^^Haha, that's funny as shit. This thread is instant classic. Think about that poor bastard trying to score some ass in the bathroom while hiding from his wife. I bet he was super fucking embarrassed.
I've never tried a glory hole. I think I remember seeing a few at bars and clubs while I was in Europe, but I guess I haven't been anywhere shady enough in the States to see one. Gay or straight, I can't imagine the appeal of having sex or getting your dick sucked by someone you couldn't see. Aside from the fact that it is a risky behavior (if you use a condom it is no more dangerous than any other casual sex), personally I like to share more than a few minutes of fleeting pleasure with my partners.