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Greatest drug induced quotes....Trippin/rollin/stoned/doped/dusted LOL's go here!

"Can somebody else be Brian? Cause I can't be him right now.."
My bestfriend Brian while candyflipping bahaha.
 
me last september at schwagstock.

"dont burn that stick, i gotta rail sum k off it"
i railed k off of anything and everything that weekend.
 
This isn't a quote, but there were like 5-6 people all hanging out tripping on a mushroom/maoi tea I had brewed, doing whippits, etc, so someone puts on White Rabbit and everyone is like zenning out and intently listening and I'm not someone for that kind of thing, so spontaneously, as the song is hitting the crescendo I just blow this Kazoo I had with me as hard as i can for no reason I could discern. I just seemed like the right thing to do.

Everyone threw their Kazoos at me.
 
^^ haha nice. I understand the spiritual meditative thing, but if they got mad at you for that then they have a problem taking themselves too seriously.

A good friend of mine talks fuckin crazy when he gets bunches of Oxy in him, some of the better ones are -

1. "I would have come pick you up to hang out the last two weeks but I've been broke because of these dog food bowls, the ones with the balloons"

2. (it's the middle of the night) He walks up to me and tries to hand me a can of shaving cream
ME - "What's this for"
HIM - "you need it to go park my van, the white one" (he has no van)
 
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muvolution said:
This isn't a quote, but there were like 5-6 people all hanging out tripping on a mushroom/maoi tea I had brewed, doing whippits, etc, so someone puts on White Rabbit and everyone is like zenning out and intently listening and I'm not someone for that kind of thing, so spontaneously, as the song is hitting the crescendo I just blow this Kazoo I had with me as hard as i can for no reason I could discern. I just seemed like the right thing to do.

Everyone threw their Kazoos at me.
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Bahaha I would of laughed!
 
Me candyflipping...
" Someone open this, the cap is plotting my demise"

There was no cap on the water bottle and i spilled like half of it down the front of myself.
 
Drock said:
2. (it's the middle of the night) He walks up to me and tries to hand me a can of shaving cream
ME - "What's this for"
HIM - "you need it to go park my van, the white one" (he has no van)
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this is HILARIOUS.

last time I really got into my Opana script I was trying to plug my shoe into an outlet when I was visiting my parents' house and trying to get it to work by flipping light switches on and off b/c I thought one was on the circuit for the outlet.
So my dad comes down because it looks like there's a fucking impromptu rave going on in the kitchen and asks me what I'm doing, and I tell him I'm having trouble charging it (my shoe).
 
glenjih said:
Mephedrone, 24 hours in (and a claim that was repeated until the claimee was blue in the face)

"Ludacris has been found dead in a ditch"
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This one actually made me laugh pretty hard.

My friend Emilee, first time on mushrooms...she's curled up on the couch staring intently and I finally notice and ask if she's okay to which she responds, "...Yeah, I mean, I'm fine...I just feel like I need...a briefcase..."
 
the other day was playing the waiting game, waiting in a car

this chick we was with was sick as all hell, shes moaning away , yelling god, punching the seat, then she says "i gotta use the bathroom "

her man was like "not in here your not "

that even made the dopesick girl chuckle, she was like no once we cop, i gotta use a bathroom ~ :)

i dunno it was all pretty funny at the time
 
what do you say when your too fuck'd up?

im gonna get my self some intervenis love!

lol
what do u say when ur too fuck'd up?
 
things i try to say when too fucked up on some variation of stim:
"don't even know, MATE"
"i feel like a disgruntled squirrel"
"WOOOAAAH"

my brother has a habit of sayin "bla de bla de bla" a lot during convo, me and my sis in law tend to break in to hysterics everytime he says it
also a friend i once knew used to correct herself by making an Mm Mm sound, like the sorta thing you hear you someone answers a question wrong on game shows (family fortunes being the main one i think?) she did this rather a lot and i used to mock her for it by imitating her only for her to do it again....it was something like rainman would say. she's a strange girl, well we all are B)
 
"I'm krunk as a gate" haha dont ask me why but when I'm on the nod thats how it comes out.
 
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