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Greatest drug induced quotes....Trippin/rollin/stoned/doped/dusted LOL's go here!

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"i needa get hoooooome dawg" --- usually said when im already in my room

"one more so i can sleep"
 
ds i aint too sure wat you are askin but ima merge this with our thread that is about your greatest quotes from when you are fucccckkkked-dup.
 
I was scheduled to go to an appt to see a therapist my old job sent me to...and I don't remember if it was her or the answering machine I left the message with but I apparently I told her I did way too much cocaine and was trying to find a vein because the oxy was wearing off so I was way too high to be able to make the appt...she never called me back...but I got a letter in the mail explaining why I couldn't go back to work there..
 
On a festival, me and 2 girls usualy share a tent and we had lots of MDMA, there was another friend with us and one guy who was with our larger group of friends. So we were all rolling around in that tent on our backs like bugs that can't get up and started talking. We asked that guy where he comes from and stuff and about 20 minutes later someone asked him what his name was.bye told us and one of the girls just sprung up from the pile of people and went like 'I know you! - you are that guy? Have you been homeless a few years ago?

Later another girl came an wanted to borrow our flashlight which was attached to the ceiling. Well while trying to pull it off she fell on all the people. Good times :D
 
About 6 months ago, a friend and I were doing some mushrooms. But this time we decided to put the stems and caps in a coffee grinder, then consume the powder. It came on quick and hard. We start tripping (1/8 each) and he won't shut up. I usually get quite, and just observe everything in, and around me. He keeps bugging me, "Why are you so quite bro? C'mon! SPEAK!" and it's kinda freakin me out. Uneasy feelings accompanied by seeing RED come in waves.

Then he just starts talkin shit! "Bro, you need to stop being such a pussy, and you need to stop being so insecure! You need to dump your girlfriend she is ugly, you need to learn how to sing better(we were in a band) youn need to BLAH BLAH BLAH"

Homeboy is murdering my soul with this madness amidst mushies! Then he looks at me with the most deathly demeanor and says..........."Matt.......Are You GOD????"

I just told him, "No man...I am not God. I am Matt. Remember?" And he said, "oh, yeah.......I thought you were God for a second, cause I wanted to ask you if my Mom went to heaven....."

Then he proceeds to tell me his mother was in a coma for the past few days(I had no idea) and she had passed away earlier that night. He was a wreck.

What a time to do mushrooms huh?

I haven't seen him since that night.
 
Hmm

After about 5 days without sleep food or showering , at a festival. "does he really think that i would get with someone who has standards low enough that they would get with me when i look this rough!"

but my ultimate favorite would be my mate telling me (while tripping) about his discussion with a desk. "yea he (the desk) has a heroin addiction, and it sucks for him he has to get special needles and everything cuz ...you know hes made of wood"
 
oh mdma coke ...and i dont know really messy times.

I have a mate called oly and he's of a jewish ethnicity so everyone calls im rabbi.
Walking through town wrecked with my mates who are all sober ,
friend"oh look theres olly "
Me (Screams) "wheres the fucking rabbi"

As we walk past a group of hasidic jews. Dirty looks

Also
M-aah lets have a hobnob for me brew
K-you dont want a hobnob itll drink your tea for you
M- blank stare
K- they dont call them nobs for nothing
 
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All fucked on K. I smashed my ankle on the corner of a marble coffee table that had elephants carved for the corners. Telling my friend that I knew that should hurt like hell, but I just can't feel anything but good.
 
D's said:
"dont tell my mom"
is a clasic lol
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or it goes like this.

underage with a group of friends truanting school and the mobile (cell) phone starts ringing. you look at the caller ID.

"ah shit, it's Mum"

i still lol over a friend saying that when he got caught out by his mum while we were smoking up at a friends place after school. i'm pretty sure he said he was going to be over another friends house (who happened to be with us. both their mum's were involved with the school they went to as well) doing homework or just some silly lie you make up back then.

this is the same kid who would jump out his bedroom window to escape or who would skateboard half way across town to join us in a session. in the beginning a session was exactly that, a marathon session of scoring and then finding somewhere to smoke.

good times:D
 
180 mg DXM polistirex. (I think I might be a little sensitive to DXM)

ME: "What do you call those things on the clock?"

TEACHER: "Hands."

ME: "Oh, that's right, hands."
 
My friend peaking on 250mg Mephedrone, while swaying back and forth in his chair. Dead serious to.

Friend : It feels like I'm swaying.
Me : Dude you are swaying.
Friend : I am aren't I?
 
me trippin on a whole shitload of pot brownies to the point where i was hallucinating-
"the universe is like a fuckin sharpie, and all the planets are little sharpies inside the big sharpie, and the black marks that the sharpie makes are all the people and planets in the universes and galaxies"
 
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