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Greatest drug induced quotes....Trippin/rollin/stoned/doped/dusted LOL's go here!

"Oh shit man, you really ARE floating up!"

- a friend of mine fucking with me while I was tripping on Salvia (he was tripping too) because I thought I was being pulled up by some Puppet Master. He went so far as to try to hold me down.
 
I was tripping on DXM and Meth 2 weeks ago, i got out my phone and wrote the following.


" My face is moonand looks like a rainbow under themilky way. Next to a slipperyslide swung a lightbulb cursing others as they went by.
How do I get down from here i think to myself as i sit on my throne.
Donkeys, Sheep, Trees.
how they all relate.
I have to re-generate before i expire. "




at the time it made perfect sense, but now i'm not sure.
 
Give in said:
Background: senior in high school, thats really fucking strict because its private
Two weeks ago, I walked into my AP psych class 20 minutes late really high. We can go off during lunch so I hit my bong and had some left over hash, from the previous night I smoked. I knew, I could barely speak, happens when Im really high. So I just walk in the late and just gave her all different expressions, as if i was talking, but was not and sat the fuck down. Didn't say anything in the class and had trouble walking outside after it was over.
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Uhh....that aint a quote yo. This thread is for funny shit you or your friends have said while high. It aint just a thread to post shit that happened when you was fucked up. And I aint tryna be a dick so dont be offended, but that really aint even funny to begin with. :o Just sounds like a story about bein high. aint sayin that to be mean, just that this thread is a specific topic, FUNNY shit you SAID while high. so, random stories about bein high in general dont really belong here.

Anyways, welcome to bl. I hope you aint offended or nothin, but one of the main things on here is postin shit on topic, so its important to make sure that u understand the thread topic and post somethin that is relevant to it and not just somethin thats kinda vaguely related like u did, but u will get the hang of it as u spend more time here. :)
 
After breaking down in the middle of nowhere in my friends truck me and my equally drunk and stoned friend got out to try to fix the truck. He kicked the tire and said there fixed. I dunno why but it seemed so funny that i nearly pissed myself laughing :)
 
I came back from the city to a mates place to kick on where he had consumed large amounts of MDA and smoked heaps of cones. As soon as I opened the door I heard him yell to someone else in the room "You guys seemed to have avoided the flying rhombus, but it flew straight at me!"
 
Esotericism said:
I came back from the city to a mates place to kick on where he had consumed large amounts of MDA and smoked heaps of cones. As soon as I opened the door I heard him yell to someone else in the room "You guys seemed to have avoided the flying rhombus, but it flew straight at me!"
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Haha quality. There are some amazing quotes in this thread for sure.

I have so so many but just cant bring any to my head, its killin me!

One minor one was when my friend and me were BLAZED as fuck, back in the days when weed used to be very psychadelic for me. Anyway he had put a micropizza in the microwave and then gotten an industrial size tub of jalepenios (sp). They were full and this jar was literally about the size of a football (but not so round obv.), like a bellend he put it infront of the microwave with the top off and when the microwave pinged to say his pizza was ready he was so fucking exited that he just yanked the door open and jettisoned millions of jalepenos everwhere.

There was a long pause and he just turned round and with such determination said "GET ... ME ... SOME ... MILK!" and proceeded to eat them all off the floor haha.

This was accompanied by my other friend pouring cereal in the glass of milk and announcing "I have invented something so incredible that I should have a nobel prize of food .... ceral on the go!" Then he choked on it.
 
^ I lol'd. :)

Did your friend who at all those jalapeños feel a little fire in his belly for the next few days?
 
on a rather routine night some years back, this came out of my fiance's mouth:

it's so hard being jesus, this cross on my back is so heavy

he then proceeded to walk around all hunch-backed and later fell into a bush.
the results of dxm + xanax+steel reserve.
 
I was 15...my friend bill had just done an OC 80 and smoked a shit ton of dank weed. He had just got a job at a pizza shop

"Man...when I get paid I'm gonna buy SOOOOOO many sandwhiches. Like 10 sandwhiches and just eat em all".

2 minutes later

"Man...when I get paid I'm gonna buy SOOOOOO many sandwhiches. Like 10,000 sandwhiches".


I don't know why but you had to be there. This was one of the funniest things I have ever heard in my entire life. Or maybe it was just the OC and nug.
 
last night I was on some one-hit-wonder weed and some k2.

I was on AIM and my U key was being finicky.

"My U key isn't working. Last week it was the O. My vowels are rebelling."
 
"This will be a strange 12 hours categorized by all the wondrous things."

One of my friends when we all took doses and were going to a show.
 
I just want to add my "acid" quote - I believe everyone has one of these, it's what you said the very first time you ever felt the effects of LSD. Mine is:

"Oh my god. I can feel my ears"

(This was closely followed my "I can feel my face" and "I can feel so much")

Good times :)
 
" they should marigalize liguana"

guess what i was won.

o i said that BEFORE it was marigalized in california.
 
My friend while drunk and on OC's was a passenger in my car when we stopped at Taco Bell on way home from the bar... He kept on yelling at me to make sure that I got alot of BBQ sauce, and was yelling that at the worker too. Obviously we were at Taco Bell, so there is no BBQ there. He didn't remember shit. Half way home he came out of a nod, and asked if we were still at the bar.
 
"Im taking the carpet to the pepridge farm isle" "friend named...dude <.< neway he was on dramamine or sumshit when we was like 14 but yeahe started cleanin my house nd i was like wut r u doin?
 
While out on a very long brisk walk one night I kinda bumped into a lampost...

My mate I was with (we were both very wide eyed) turned around around to me and says:

"Ya D.F."..

I reply "Whats the hell is a D.F.?"

To which he responds

"D.F. - Daft Cunt..!"

hehe.
 
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