🌟🌟 Social 🌟🌟 Gibberings ver. CCXIX - "what's new, c*nty chops?"

[CFC]

Shared this in the Abyss in The Lounge, but figured it was worth a share here for a disaster evening...

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Still ill as fuck here.

Managed an arms workout last night, thought I was better. Well... LOL 30mins later I'm spewing bile absolutely everywhere again. Felt like I had a brick in my stomach. Couldn't shit.... but wait for it gets better still... so I'm up and down all night for the hot water bottle and glasses of water trying to flush myself out.

Now the poor dog still being on her period must have sensed something was wrong. Jumped up on the bed with me. Felt for her so let her snuggle in. No harm in it I thought. WELL BAD IDEA
Woke up and I'd knocked 2 glasses of water off the bedside table all over my weed lol. Then I see she has escaped her Nappy.
Now for the clincher. There is Blood ALL OVER one side of my bed

Was so fucked with stomach pain couldn't even move to change the sheets. So i wound up sleeping on top of the blanket.

Here is the culprit

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And here's a picture of the damage

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Nice and dry now. Crusty. If anyone wants a sample feel free to PM me and I'll send the sheets for an epic sale price of 9.99, grab yourselves a bargain while deals last folks!!!

Soak sheets in cold water and soap asap, or use hydrogen peroxide. Both methods will get the blood out.

 

[CFC]

has anyone noticed an influx of cheap as fuck (£5 for 20 Lamberts and other brands) for sale under the counter in certain dodgy corner shops these days. There's also Turner 30g for 10 or some horrible unsmokeable form of Amber Leaf going about for £5 an oz. Turner is pretty roough, but it's like smoking an angel's whisper compared to the Amber Queef.
So what gives? All is professional looking in the packaging dept, but the cigs/baccy are clearly different. Except the Turner, that's the same as it's always been.
The snidey L and B in particular are actually really decent, and at nearly a quarter f te price, I'm just hoping I'm not smoking rat hairs, coconut husks and old car tyres (all known carcinogens).
If I had the choice between legit Mayfair or Johnny P's, I'd smoke these Lambert's. SO FUCKING TELL ME ALREADY.
Think I'll enjoy one now...

We used to steal L&B from the local garage to smoke when I was <10 I remember them being a bit rough, but that could just have been my age lol

 

[axe battler]

We used to steal L&B from the local garage to smoke when I was <10 I remember them being a bit rough, but that could just have been my age lol

they're not top shelf, premium tabs, but they're my favourite mid-ranger and have been since i used to buy them 50p each at school and hide them in my tv at home like i was in jail.
these look different though, could be really old or foreign with same baccy but they have the extra layer of paper that says Lamber & Butler where the ink was always printed on the main paper wrap bit.

 

[ageingpartyfiend]

Have you ever watched the film Threads? You might enjoy it.

Retrospective reviews have been very positive. On Metacritic, the film has a score of 92 based on 5 reviews, indicating "universal acclaim",[33] whilst it has a Rotten Tomatoes score of 100% based on 10 reviews (with an average score of 8.90/10). The critical consensus reads: "An urgent warning against nuclear conflict, Threads is a chilling hypothetical that achieves visceral horror with its matter-of-fact presentation of an apocalypse".

ahhh Threads - traumatised a generation that did!

 

[Arnold]

 

[elgoucho9]

Well bad weekend here. Great time on Saturday at a new girls I been seeing. Did half a g peruvian coke with her and had some naughty times.

Sunday went to mates. And 2 lads came in who I don't get on with. Was attacked with a vodka bottle in the face. Kicked. Stamped on. Then they tried to hold me hostage made my mum send them £100, then that wasn't enough so another £200 for me to "leave in one piece"
Currently have 2 black eyes and a giant cut on my forehead.

The stupid cunt who did it posted it all on snapchat. So the police turned up at my mums asking questions. The guys house it was has had police there too. Guy who did the majority of it all is just out of jail for a 4 year stint. I didn't give police info but they have it all on video anyway, so I dare say he will be arrested and remanded for breaching his parole.

Currently high on 100mg codeine smoking some weed to deal with the pain. I'm not bothered shit happens. The doctor said I must have a thick skull by the fact I had no brain damage or concussion. Given i took over 15 head shots.

 

[BadBoy377]

Shit, man. That's the last thing you need. That's fucking messed up, hope you're ok.

Take care of yourself, mate.

 

[axe battler]

Well bad weekend here. Great time on Saturday at a new girls I been seeing. Did half a g peruvian coke with her and had some naughty times.

Sunday went to mates. And 2 lads came in who I don't get on with. Was attacked with a vodka bottle in the face. Kicked. Stamped on. Then they tried to hold me hostage made my mum send them £100, then that wasn't enough so another £200 for me to "leave in one piece"
Currently have 2 black eyes and a giant cut on my forehead.

