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Great quotes while out...

After a particually hard allnigher at System6 personX rhetorically asks what all the little flyers under the windscreen wipers of the cars in the street were..
PersonY flippantly says 'speeding fines'
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At Fathom about two weeks ago, i had been trying to track down my jumper for hours and once found decided to leave for a recovery elsewhere:-
Pink:- "Are you still here?"
Me:- "Yeah, I'm leaving now though, I finally found my f*#king jumper!"
Pink:- "Oh, I wasn't aware you were looking for it, I could've told you where it is, it's right there on your shoulder!"
You really are a perpetual source of entertainment Pink
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In the car with my best mate and drug buddy, in the middle of yet another trashy weekend, I ask her "How is it that we always go out, get horrendously fucked up, and sit in the car for half the night?"
Her (wearing sunglasses at 3am and a grin a mile wide): "Man.. It's our JOB."
I really really liked that answer!!!
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Just remembered some more:
Me (really, REALLY smashed, with look of absolute pain on my face): "God DAMN these drugs, they FUCK with my head!"
I couldn't understand why they were all wetting themselves until someone explained that that was what they were meant to do...
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One morning I was hanging out with a bunch of experienced pillers and one newbie who only I'd known until the night before. We had been sitting in complete silence for at least an hour when Billy pipes up "Wow, this reminds me of that song!"
We all stare at him in confusion except the newbie, who cries out "Yeah man - I am not your friend I am your only friend but I'm a little glowing friend but really I'm not actually your friend but I am*.."
Billy: "YEAH man! that is SO the song!"
(silence)
Me (to Billy in a whisper): "Was that REALLY the song you were thinking of?"
Billy: "Nah, but I didn't want to hurt his feelings!"
probably another location joke but man I laughed!
*quote from They Might Be Giants' "Birdhouse in your Soul" I think..
 
Sounds On Sunday (Sydney):
A sketchy friend of mine stood in the middle of a setaed cirle and proceeded to say about her new pants:
"'cause I've been wearing these for 48hrs, they've gone a bit baggy... but you should've seen them Friday night - they were hugging my arse sooooo well"
very serious statement.
But I love her loads and loads anyway
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I have some all from the one mate of mine.
The first one is when all our mates are over his house for a gathering.
mate: i cant get this pencil in my mouth.
his girlfriend: why are u trying to put it in your mouth.
mate: because it looks so good i have to eat it.
gf: what are u doin
mate: i cant eat the pencil
gf: what the hell are u doin stop it
all this was being said while he was trying eat the pencil and shoving it in his mouth.
later at the same gathering this conversation comes up.
a different mate 1: Your boyfriend is fucked
gf: yeh well he is always fucked he knows how to handle himself though
mate 1: yeh i know he is always fucked i have seen him before, but i mean he is seriously fucked, u need to take care of your boyfriend
gf: yeh yeh
mate 1: he is trying to eat my pants
gf: what
mate 1: your know those things made out of cloth that u wear that are called pants, well he is trying to eat mine.
gf: shit he is fucked
mate 1:yeh u better take care of him
gf: gets up and has a look and he was trying to eat the pants.
the next ones of the same mate while out at a club one night.
We where sitting down in the middle of a club and he says,
"you know what i wanna do, i wanna have a cone and i gotta charge my fone, do you wanna go into my room and have a cone and ill charge my phone up" (at his house that is the room everyone has cones)
The same night he was talking to walls and trying to pick up things in the middle of fresh air where nothing at all was.
He also bought about 10 drinks in a row, and everytime he brought one back he would say i dont have a drink i gotta go get one. then we would explain the one in front of him is his, but he would then say thats not mine its yours and give it to us. And then he would then go get another.
 
One of my mates was trying to find out where his mate john was. And he rang johns house and he wasnt there. So he rang another mates dan house and asks if john is there. dan says yes and gets john, when john says hello he then says "are you at dans".
 
so there we, sitting around talking about what we would do if we were mad scientists, and, as it always seems to to, the conversation turned to 'what creature would you first splice with yourself'.
got the usuals 'with a bear', 'with an otter', 'with a fly'...
then someone comes out with 'you know what i think? i really think we need to look into splicing human genes with Lego.'
'Imagine human sized lego men walking around. be hard to dance. make a bit of a mess if you got cremated. you'd just turn into a multi-coloured blob on the ground'.
cracked us up for a good 2 minutes.
HC
 
Well, its not really a quote but rather something that happened on New Years Eve.
cAmmAc was at a party near my place on nye and he gave me a call (rather fucked I might add) and said he was coming over.
Concerned that he might have a car accident and while I was still ok, I offered to pick him up.
Assuring me he would be ok, I waited with the crew at my place.
About 10 mins later, I get a phone call from cAmmAc saying he has been in a car accident at the end of my street.
Shitting myself and greatly concerned for the guys health, I bolted up there and checked it out.
Ambulances, police, stretchers, and even a wheel with supports had been torn off this newly modified Mitsubishi (snicker) Lancer.
Who else would be wandering around the crowd with a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other?
None other than cAmmAc. He wasnt driving and all were ok, but I have never seen anyone so calm about being in a car accident and also being seated in the side of the collision.
Quiet funny, but yet quite a reality shot too. If your gonna go out and drive, make sure you leave the party when you are still awake and lucid. Not when your rooted and half asleep.
Nap or cab.
Anyway, sorry to bring it down
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More quotes you bastards!
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i think this was at my place, during last saturdays recovery...
Fylar: I wish theyd make ecstacy flavoured pills...
 
