Going to Jail - Need to get massive.

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Ok so the title pretty much says it all. I'm pretty sure I'm going to go to jail because I imported a kilogram of Mephedrone into the country - and apparently it was quite illegal.

I have trained before, however that was a few years ago and have let myself go quite a lot. I currently weight about 100kg, but at my peak I was smashing 90kg on the bench, but only weighed ~75.

I am 22, and need to know what to ask/look out for to achieve the largest gains possible in the next few months. I haven't got the first Idea where to look either - but I'm not exactly going to head down to my local gym and ask the biggest cunt there if hes got any gear either so - any advice is appreciated.

I also want to lose the weight I'm carrying at the moment.
Also, I'll be fully supplimenting roids with a hardcore training regime and nutrition, and if you have any reccomendations on what legal suppliments I should add please fire away.

Thanks for your help. Make me Arnie.
 
krieegs said:
Ok so the title pretty much says it all. I'm pretty sure I'm going to go to jail because I imported a kilogram of Mephedrone into the country - and apparently it was quite illegal.

I have trained before, however that was a few years ago and have let myself go quite a lot. I currently weight about 100kg, but at my peak I was smashing 90kg on the bench, but only weighed ~75.

I am 22, and need to know what to ask/look out for to achieve the largest gains possible in the next few months. I haven't got the first Idea where to look either - but I'm not exactly going to head down to my local gym and ask the biggest cunt there if hes got any gear either so - any advice is appreciated.

I also want to lose the weight I'm carrying at the moment.
Also, I'll be fully supplimenting roids with a hardcore training regime and nutrition, and if you have any reccomendations on what legal suppliments I should add please fire away.

Thanks for your help. Make me Arnie.
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that bold underlined part in your quote...that is all that is going to help you honestly...steroids are not going to do much for you at this point imo...they aren't magic pills/solutions that are just going to dramatically change your physique overnight...as for legal supps; protein, creatine, multi-vitamin, fish oil, joint supplement are all great to take

you have 2 choices:

1) lose the weight/fat you are carrying
2) build muscle and get "massive"

you aren't going to do both at the same time and especially not in a few months, both goals take lots of time and dedication

btw, you don't supplement steroids with diet and training, you supplement diet and training with steroids
 
maakshif said:
that bold underlined part in your quote...that is all that is going to help you honestly...steroids are not going to do much for you at this point imo...they aren't magic pills/solutions that are just going to dramatically change your physique overnight...as for legal supps; protein, creatine, multi-vitamin, fish oil, joint supplement are all great to take

you have 2 choices:

1) lose the weight/fat you are carrying
2) build muscle and get "massive"

you aren't going to do both at the same time and especially not in a few months, both goals take lots of time and dedication

btw, you don't supplement steroids with diet and training, you supplement diet and training with steroids
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Mate.
I'm going to take roids.
Please give me advice.

Not a fucking lecture.
 
I had a friend get thrown in the clank for like a year and some change I got him a couple of cycles of winstrol v before he had to go in. He had pretty solid gains on weight and mass but he was working out and eating like an animal because he heard all the horror stories about prison. If you want to get really jacked throw something oil based into the mix with the winstol v and you should get the results you seek.
 
You have no clue what you are doing.

Take Maakshif's advice, he's spot on as always. His "lecture" as you put it, was for your own good and everything he said was true. And since you didn't bother to read the rules and guidelines of the forum, you won't be getting any more advice here.

"I'm going to take steroids". Not the smartest statement from a 22 year old future convict on his way to prison. I could toss more advice your way, but I don't want to "lecture" you. Best you get an iron chastity belt.


/V
 
muel65 said:
Nice attitude.

Why do you need to get massive?
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Like most guys getting ready for prison....they think that if they get "massive", they won't be used like a village bicycle by all the other inmates. And if you are fat....well, that's just more cushin' for the pushin'.



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Are you in the UK by any chance? I hadn't noticed any arrests for importing meph before now.

Also I'd advise to avoid the 'roids as during the first 6 to 12 months eating and lifting effectively are the most important things.

Check out Wannabebig or muscletalk forum for sound advice.
 
krieegs said:
Ok so the title pretty much says it all. I'm pretty sure I'm going to go to jail because I imported a kilogram of Mephedrone into the country - and apparently it was quite illegal.

I have trained before, however that was a few years ago and have let myself go quite a lot. I currently weight about 100kg, but at my peak I was smashing 90kg on the bench, but only weighed ~75.

I am 22, and need to know what to ask/look out for to achieve the largest gains possible in the next few months. I haven't got the first Idea where to look either - but I'm not exactly going to head down to my local gym and ask the biggest cunt there if hes got any gear either so - any advice is appreciated.

I also want to lose the weight I'm carrying at the moment.
Also, I'll be fully supplimenting roids with a hardcore training regime and nutrition, and if you have any reccomendations on what legal suppliments I should add please fire away.

Thanks for your help. Make me Arnie.
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Let's face it though, you're going to jail...your body will probably deteriorate while you're in there if you don't exercise and figure out what to eat...my guess is you'll get even fatter in prison...but heres what you should take to get massive

-testosterone, dianabol, anadrol........get some creatine, protein, bcaas..eat everything in front of your face....then enjoy PCT and low test behind bars ;)
 
You just got caught importing drugs in the country and your biggest concern is getting big to impress your jail mates.

Wow.
 