The stupid cunt who did it posted it all on snapchat. So the police turned up at my mums asking questions. The guys house it was has had police there too. Guy who did the majority of it all is just out of jail for a 4 year stint. I didn't give police info but they have it all on video anyway, so I dare say he will be arrested and remanded for breaching his parole.

Currently high on 100mg codeine smoking some weed to deal with the pain. I'm not bothered shit happens. The doctor said I must have a thick skull by the fact I had no brain damage or concussion. Given i took over 15 head shots.

Shit man that is ffffd in the A.
At least chicks dig scars...

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

Had some odd man shouting at me saying I am smelly and homosexual this morning
I'm still trying to work out if that's how working class gay men who are in denial flirt with eachother OR he really hates me for some reason

On a less accusation level got the Aspire Gotek Pro with some Dooze Ice cream Cake juice to go with it
Sat with a strong cuppa Tetley Tea, some good gear and waiting for Million dollar listing on ITVBe.

I've become a huge fan of a old TV show called The Joy of Painting, I think it's from the USA in the middle 1970's but it's a really good show

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

Some guy called Bob Ross.

The Joy of Painting - Wikipedia

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[Zopiclone bandit]

Had some odd man shouting at me saying I am smelly and homosexual this morning

You could have simply come over and said Hello like a normal person @ageingpartyfiend

 

[ageingpartyfiend]

You could have simply come over and said Hello like a normal person @ageingpartyfiend

I don't do 'normal' mate

 

[elgoucho9]

Shit, man. That's the last thing you need. That's fucking messed up, hope you're ok.

Take care of yourself, mate.

Thanks mate. I got away safely but cos the rejects posted them torturing me on snapchat police have been round asking for statements. Sounds like they are prosecuting anyway.

Shit man that is ffffd in the A.
At least chicks dig scars...

Yeah to be fair the chick who helped me escape has been in constant contact. Loyal. Kinda hoping might get somewhere there.

Currently high on 240mg codeine and smoking some of my suppliers cheapest weed, still real nice stuff.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

I don't do 'normal' mate

Same here tbh.

I honestly think if we ever came across each other we would get on very well if I'm honest. You are one of a small few on BL I'd like to meet if I'm honest.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

I don't do 'normal' mate

I do smell a bit today if I'm honest with you, the accusation about my love of the penis is slanderous though and I'll be seeking Legal advice from my Legal advisor about this matter Sir!!!!!

 

[BadBoy377]

Thanks mate. I got away safely but cos the rejects posted them torturing me on snapchat police have been round asking for statements. Sounds like they are prosecuting anyway.

Aye, fucking good. Cunts deserve to go back jail. The level of idiocy is on par with the lad from Granton who was shouting about his enemies on FB at Hogmanay and where he was and to come and shoot him if they want... and they came and shot him.

I find the fact that they involved your Mum particularly disgusting. They'll get what the deserve in due course. Just don't let their fucked up behaviour set you back.

 

[elgoucho9]

Aye, fucking good. Cunts deserve to go back jail. The level of idiocy is on par with the lad from Granton who was shouting about his enemies on FB at Hogmanay and where he was and to come and shoot him if they want... and they came and shot him.

I find the fact that they involved your Mum particularly disgusting. They'll get what the deserve in due course. Just don't let their fucked up behaviour set you back.

Yeah mate. Go read my post in The Lounge Abyss and you will see all the pictures everything all the details. They tried to hold me hostage.

In the end i did go back to the kids house it happened in and get my bag and phone back. Then front kicked him in the teeth. When he had the cheek to ask "but we're still sound right", having stoodby and nearly get me get murdered over 15 shots to the head and a vodka bottle in the face.

lets just say from my end i havent even started returning the favour yet...

 

[BadBoy377]

I had a look. That's a fucking disgrace. I'm sorry that happened to you.

These cunts will get what they deserve without you talking to the police. Nobody would blame you for going after them. But try not to let this set you back. You have so many months of progress behind you. Keep that and also your family in mind when making your decisions in the next wee while.

Much love,

BB

 

[ageingpartyfiend]

Yeah mate. Go read my post in The Lounge Abyss and you will see all the pictures everything all the details. They tried to hold me hostage.

In the end i did go back to the kids house it happened in and get my bag and phone back. Then front kicked him in the teeth. When he had the cheek to ask "but we're still sound right", having stoodby and nearly get me get murdered over 15 shots to the head and a vodka bottle in the face.

lets just say from my end i havent even started returning the favour yet...

How do your old's feel about getting involved in jailing these cunts?

I'd imagine the police want to speak to them as they were directly involved and witnesses

 

[elgoucho9]

Fuck knows mate everyone is pressuring me i just want left alone i'm still traumatised from thinking i was about to be murdered.

One of my mates has already gone and hurt someone else who was there for letting it happen. Its like one of those ones now its all happened its like a never ending headache.