case, whoever calls a lan party that is a fucking retard.

tcp/ip party sounds like a bunch of uber-geeks sitting in a dark room drinking jolt cola and staying up all night building raw socket applications to spoof SYN/ACK packet headers at the tcp/ip layer whilst jerking off onto a muffin, or something of that sort. in any case, it sounds really fucking lame.

just call it a fucking lan party like everyone else next time. TCP/IP is not a synonym for LAN. it's like calling a computer a CPU. if you wanna use the lingo and sound like a geek, at least use it correctly.
 
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cop: son what are you doing back here at 3 in the morning with no shoes on?

adam: (talking ridicuously fast) you see we went on this walk...and then we got this idea..and this idea its like a mission...well then i found this secret passage....and turns out...its a super secret passage to super savings!!

we were in the parking lot of a wal-mart with no shoes on, covered in mud, tripping on shrooms and adam was trying to open the back door, we must have looked like idiots


i couldnt stop laughing
 
Funniest things someone's said to me while we were tripping.. me and my best friend Alex that I've know forever were tripping on LSD together (the 2nd time for both of us) and he said some hilarious things but the one I remember most...

Alex: "Hey man, now I know why they call it acid."
Me: "Uh, why?"
Alex: "Cause it'll acid all over your brain!"
 
Was trying to hail a cab with a friend of mine who was on the end of a 4 day meth bender. He was at the stage of just coming out with random comments and shouted out "I can cook meal for three on a 5c piece and still have some left over" I just pissed myself laughing and asked him what he was going on about, but he had no idea about what he just said.:)
 
" I need.....i need citric acid."

-me, while trying to tell my friend to get me some OJ to bring me down from 600mg of dxm on my second time doing it.
 
Robot J said:
" I need.....i need citric acid."

-me, while trying to tell my friend to get me some OJ to bring me down from 600mg of dxm on my second time doing it.
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citric acid brings you down from dxm?
 
my friend coming down from a 2c-e trip: there're two of us needing to go home and the driver. the driver, steve, points to us 'saying i'll take you home, you home..' points to himself then says 'and you home. lets go'. it was the funniest shit. had some big ass serial killer grin on his face the whole time.

tripping on 3 grams of shrooms and smoking some chron: "could YOU go to school like this?"
"no, i'd fuckin get F's man"
 
just hit a whippet in a room full of people...completely silent and everyone is watching me. in the midst of being gone, i say, "WHAT is a Yogi?"
 
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