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Gibberings episode 0x000000c7(?) -- Party like it's 199!

Royal Mail really are a bunch of hypocrites. They seem to believe it's acceptable for them to act like banks by not working on bank holidays, but every time I go down to the sorting office and ask them for a loan, they tell me to fuck right off!!
 
Good Afternoon everyone, It's very quiet in here so I hope your all making the most of the bank holiday :)


And a Good Morning for Tuesday :) - I bet the postman is popular today.
 
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It comes and goes Claudia. So much more fun when the place is full but guess people aren't in a posting mood these days.

The lack of banter has been noticeable sadly.
 
Im in a good mood for once. After taking a year to properly assess my case, the DWP have raised my rate of ESA, backdating the new rate to when I first made the claim after starting methadone maintenance 14 months ago. This morning, upon receiving the letter informing me of the changes to my claim, I checked my bank account where, without warning, they have deposited backpay totaling £1842.67. I remembered my white rabbits yesterday morning, and they seem to have had a quick effect.

So, a little blowout was in order this morning and despite not going too mad, I have enough blu - rays to keep me going until halloween, and a considerably large amount of weed and heroin which shouldn't see me having to see a street dealer for 2 weeks.

In all seriousness though it looks like a PS4 is now on the cards, despite my rant about my bost xbox and uncompleted games. Money is not the root of happiness, although some of the stuff you can buy with it is =D
 
jude101 said:
Message from a Chinese associate. Tickled me.
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Brilliant! =D I used to conduct QC tests on Chinese data products (I reviewed the first Bluetooth headsets in the UK) so had many hilarious emails from my Chinese contemporaries. It's funny how they tend to adopt Western Christian names such as 'Charles' or 'Robert', followed by 'Wing Chang Wong' or summat. The email Xmas cards I used to get every year were fantastic and totally over the top. I wish I'd saved some so I could give examples, but I'm sure you know what I mean. The funniest of all though were the instructions in 'Chinglish'. Pure comedy gold.
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Brilliant! =D I used to conduct QC tests on Chinese data products (I reviewed the first Bluetooth headsets in the UK) so had many hilarious emails from my Chinese contemporaries. It's funny how they tend to adopt Western Christian names such as 'Charles' or 'Robert', followed by 'Wing Chang Wong' or summat. The email Xmas cards I used to get every year were fantastic and totally over the top. I wish I'd saved some so I could give examples, but I'm sure you know what I mean. The funniest of all though were the instructions in 'Chinglish'. Pure comedy gold.
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Funny, agreed, but I do hope you gave those guys some credit.
There's not much that sucks more than really trying to express yourself in a language that is not your own, only to be laughed in your face by a native speaker.
 
I saw a video of a Scottish guy explaining the British use of the word 'cheeky'. It took him a couple of explanations.

I've gotten unexpected, very early alerts with the cheeky 1 1/2p I swallowed. Within 15 minutes I've started to get alerts and it normally takes about 40m-1hr. T'must be my empty stomach %)

This will make preparing dinner interesting or much less industrious.
 
It turns out they have made dinner not happen. Well it's happened but not reached it's potential, ie. digestion.

From their mother, some said the toilet bowl is the best they could hope for.

God I haven't listened to the Beatles since the BBC forced me to recently and it really takes me back.
 
Sleep has never seemed so luscious! I fully intend on curling up into a hedgehog type ball and sleeping through the morning! Got a great album on and I feel like I'm going to nod off as soon as my head hits the pillow! AWESOME!

I can only blame exhaustion for me need to tell people this but there ya go!
 
Hmmm.

A guy I was matey with got killed off his motorbike this morning. No helmet, got his bars clipped by a car that didn't stop.Nasty gore pics in the local press. Wife and young kid left behind.

Going to have a drink for him tonight. . .
 
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