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Gibberings : CXXXV: There ain't no party like a PV party

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Totally chuffed, been in London for a few days and I have one job offer, and an interview for 'that large online retailer'. Things are finally coming together!
 
Exciting Welsh Wales Weather Report Update!

It's quite warm (but nowhere near as hot as yesterday was) and sun comes out from the clouds now and then.

Wasn't that worth the wait? =D

Also, the nice weather seems to have brought all the religious nutters out the woodwork. Place was absolutely heaving with Jehovah's Witnesses yesterday and today it's the Mormons turn. Saw the two that came to my door last time when I was walking back from the shop. Nice fellas. Very smiley. Good teeth.

EDIT: Congrats, Urb =D
 
Hahahahahahhahaha! I'm actually gonna suggest that if they come a-knocking today. It'll be the third time this particular Mormonic duo have been if they do so I feel we have reached the stage of our relationship when I can suggest summat a bit kinky like that :D

Who would win? Hmm... tricky. The Mormons are definitely fitter and healthier (natch) but the JWs would definitely fight dirty. As long as the Mormons managed to open a vein on the Witnesses they're gonna win by default really.
 
Shambles said:
Who would win? Hmm... tricky. The Mormons are definitely fitter and healthier (natch) but the JWs would definitely fight dirty. As long as the Mormons managed to open a vein on the Witnesses they're gonna win by default really.
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I'd be interested to see if more than 144,000 Jehovas Witnesses would be willing to engage in a fight to the death for their beliefs...

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Apologies to any JWs reading this who aren't already more than a little miffed.
 
^ Hahahahahahahhahaaa! =D

Ben So Furry said:
Shambles I think it will all boil down to what they carry in those briefcases.
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No briefcases involved here. Lotsa leaflets and magazines though. And bibles, obviously. The Mormons have extra books in their Bibles so could probably do better in terms of outright Bible-bashing power. JWs have the edge when it comes to numbers cos they roam in packs whereas the Mormons work in pairs. The JWs, however, are a family affair alway - and I do mean always - consisting of grandparents and grandkids. I can only presume they eat the middle generations or use 'em for spares.
 
All Mormons that have ever come to my door have been suited and carrying briefcases. I always thought if I ever took them out I would turn round and two more would have replaced them. Then two more etc. etc. The JWs family thing I think gives them an advantage as they could pass the fued down through generations. They would never collectively forget whereas if two Mormons broke off from the collective and got taken out by a gang of rampant JWs the Mormon HQ's might never hear about it and it would go without retaliation.
 
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