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Greatest quotes from trips

I remember a mate one time we were tripping on LSD and it was his first time (had half) all he could say ALL NIGHT was "this isnt working, I cant feel anything, ive been ripped off" continuously! *grins* :)
 
after my friends first time takin a pill, she was really scat. we were sitting on a couch having some regular conversation about trams or something, and all of a sudden she lifts up her haid and says "whos shoving hats down people's throats!?"
 
OK maybe off topic but there was another time where we were on acid (about 6 of us) chilling at home before a club event (like going clubbing when the acid peak has gone down...) and a mate says something so damn hilarious that another mate started laughing to the point of insanity, like he couldnt stop laughing and was saying help now and then!! he was starting to get stomach pains and just couldnt stop laughing!??.. He managed to click out of his buzz when I told him a joke that was just downright shite LOL.. Anyway after he was saying he had a bad trip from the fact that he was stuck in a loop of laughing... I know bizarre.....
 
today i relized that i don't use my left hand as much as i use my right and that i should start using my left hand more because it's left out.
 
me on a strong hit of LSD...."why is my chin a foot long"

me on MDMA after being asked by a stranger what I do for a living...."I sell fibre optics to refugees, but I only sell red ones because the green ones aren't ripe yet"
 
(after 30 minutes of introspection listening to a certain Andy C live mix)
"*BEEEEEEEEP* (high pitched)
Whoa! My brain just beeped at me!" (on my first and only hippy flip... 5g + 1 blue cherry)

I later figured out that noise was the noise my car made after it started up! My brain suddenly let loose with a noise identical in pitch and duration.
 
we drove up a road the other day in a truck over speed bumps really fast and my friend referredd to me as chuck norris:)
 
not sure this is funny but ill add it anyways.

both on loads of coke

me - man it would be awesome to watch a plane crash from a safe distance. i wouldnt give a fuck about the people inside, it would just be awesome to watch it crash and burn.

him - dude my parents died in a plane crash when i was 1.

me - oh shit..sorry man

him - yeah dude thats why im so fucked up
 
during one of my first shroom trips:

Friend: "is it nice outside?"
Me: "yeah, probably like 80 or 85 degrees"
Friend: "Well, when I think 85 degrees, i think hot, not nice."
Me: "I don't think temperatures, i think THOUGHTS."
 
At Helter Skelter. The two other guys were quite off chops while I was sober.

1: Hey I know you from somewhere. Do you know (name omitted)?
Me: Yeah.
1: She's my sister.
Me: Hey yeah we met at Futuredome!
2: I think I hooked up with your sister once.
(Meaningless few minutes cut out)
2: Hey I'm not just saying this, but this guy is my actual brother.
Me: Dude, you hooked up with your own sister?
 
'You're the most beautiful girl in the world.......but not in a sexual way, more in a fluorescent way....' - My mate Jonny to me on shrooms last night

'OH GOD! HITLER TREE!' - Myself, first time on shrooms last night.

'You are the dancing tree, young and tree-y....' - ex gf messing with our minds.

Fun times innit.

Oooh and also 'They look just like mushrooms' - My best girl mate, examining the mushrooms we had just started taking.
 
A group of us were walking down a road totally wrecked on E and weed. One of my mates was having a convo to someone when for no reason at all he shouted "Can we make a bomb out of that!"
 
i was at work coming off cid ( still tripin tho) i worked at a golf corse i was stareing out at it and i said to a co-worker.. you know... it would be cool to burn that grass... just to watch it burn... cuz... it would just be so great.

co-worker: are you on drugs or somthing?
me: nah man my brains just fryed
 
"Dude, stick it in the hole!"

me quite high, explaining to someone what to do with a bong and the bowl.
 
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