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Greatest quotes from trips

some girl: "5... 7....... 16... 22... 23... 42..."
me: what the fuck are you talking about?
some girl: "next weeks lottery numbers"

while she was smacking out on E's
 
all on shrooms at my college...

nat: do those trees keep leaning closer to us or is it just me
cheeks: (dead serious) YES
nat: QUIT IT!
cheeks: its okay...they're friendly
 
"My shadow puppetry has improved! I must be high!" -my bf on acid.

"I love nitrous! And I'm not just saying that because I'm asphixiated!" - My friends first time on nitrous.

"I think I need some fluffy trance and a lawnmower."
"I don't wanna be pretty, I wanna be a fire truck!"
"we're watching cookies bake! Later we're gonna watch the grass grow!"
Random sketch
 
awake in the middle of the night, alone at my friends house(he was passed out asleep) i did some morning glory seeds and was having an insane head trip. i went into his room and said "i am tripping hard man" his response? "im sleeping hard(he did not wake up and still swears i never did this)... wait a second i was tripping.. maybe i didnt? i am pretty sure i really did this cause i did it more than 1 time. hehe. (i thought he was dead so i kept making sure he was awake)

me(seriously asking) am i still tripping?
kiko(a calico cat) meow
me: cant you say anything else?
(my friend overhearing me from another room responds in a weird voice) no i can not i am a cat.
me: okay.. guess im still tripping.
(friend bursts into laughter... it took him like 5 mins to tell me it was him that said that.. then we both laughed for another 10 mins or so.. haha.)
 
ah haha most of mine are txt messages, i can never remember anything that is said - here's one i saved from 19/1 this year, at 2am - (really stoned and slightly drunk)
'Its only tree o clock, the night is young and nubile, timea toa partya go to the beacha plentya of time'
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then another msg i have to a different friend, 00:50 in the morning on the 9/5 (im australian, thats may) - this is on DXM, can't remember how much - wasn't that high a dose. I sent about 6 messages to my friend over the course of the night all detailing some sort of adventure, beginning with 'captains log' - earlier we had recorded several captains logs on my friend's phones, which were also hilarious - unfortunately i don't have them
'Captains log 20th august. 136969. Staring at bright lights has i fear burned holes in the all encompassing brain matter of my retina and i also fear the sounds of partying. My legss are solid peridotite and i am almost home, cab driver was cordial and friendly. Trance being played, sleep imminent. Push on'
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there are too many good bits from the other messages but heres one other one:
'Captains log 7th of may, 1210. Walking very slowly with heavy legs past the grammar of sydney, on a mission to the jeans of gloria in search of the elusive caffeien beverage, and on to the town of hall, i must strive on through the blur and in my jaded mortal husk'
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both unedited. the first one was walking down my street, when i was staring at the street lights, and they left that purplish 'imprint' when i looked away, so i got scared. the second was before that, walking along oxford street - the traffic lights were a blur, hence the 'strive on'. i never got a coffee. theres another message about me finding a white rabbit (i know this sounds like bullshit but there's a white rabbit that lives in our street, and i saw it in the middle of the road at about 1 in the morning on dxm - my dad has seen it too) that i tried to catch to no avail, but i couldn't be bothered typing it. peace
 
The other night at a party a kid I know took 16 robogels and came into the room and yelled, "what's on your head??!?!?" to my friend who the kid has seen before many times. He then goes "ohhhh that's your hair." it was real funny.

Also: My first time on shrooms I said: "man... those trees look like old men." "This is a really long movie(referring to the trip)." Hmmm that's all I remember right now.
 
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"the world would be such a better place if there was a international shroom day where everyone in the world is forced to eat shrooms and trip balls"
 
Taking a little over an eigth of mushrooms with some friends at a concert. Throughout the night I kept saying "life is a party" and i proceeded to go into a deep explanation of it. That night was great. I didnt know what i was doing all night. I kept dancing with a of a couple of the girls that i was with they were all over me that night. They thought I was so great while I was tripping. I ended up hooking up with one of them after the show in the back of my buddies car and after he dropped her off i tried to hook up with the other girl that was dancing with me who was sitting in the front seat. She said I was a fool. I started giving her a massage and playing with her necklace then i started unzipping her sweater and trying to put my hand down her shirt to squeeze her boobs. I really didnt know what i was doing. She said not cool, and i got kind of sad and felt stupid since i was still tripping but then she grabbed my hand and started sucking my fingers like she would suck a dick. I was then very confused, but i just chilled and enjoyed myself. She later told me that i must have said, "life is a party" about 50 times that night.
 
"Fible didn't go west.... Fible went to find the rest of the K"

"...but jesus likes to share!!"

a whole bunch of us were piled on up this INCREDIBLY comfy couch one night when we were shrooming and after 20 minutes of comfortable silence this kid goes "are we all melting or did my feet just go through the floor by themselves" .... ?? 8( =D it was hilarious %)

also on shrooms, after much deliberation, we convinced one of our friends to get into this decent sized box, hours later he would NOT leave the box, for anything, and he just kept being like "bring me my 40, im not coming home" it was random but he learned to love that box =D
 
Ok. So we're all at a friends house sitting out in the yard tripping on mushrooms. It's not the best place to trip, (we've tripped there before) and we were babbling about where we could go next. And here goes...

**Best Fear and Loathing Impersonation**
Me - " Intolerable vibrations in this place!"

Not even a second had passed since I finished my sentence, when out of absolutely no where one of those huge horseflies kamikazes strait into my face. Just flat out crashed into my face.

We all got quite the kick out of it. =D
 
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shortly after i passed out on mushrooms

me...dude what time is it?

Sanders...dude it's like 9 30

me...dude what's going on?

sanders...we'r just sitting here

^^this continued for a half an hour

me...we have to leave let's go now
 
okay, one drunken night we staged mock interview sessions ala Oprah

me: i heard u are a world traveller
gary: yes, i have been everywhere.
me: Have u been to India?
gary: Of course, several times in fact.
me: Have u seen the Taj Mahal?
gary: Seen the Taj Mahal? HAH! I know him personally.

and....

lisa: i also heard you are a Linguist.
leo: Yes, i speak all languages except Greek.
lisa: Do u mind if i test you?
leo: Go ahead by all means.
lisa: Parlez vous francais?
leo: Thats Greek to me.

OH GOD I COULD GO ON AND ON BUT ....ill save some for next time wOOt lol =D
 
" Dude, I am rolling ASS!!! " -a friend of mine a while back...we didn't even think anything of the quote until we realized he plugged it....
 
Waiting at a crosswalk Sunday around 9am with a group of morning parishioners wearing their god fearing best. Me standing there jiggling my feet wishing for green light means go, hair wet with sweat, eyes wild and ringed with fatigue, clothes mucked up from the battlegrounds of the dancefloor as an ambulance pulls up at the light, "Oh wait, there's my ride. Excuse me."
 
My room mate had a good one this afternoon while we were all standing around in the kitchen.
Somehow we got to talking about the movie the last unicorn, he managed to come up with "What if its not a unicorn?? What if it's just some horse with an icecream cone??"

WTF?
 
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