🌟🌟 Social 🌟🌟 Gibberings ver. CCXIX - "what's new, c*nty chops?"

[Jackal]

This fuckin summer sucks balls.

Had so many plans for my new garden, but they just fuckin drowned.


Hey ho, there's always next year...

I planted habaneros around 6 weeks back. Over the following five days it made something like 400mm of rain lol, they got fucked

Burned fuck outta back of my hands over the past few days - fruits of riding bikes for 10+ hours without gloves in 38c heat, I bumped the back of my good hand into something lightly today and the skin split like on a well cooked piece of turkey breast

Totally stupid and unnecessary. shoulda just put my gloves on

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I planted habaneros around 6 weeks back. Over the following five days it made something like 400mm of rain lol, they got fucked

Burned fuck outta back of my hands over the past few days - fruits of riding bikes for 10+ hours without gloves in 38c heat, I bumped the back of my good hand into something lightly today and the skin split like on a well cooked piece of turkey breast

Totally stupid and unnecessary. shoulda just put my gloves on

FFS Jackal, you make it sound like you're living in paradise.

To me, it sounds like hell...

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

"There are periods of history when the visions of madmen and dope fiends are a better guide to reality than the common-sense interpretation of data available to the so-called normal mind. This is one such period, if you haven't noticed already."
~ Robert Anton Wilson

 

[Jackal]

FFS Jackal, you make it sound like you're living in paradise.

To me, it sounds like hell...

Swings & roundabouts mate

I'm going to be in the UK later this year and am well worried that I will die of frostbite or get locked up because of my acquired Asian driving habits

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

Back to Camborne!!!!
I'll be getting the first Bus outta there I can promise you, I've been getting itchy feet to get back out again & this time I'll be taking the famous quote from the Japanese swordsman Miyamoto Musashi to Heart & see if I can make it back alive.

 

[elgoucho9]

The feeling of being high on life and feeling good from exercise is so much better than being heavy on the drugs everyday. Nearly ruined my life there. Makes me so glad I've pulled my head together recently.

Enjoying a little smoke of weed atm after a family gathering this afternoon. Absolutely beat from all the food I've had today.

What's on in Camborne @Zopiclone bandit ?

 

[axe battler]

The feeling of being high on life and feeling good from exercise is so much better than being heavy on the drugs everyday. Nearly ruined my life there. Makes me so glad I've pulled my head together recently.

Enjoying a little smoke of weed atm after a family gathering this afternoon. Absolutely beat from all the food I've had today.

What's on in Camborne @Zopiclone bandit ?

Well don't mate, keep up the good work. You're totally right, and the money you save from not having a habit(s) will make ssober time more fun, as you can afford to do fun shit.
Spending all your money on drugs and eating frozen pizza or cheap noodles every fucking night gets old eventually.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Just found my son's stash of MDMA. He's not bothering with it because he's on Sertraline.

I know it's stupid o'clock in the morning, but a couple of dabs won't hurt...


Edit: didn't hurt one bit...


MDMA and BBW porn really are the greatest pleasures in life

(Oh, and roll ups...)

 

[elgoucho9]

FUBAR you sleazey fucker you!

Don't think I've done MDMA in 8 years or more. Think the next day would probably kill me these days.


Not a good morning here. Woken up to some shithead says he's phoned the police on me. I reversed into his car after a session in his house. Which is true. However he's missing the part where he pulled a knife on me and another woman in his house. I left because fuck hanging around there to be threatened. Since then he's been trying to get £1k out of me for his car, then £400. Meanwhile he leaves threatening voice notes like anything I care about my mother my dog is all getting it etc. He's threatening to grass me up up drink/drug driving, meanwhile he is selling cocaine from the same spot.

I don't really want to speak to police and won't mention the dealing side of things. If they do turn up going to let them know I left the house cos he pulled a knife on me, was startled didn't mean to reverse into his car but wasn't about to go back in and tell him cos he had a knife?

I'd really rather it didn't come to this but I'm not about to hand someone who pulled a blade on me and threatened my family money for their car either. If it wasn't for him being such a dickhead none of this would have ever happened.

Whatever the outcome here all this drama makes me thankful i made the choice to put this whole lifestyle behind me. Fuck that the hassle is so not worth it.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I love MDMA because it makes me forget about booze - until the next day. Fuck knows how much I took today, though it was a damn sight more than a couple of dabs - more like a dozen. Fuckin nice shit though...

Sorry to hear about your shitty Sunday mate, but it sounds like he's got a lot more to lose by involving the police, so he's probably bluffing and just being a general cunt.

This is the side of drug use that the Daily Fail thrives upon, without conceding that if it were all legalised, we'd be able to deal with these cunts as we'd have the law on our side, rather than just letting them get away with it through fear of incriminating ourselves.

Good luck man!

 

[elgoucho9]

I love MDMA because it makes me forget about booze - until the next day. Fuck knows how much I took today, though it was a damn sight more than a couple of dabs - more like a dozen. Fuckin nice shit though...

Sorry to hear about your shitty Sunday mate, but it sounds like he's got a lot more to lose by involving the police, so he's probably bluffing and just being a general cunt.

This is the side of drug use that the Daily Fail thrives upon, without conceding that if it were all legalised, we'd be able to deal with these cunts as we'd have the law on our side, rather than just letting them get away with it through fear of incriminating ourselves.

Good luck man!

I miss MDMA. One of few drugs that I feel the experience can bring some good. I wonder will your son notice his stash is gone?