I remembered vividly at the chill tent at ecore when me, THO and HC and one other guy was there and we were all freezing our butts off and Tony came in really soaked in perspiration and he said "Really HOT"! I was flabberghastered and stared at him and then I turned to THO and he went : WHAT? HOT?
I think I wrote REALLY HOT?? in the book somewhere. But it was hilarious as we were just looking at him in amaze ...... GOOSH!!!!!!!! Looking back at it, it must have been really funny!!!!!!
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i'll steal the golden book off of h-c soon and type up all the quotes from earthcore
but in the meantime a couple of post-earthcore ones from me are ......
(in the car on the way home)
maxi: you have drugs on the brain girl
bk:noooooooo, i have drugs IN my brain!!!
(and on our adventure out last saturday night back in bris while fylar was giving me a piggy back and i was holding my arms out like i was flying)
bk: hey, i feel like i'm in that fucked up titanic movie!!!
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more to follow ..... would you expect anything less from the brissy crew!!!!!!
 
sim^kin, after realising she was a bit on the grubby side from dancin' in the dust at earthcore
"i haven't felt this dirty since i kissed ******" (name deleted to protect the guilty).
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Computer games don't effect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music.
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i mean not to be derogatory at all here.
two mates, a large breasted friend and i were sitting at the kitchen table at a party once.
big breast friend - "when i'm 50yrs old, i'm gonna have lots of young men between my legs!!!"
friend - "gabby, the only thing you're going to have between yr legs at 50 are your tits."
had to be there, is't on the top of our one liner list.
another time in perth we were driving past the scarborough beach hotel after they called it the rendezvous.
mate in the back says - "whats the fuck is a rendezvous???" (pronounced as it is spelt)
 
*sigh* more from me ..... i just always seem to have great nights out these days where i always end up pissing myself laughing at someone (usually myself!!!) anway, last friday night i was out at a drum'n'bass warehouse party (quite small but GOD was the music awesome) and i had decided to be "good" (after the whole debaucherous earthcore adventure) and go straight, but my little brother and his friends were doing 'cid (do you know how cruel it is to wave a baggy of trips in front of my face when i'm supposed to be being good ..... nasty little turds they are).
anywayz .... my brother's friend went to put a tab in his mouth and accidently dropped it on the ground (so we now have five people frantically scanning the footpath for a tiny little square of paper ... which i might add was EVENTUALLY found).
bk: *mock stern voice and hands on hips* you know boys, you really shouldn't drop acid.
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Its times like these you wish you had the golden book
I can only remember a couple
Tars: I want to levitate somewhere between the ground and the floor
Peeking duck(??): Get that whale some salmon stat!!! (a personal favourite)
and then of course there is my unknowingly silly quote about the weather
the atmospheric physist in Mikey says there will be scattered showers throughout the afternoon (heheh)
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After getting seriously chopped at the Palace on Friday, Decimal Dan, Nocturnal_Chick, two other friends, and I went to a shopping centre to get a few assorted items... As we walked in (at around 7:30am) I think it was Nocky who remarked "Why are all these people shopping at this time in the morning? Don't they have any respect for people on drugs?!?"
...And from that point, anyone doing anything we didn't like was being disrespectful...
Outside it sounded like some workmen nearby were cutting down a tree with a chainsaw... No Respect!
Two guys were hiring a steam-cleaning vacuum cleaner while Nocky was waiting to buy cigarettes... No respect!
Ahh yes, and later that day once we'd arrived at a park in St. Kilda and our trips had kicked in, this homeless guy had joined us was chopping up a mix and was telling us what drugs he'd had in that park... when he mentioned acid, I turned to my friend and said:
"Yeah, I'd bet you'd find plenty of people tripping in this park"
My friend replied, "Yep, people with dark sunglasses on"
Me: "Just wandering around tripping, or sitting it the shade, tripping..."
At that point it seemed to go right over his head, but when he had finished smoking his cones, he got up and said "Five of you sitting around in the shade with sunglasses on, so what drugs are you all on?"
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um, at welcome I met up with Delroy and the conversation went something like this....
Delroy "Hey, dENTEd??"
d. "yeah, are you Delroy"
Delroy "yeah, but my name is (I can't remember)"
d. "cool, my name is Dave, what was your name again??"
Delroy "(whatever it was)"
d. "Um, I think I will call you Delroy, it is just easier"
I had fun at Welcome...........
d.
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