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Going to work high

Oh fuck yeah. I'm a corporate douche bag, but luckily I have my own office and no one bugs me.

I've done coke, xans, pain pills all on the job. Coke sucks. Xans made me nap in the bathroom. BUT...I'm a fucking employee of the goddamn month on 30 mg Lortab.

Jesus Tap Dancing Christ, this thread is HILARIOUS! I love it!
 
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AdOgG0911 said:
I've been fucked at work on amps, meth, and coke more times than I can count. Hell, I'm much more productive that way. I've taken reasonable doses of benzos and opiates as well and thats great too, you just have to watch it you dont need to be falling asleep or nodding at your desk.

Its probably a bad idea to take any psychedelics at work though, at least I wouldn't want to attempt it.
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I totally fucking nodded at my desk for three days straight. Things were so fucking slow and I felt like entertaining myself so I popped pills and spaced on looking up random, stupid shit on the internet. Before I knew it, I was doing the nod and jerk. It was pretty pathetic, and it was my first week at my new job. What a dumb shit I can be. Luckily no one caught me.

I finally decided to learn my lesson and just take TWO pain pills at the office instead of FIVE. Two makes me motivated, nice to people and just plain fucking happy being bored as hell debugging software all day.
 
It's good times...

Pretty much every drug has been done at my restraunt at some point in time by somebody haha.
 
I've always had pretty high end jobs...never was a fast food worker or anything like that. Anyways, yeah I've gotten high at work many times, but not at my current job. I used to love adderall or opiates of all kinds during lunch break. Tried smoking pot at work once and HATED it. Bad idea for me. I can hide it when I'm high on anything else, but pot is far too obvious and my work was far too detail oriented.
 
I've been to work hammered and blitzed off of weed before. Im currently working as a gas-jockey at a quickie mart and sometimes I mix vodka in with my slurpies. The job is horrable so I need some sort of chemical influence to make it barable.

Working the nightshift is fun sometimes because at around 3am I have a buddy who gets off of work from a restruant down the street and he'll come over and smoke a spliff with me. The only sketchy thing is that all the police in this town come to my gas station to fuel up. Last weekend my buddy comes by and we were hitting off a pipe outside the store at around 3:30AM. As soon as the bowl was pooched we went inside to get some slurpie and a cop pulls up to get gas. Talk about a close call!

A job I had about 5 years ago was working at a box store stalking the shelves at night. There was a punk consert one night and I went to it and had a few beers and I had to go to work right after the punk show ended. Before I left the show to go to work one of my buddies smoked a blunt with me. When I got to work I was so blitzed I couldnt tie up my boots and they sent me home. I got fired shortly after that.
 
I have been to work high a million and ten times. I used to make it a point to get high every day before work, usually smoking a blunt on the way...but I don't do that anymore. I used to think it was easier, but now I know it wasn't.

There have been a couple of times when I've gone in still feeling ecstacy pills I took the night before. Those were some of my best days, money making wise (I'm a server at a restaurant) because I was in such a great mood...but the physical discomfort!!! The hots and colds, wanting to just sit down and cuddle...ugh it was horrible how I wasn't able to give in to what my body and brain wanted. Plus I would oftentimes find myself just rambling off to customers at tables, and I would catch myself and realize they were kinda freaked out lol....plus my co-workers would always notice something was up...

Now I always go into work completely sober. It's just easier.
 
I really don't like going to work on anything [waste of drugs!]

But I had a few night security jobs .. usually pretty quiet / lonely. Would often show up coming down from a high. One job had the potential for serious shit to go down at any moment, so I tried not to be stoned much [especially since I worked with cops 8o ], but I baked in my car once or twice on quiet nights working alone.

My other nite security job, very dead/easy until morning when workers showed up. I'd show up high, do the night rounds, then chill out listening to radio trip hop and browsing the internet for a couple hours, after having some free iced coffee [thanks to one of the restaraunts with a frappucino machine :D ].

I worked @ Kohl's department store setting signs @ nite opposite the first security job, plus full-time Uni ... sometimes they'd have us get off at 1am, schedule us back at 5am to stock the store [which wasn't our job] .. so me and two buddies, all students, one nite just smoked weed + drank all nite ... one guy called in, me and another showed up at 6am all fucked up ... I couldn't work for shit, kept nodding off in the back stock room .. clocked out and went home without telling anyone, cos I had to sleep, do schoolwork, then go to my other job. Never got in trouble for that. Quit after 3 months anyway, kept the other job.

My current job is still rather lame, but better than anything prior, so I don't dare go in high [save that for after work .. tho I've just quit smoking, lookin for a real good job now].
But last sunday i unexpectedly scored some methadone, took it a bit late ... so I was still feeling mighty fine Monday morning, brewed some coffee and had a terrific day %)
 
i was out drinking the night before i started my first day of the semester, i had a shot of methamphetamine at 4am, 4 hours before i had to go to class, and i started to come down, so i had a 2nd shot just 40minutes before class, and i was so FUCKED ... i was sweating the whole time and my eyes were so dialated, i'm lucky this was my first day so the teacher didn't really say anything even though i know that he knew i was off my fucking face. but i was doing such good work all day he really couldn't pull me aside and ask me whats up. btw, this counts as work because it's apart of a payed government apprenticship.
 
jiggaboo said:
went to work stoned for years it was great, made the day go by so quick, done speed at work before it was fantastic you get so much work done! i stoped drinking during work when me and another painter had a bit to much one day and ended up having a paint fight, what a mess that turned out to be, ah well u live u learn
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I just read through part of this thead, came across your post, ahh man, I've gotta say thats fucking hilarious, I would have been the other one there going "Fuck the brushes bitches, I've got a whole can of paint right here for ya'll." :p