And yeah mate exactly you'd think from his perspective calling the cops would be a no go. But the guy is so dumb and unpredictable that anything is possible really. He's claiming he has CCTV and a witness. But then I also have someone else who will say he pulled a knife on them.

I'm going about my day regardless and refusing any financial squaring, fuck him. I will need to stick to smoking outside only today to be on the safe side

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I wonder will your son notice his stash is gone?

Who cares. I still haven't forgiven him for robbing all of my LSD I had saved for a rainy day...

 

[axe battler]

FUBAR you sleazey fucker you!

Don't think I've done MDMA in 8 years or more. Think the next day would probably kill me these days.


Not a good morning here. Woken up to some shithead says he's phoned the police on me. I reversed into his car after a session in his house. Which is true. However he's missing the part where he pulled a knife on me and another woman in his house. I left because fuck hanging around there to be threatened. Since then he's been trying to get £1k out of me for his car, then £400. Meanwhile he leaves threatening voice notes like anything I care about my mother my dog is all getting it etc. He's threatening to grass me up up drink/drug driving, meanwhile he is selling cocaine from the same spot.

I don't really want to speak to police and won't mention the dealing side of things. If they do turn up going to let them know I left the house cos he pulled a knife on me, was startled didn't mean to reverse into his car but wasn't about to go back in and tell him cos he had a knife?

I'd really rather it didn't come to this but I'm not about to hand someone who pulled a blade on me and threatened my family money for their car either. If it wasn't for him being such a dickhead none of this would have ever happened.

Whatever the outcome here all this drama makes me thankful i made the choice to put this whole lifestyle behind me. Fuck that the hassle is so not worth it.

Sounds like a sticky situation. Do you think he'll actually follow through or might he be all mouth and no trousers? Aren't you insured anyway? They should fork out for it, you'll have to admit fault of course. I don't think he has to have insurance as long as it's "off the road".
Didn't your car suffer any damage?
Hope the arsehole ends up dropping it anyway.

 

[elgoucho9]

Sounds like a sticky situation. Do you think he'll actually follow through or might he be all mouth and no trousers? Aren't you insured anyway? They should fork out for it, you'll have to admit fault of course. I don't think he has to have insurance as long as it's "off the road".
Didn't your car suffer any damage?
Hope the arsehole ends up dropping it anyway.

It's hard to say mate. The guy does chat alot of shit it seems but why message saying he's called the cops, surely not.

I think at worst I pay for it with insurance. My car was fine no damage whatsoever which is good news, I love that car so much, even though I'll probably receive a ban soon ☠

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Yay, it looks like summer has finally landed in the UK, in fuckin autumn.

But my plants are loving it. They're looking up at me saying "this is what we've been waiting for".


Yields will be shit, but for the cost of a few seeds and a bit of compost, it's still a win, win..

 

[axe battler]

We aren't supposed to give legal advice on here, but if they can't prove you were intoxicated then they can't ban you. I doubt he's called the police if he's a coke dealer and has been threatening to murder your family as well. You should be alright. It's not like they tested you straight after the crash.
Maybe you could help calm the situation by saying you'll get it sorted on your insurance.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Maybe you could help calm the situation by saying you'll get it sorted on your insurance.

1. I bet he's not even got insurance on his vehicle. Is it a BMW, or an Audi, then definitely not. Those cunts dont even know what indicators are for, never mind insurance.

2. If its a RangeRover, (which have recently become like Ford Mondeos - I.e. every cunt has got one), possibly more likely to hold valid insurance, but as they're usually driven by pissed up retarded housewives who really should not be operating a vehicle of that size, or even their mouths, you have to understand that they have significant problems seeing the road, due to their unfeasibly large mammaries.

3. Burn the cunts House down. That'll shut him up...

 

[Jackal]

I miss MDMA. One of few drugs that I feel the experience can bring some good. I wonder will your son notice his stash is gone?

And yeah mate exactly you'd think from his perspective calling the cops would be a no go. But the guy is so dumb and unpredictable that anything is possible really. He's claiming he has CCTV and a witness. But then I also have someone else who will say he pulled a knife on them.

I'm going about my day regardless and refusing any financial squaring, fuck him. I will need to stick to smoking outside only today to be on the safe side

I cained the fuck out of E & MDMA from ages 17 through 21. Dozens or scores of strong pills each and every weekend & lots of cheap and gorgeous brown caramel MDMA

Moved to Spain and then the UK & never again went at it again the same way - once every now and again with the MDMA that is, but nowdays when I happen across some I love it, intensely social, taking nowhere near as much as before but pretty good. Afterglow even, just a fucked jaw

Not the suicide tuesday through thursday night any longer, breaks do work and tolerance resets

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I cained the fuck out of E & MDMA from ages 17 through 21. Dozens or scores of strong pills each and every weekend & lots of cheap and gorgeous brown caramel MDMA

Moved to Spain and then the UK & never again went at it again the same way - once every now and again with the MDMA that is, but nowdays when I happen across some I love it, intensely social, taking nowhere near as much as before but pretty good. Afterglow even, just a fucked jaw

Not the suicide tuesday through thursday night any longer, breaks do work and tolerance resets

I've never had that 'suicide tuesday' feeling. I cut my teeth on potent amphetamine Sulphate in the 80s, which had a comedown from hell. A bit of MDMA is a fuckin walk in the park in comparison..

 

[elgoucho9]

It's 23 degrees right now in my garden, with the perfect blue sky. Sat top off shorts and slides on soaking up the sun.

Still no sign of the police after that incident, although I'm thinking as it's a civil matter might take a day or two for them to show up.