You know what? I am begining to wonder how some of you find your way to work and back home each day. Talk about going off in another direction. This whole thing, like a discussion with a six year old takes on a whole different dimension after a few words. In this case, posts. Definition of "Tangent": see this thread. Now, let me go off on one of my own.
I sure am glad that Dr. Suess pointed out to us new kids on the block that this is an "international" website. I wouldn't have never known that by looking at the GMT clock. Duh.
Some of you have your head stuck so far up your ass, your kids are eventually going to resemble your chromosomes. Yeah, my verbal abuse is just starting to get warmed up here, but don't get your panties in a wad, more's coming.
For starters, look at the icons I'm looking at right now. Examples: a hype, the finger, (appropriate) weed, mushroom, capsule, (let me get my PDR out to classify it) flask amonst others. Gee, fifty thousand members can't be wrong? Representative of the colossal cross section of the entire human race out there in this, great big world. What a great selection of icons representative of members that will use them emphatically when they post. I just hope Dr. So and So isn't performing brain surgery on one of you right after a "recreational" use. God help us all. Or in this case, just the "rest of us." As you may perceive, there's a lot of same minded people like yourselves in this world. Dr. Suess has the member count to prove it. Perception's like a minute. How long that minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you happen to be standing.
"Everyone in the world thinks like us and they're all here." Kind of like moths attracted to headlights. Or like sweeping up dust bunnies. There spread out all over the place until they collectively go into the garbage.
And sadly, some of the more naive on this site have no idea what juniors doing with the mask on his face in that dope smoking avatar. But hey, roll the dice. Take your chances. Enjoy your freedom of expression. Do whatever the hell makes you feel good. Just don't complain after you've been caught and you're pole smoking Bubba or changing postions from "pitcher to catcher" for your next fix or just to stay alive one day to the next cause you've got one of your own buddies as a fucktard, shit for brains, fly by night lawyer who can't get your bail lowered.
Let's use the old "shift blame elsewhere" routine for coming down on those of you who enjoy the illecit (and illegal) lifestyle and pin it on the administration for suppressing your enjoyment. It's their fault. Global warming, the Spotted Owl, inflation, world diplomacy, the bug on my windshield, etc. etc. etc. Let's just suppose all legal sanctions were lifted and you were free to promulgate your habits? You would still be on here trying to find a reason to complain about this, that, whatever. Blah, blah, blah. You may not be part of the problem, but you're damn sure not offering constructive solutions. If my hunch is correct, most of you have never faced fire, faced death or held a dying man in your arms. Let's hope you never have to. But who's going to do it if that's what it comes down to, you? I picture 50,000 Ostriches, all lined up with their heads stuck in the sand. Ignore it long enough and it will go away.
Hey, if you're not sober or straight enough to defend youself in your next barfight or when Attila the Hun comes knocking on your door, you can get guys like me to do the work for you. And when your sobbering and whimpering about how your life just flashed before your eyes, that's the reality check for most of you that I, for one, would like to see. Kind of pathetic when you really think about it.
It's really refreshing to have access to the internet and discover sites like this. Especially for a military guy with only a H.S. level of education, brainwashed in the rank and file of the people that actually do think differently than yourselves. And a "grunt" at that. Yeah, we're all stupid. Or so you'd like to believe. End of "Tangent"
Again, to avoid a fog of confusion, back to the begining-there's a member here "SgTaIrBoRnE" who started this whole fucking post claiming by virtue of his screen name and the final stansa in his first post "Rangers Lead The Way" that he is credentialed enough to do so. I hate fucking POSERS. (Definition: someone claiming to be something or someone they're not.)
Yall wouldn't want me parading around here like some left-winged, liberal ass minded, blame the world for this, that, whatever, dope smoking, drug using, homophied, save the whales, thinking peckerhead, would you? Of course not.
In closing, I really don't care to know any of you, find common ground on which we stand (we don't and that's obvious) engage in political rhetoric or have a beer together. I'll best be on my merry way thinking how fortunate I am, along with others like myself, protecting miserable fucks like yourselves, who believe the rest of the world owes them everything in order to go on and on, day after day. There are downsides to everything. The fact that this website even exists, proves it. Perfectly.
The only one I'm interested in is Mr. SgTaIrBoRnE and him providing proof to the rest of us (and deservedly so) he is who he actually claims he is, what he's actually done and what he is taking credit for. I stand by what I stated in my first post. If he can prove it (and right now, I'm sure you all are thinking "we'd like nothing better") I will post a public apology to him personally.
Think of it as Dan Rather with the infamous letter. Nothing wrong with checking your sources of information before posting it where the whole world can see (what a dumbass you are)
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