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In terms of my jobs, I've worked as a web designer, and done various software related projects for cash. I get a kick from dealing with clients when I'm fucked on speed, coke, weed, opiates, never drunk though. I remember talking to a client about outlining his needs for his project, ended up nodding off after popping a bunch of codeine then smoking a massive blunt. It was a video conference, so they saw me there writing and talking, then all of a sudden I remember starting to doze off so I put a hat on and was getting into a haze, kinda tunnel vision, look at the paper in front of me. Ahh man, it was hilarious, I told the guy I needed to go find another pen, and get a cup of coffee, just got up from my chair, and then kinda walked out of the view from the camera, then crawled back next to my chair, and fell asleep cause I was nodding so hard. Man that was hilarious, I remember taping the conference, and there was like a half hour where the guy on the other end started tapping his pen against his desk, checking his watch, then all of a sudden he starts to get really pissed off and began yelling at his computer, then suddenly getting up close to his screen to check if he could see me anywhere. Then all of a sudden I dunno what happened, but I woke up, and sat back in the chair, the guy on the other end was about to rip his hair out of his head, pissed off at where I was for the last half hour saying I was gonna get a cup of coffee. Took me about 10 minutes to realize my hair was all over the place, I didn't have any coffee with me, and I had appeared from the bottom of the screen instead of walking into the picture and sitting down, like a normal person. Still landed the project fine, made about $1500 on a site I did when I was sniffing lines most of the time, lol. When the guy later on asked me about what had happened during the video conference, I told him I never got up, and that he must have been on something, thank god he was actually on speed and drinking at the time, so he thought he had just daydreamed about it.
 
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When I worked in television, I went to worked on xanax, klonopin, neurontin, dextroamphetamine, and weed every day. I'd also either take hydro- or oxycodone before leaving. I would usually get tweaked on meth during my break. I was not just fucked up, I was absolutely GONE.
 
Working at a restaurant, I go to work fucked up more often than not. Of everything I've taken before/during work (pretty much everything but psychs or coke/meth), my favorite has been either weed b/c it makes the time fly, or a sub-nodding dosage of opiates.

I came in a little too fucked off of some dilaudid quite recently. That was a no-go. :\ Got sent home < 2 hrs into the night! Of course I was turning grey, puking, and nodding like a motherfucker, but I could still work dammit! =D
 
at my last job, I only wasn't high two days my entire time working there (3 months or so). It was a lame grocery store job, paying 50 cents over min. wage, and I really didn't portray the image of a drug user, so it was pretty safe on my part, as no one would suspect drug use. I was only sober my training day, and one day in which I had 2 dollars to my name and no drugs left. I was withdrawing from benzo's, opiates, and cocaine, all at the same time. (Talk about polydrug abuse... lol) I'm not sure if it was the withdrawal or if it was the fact that I hadn't worked sober before, but I could not, for the life of me, do my fucking job properly. I was increidbly slow and I couldn't figure out how to do anything.

I frequently came into work on one of several drugs (sometimes combinations) 1-4mg of xanax (1mg is proper for working.. friendly with customers.. no care in the world. 4mg I'm stumbling over my own words), I would do half gram rails of coke in the bathroom (this was towards the end of my cocaine addiction, three months of daily use), take 60mg of hydro or 40mg of oxy before work. Smoke a bowl on my lunch break. I also used dextroamphetamine on the clock before, too. Hell, I remember doing lines of cocaine off of the table in the break room before, with a coworker in the room and the door directly in front of me so that if my manager walked in, they would see what was going on.

I ended up quitting that job one morning when I woke up after partying too hard, and cramping from benzo withdrawal and I told them I was moving, and going to mexico...? *shrugs*
 
I used to take dexamphetamines at my first job as a pizza maker.
But now i dont think i ever could go to work smashed. I work in a fairly technical office environment and i don't really want to be intoxicated whilst in that sort of environment.
Although my boss is suspiciously pale and sweaty at times... i swear she smokes ice at work.

I have a friend who goes to work stoned every day. He's a gardener/horticulturalist
 
yeah, i smoke at work, with my boss. sometimes if one of us has some we'll do a few bumps of oxy too, or yay if he has it. (i usually never buy that shit)
 
Once in a while I'll have some poppy tea and xaxax, makes work wonderful.

The one and only time I tried propylhexedrine, I took it during lunch at work. Good god, I was not ready for that drug. I had gigantic pupils and motormouth, not to mention crazy euphoria and loss of inhibitions. my coworkers MUST have known something was up, but they haven't said anything about it. That was the best day of work I've ever had :)
 
THE WOOD said:
years ago i worked in a food station in the back of a kmart. only once or twice did i go sober (probably my first two days lol). I never ever went without smoking many bong hits, but usually id nail about 6 beers before going there too. It was also next to the liquor store, and my workmates and I would always grab a bottle of whiskey or something and drink it while we were working. I probably got more fucked up on the job than off it.

fuck kmart btw...

a real job id never do that of course. in fact when i worked as an artist/pressman for a printing company i refused to smoke weed with my boss on account that it interferes with my ability to work (only untill the day was done of course).
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LMAO !!!! Thats exactly where I work right now. The KCafe right???? BHAHAHA. I went to work after doing X, Coke, and K. Then took a hit of acid at 5:50 am and then went to work at 2pm that day. It was quite an experience! I was tripping pretty hard still and hungover as hell. I dont reccomend this to anyone, it was stupid, but I lived to tell about it. Nothing bad happend except I was very nervous and paniced a lot. 8(
 
If you where really smashed you wouldn't even consider work.

And if you did go to work you would smack your boss in the head and anally rape him in front of your co-workers.
 
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