Anyway, now that my shock has worn off, if I were ever to become incarcerated, I would work on the basic compound movements if they had any weights, and its my understanding most do NOT any more... so that being said, I would do rest-pause techniques and extended negatives with any kind of aid I could get for push ups, chins, dips and lunges (since Squats will probably be next to impossible).
 
Epistane will be your best legal bet. Not many sides, similar effect to oxandrolone, strength increase, not so much of a bulker. You'd probably want test for that.
its heavy towards the end but you could try Epi at 20/30/30/40/50/50
definitely load up on the milk thistle and N.A.C. through the cycle to help your liver. try not to drink.
hopefully you can get some nolva for pct.
otherwise Cordyceps, horny goat weed and Red maca might help your levels a little in pct so you don't lose your gains.

Could start stretching your arse a bit as well, just as a precaution of course...minimize those stitches...
 
Being massive isn't going to help; if you do or say something to get someone to attack you, there's always going to be someone bigger to do that attacking.

Work on your confidence man. If you go to jail scared, the inmates will smell the fear on ya.
 
I find this fascinating; it would never occur to me that people get buff before going to jail, but it does make (some) sense.

I wonder what percent of men do this beforehand.


Coolio said:
Being massive isn't going to help; if you do or say something to get someone to attack you, there's always going to be someone bigger to do that attacking.

Work on your confidence man. If you go to jail scared, the inmates will smell the fear on ya.
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That's why you work out so much so that you're the biggest motherfucker there!!

In all seriousness, I'd think this would depend on the general reputation and size of the jail (whether it's worth it to get buff).
 
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And while on the topic of jail...

America, land of the free and home of the brave! :p

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Wow.

Ok admittedly my original reaction was immensely stupid and for that I apologize - however, it did produce more material.

Please don't think that I don't know whats on its way in prison.

I live in Australia for those asking, and apparently a kilo of Meph is enough to piss off the authorities, especially since it was labeled incorrectly by the stupid cunt that sent it to me.

Also - I'm not "fat". I am carrying an above average fat %'age at the moment, but I intend on losing that first before I start any cycles - I believe I have a solid period of time ahead of me before I go in - as I am still yet to receive a summons to court from the feds.


My motivation to train and - as I aptly stated at the beginning - "Get Massive", is to begin the process of strengthening my entire being to the point where I am ready to be placed in an environment where - potentially - hundreds of people are going to de-humanize me to the extent of their ability.

If I had years to train and do it the proper Arnie way - I would, but the prospect of jail has provided un-imaginable motivation alongside a physical need to condition myself mentally and physically.

Alongside nutrition, cardio and weights, I'm taking up MMA as soon as I can find a trainer.

I'm fully aware that my life may very well go down the shithole because of a stupid decision I made when I was off my fucking face on Mephedrone.

I made my bed and I'v got a fucking long sleep ahead of me. All I want to do is try and make sure that I dont have to fucking share the bed with a 600lb black guy called bubba.

Also I think I'm really going to struggle to get testosterone in melbourne.

Furthermore after speaking to one friend I have who is about to start a cycle, he says that the best option is injection.
Now- when it comes to illicit drugs I'm against injection. I'm aware that the fact I'm not so against it for steroids is a double standard, but, having said that - I dont care about aforementioned double standard.

Advice there? I know a registered nurse who would do the administering for me, and have access to free clean needles etc from the depo.

Basically - how fast im going to jail will define how fast i get on gear.
If i get summonsed tomorrow, Im buying gear tomorrow and the day after will be my first gym session.

Please appreciate that I'm going to do it - I dont mean to come across as stupid or stubborn, but its just a fact - even if its only a placebo type effect in my own mind, it will help. Thats why I'm asking for advice.

So thanks guys, anything else you could add would be greatly appreciated.
SK
 
Cam520 said:
You just got caught importing drugs in the country and your biggest concern is getting big to impress your jail mates.

Wow.
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And no you fucking twat - my biggest concern is not getting fucking raped.
 
Cam520 said:
Anyway, now that my shock has worn off, if I were ever to become incarcerated, I would work on the basic compound movements if they had any weights, and its my understanding most do NOT any more... so that being said, I would do rest-pause techniques and extended negatives with any kind of aid I could get for push ups, chins, dips and lunges (since Squats will probably be next to impossible).
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Now that my shock has worn off - thanks for the advice. :)
 
Bitstorm said:
Epistane will be your best legal bet. Not many sides, similar effect to oxandrolone, strength increase, not so much of a bulker. You'd probably want test for that.
its heavy towards the end but you could try Epi at 20/30/30/40/50/50
definitely load up on the milk thistle and N.A.C. through the cycle to help your liver. try not to drink.
hopefully you can get some nolva for pct.
otherwise Cordyceps, horny goat weed and Red maca might help your levels a little in pct so you don't lose your gains.

Could start stretching your arse a bit as well, just as a precaution of course...minimize those stitches...
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actually epistane/havoc is now ILLegal
 
@krieegs

Have you ever been in prison before? Its not everywere like you see on television, here in belguim prison isnt bad at all, most ppl there are skinny too and if you get along with the ppl in your cell you can have quite a bit of fun (atleast how much fun you could possibly have in prison).
Ive been in prison 3 times here.

Id imagine Austria is quite differend from the US, more like Europe perhaps, if thats true you have nothing to worry about (except the time you need to spend there).
 
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