jiggaboo said:
went to work stoned for years it was great, made the day go by so quick, done speed at work before it was fantastic you get so much work done! i stoped drinking during work when me and another painter had a bit to much one day and ended up having a paint fight, what a mess that turned out to be, ah well u live u learn
I just read through part of this thead, came across your post, ahh man, I've gotta say thats fucking hilarious, I would have been the other one there going "Fuck the brushes bitches, I've got a whole can of paint right here for ya'll."
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In terms of my jobs, I've worked as a web designer, and done various software related projects for cash. I get a kick from dealing with clients when I'm fucked on speed, coke, weed, opiates, never drunk though. I remember talking to a client about outlining his needs for his project, ended up nodding off after popping a bunch of codeine then smoking a massive blunt. It was a video conference, so they saw me there writing and talking, then all of a sudden I remember starting to doze off so I put a hat on and was getting into a haze, kinda tunnel vision, look at the paper in front of me. Ahh man, it was hilarious, I told the guy I needed to go find another pen, and get a cup of coffee, just got up from my chair, and then kinda walked out of the view from the camera, then crawled back next to my chair, and fell asleep cause I was nodding so hard. Man that was hilarious, I remember taping the conference, and there was like a half hour where the guy on the other end started tapping his pen against his desk, checking his watch, then all of a sudden he starts to get really pissed off and began yelling at his computer, then suddenly getting up close to his screen to check if he could see me anywhere. Then all of a sudden I dunno what happened, but I woke up, and sat back in the chair, the guy on the other end was about to rip his hair out of his head, pissed off at where I was for the last half hour saying I was gonna get a cup of coffee. Took me about 10 minutes to realize my hair was all over the place, I didn't have any coffee with me, and I had appeared from the bottom of the screen instead of walking into the picture and sitting down, like a normal person. Still landed the project fine, made about $1500 on a site I did when I was sniffing lines most of the time, lol. When the guy later on asked me about what had happened during the video conference, I told him I never got up, and that he must have been on something, thank god he was actually on speed and drinking at the time, so he thought he had just daydreamed about it.