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[adam west]

holy fuck

 

[gayorstraight]

So boys, if you could, would you?

 

[adam west]

surely everones tried at least once?

 

[Shambles]

So boys, if you could, would you?

Obviously :D

Although I had a mate at college who could and he said he only ever tried it a coupla times for novelty value. Said it was strangely unsatisfying.

 

[Ceres]

looks like a recipe for agonising back pain. Also the tongue is upside down.

 

[Shambles]

Would make for an interesting doctor's appointment to explain how you put your back out.

 

[gayorstraight]

Also the tongue is upside down.

So all your blow jobs have been from one angle?

 

[gayorstraight]

Would make for an interesting doctor's appointment to explain how you put your back out.

but if you had a man Dr, I'm sure he'd understand! :D

 

[Ceres]

So all your blow jobs have been from one angle?

do you think the protractor in my wallet is for trigonometry?

 

[gayorstraight]

do you think the protractor in my wallet is for trigonometry?

Ok, bad choice of words, from one position?

 

[Shambles]

"Angle" is not at all a bad choice of words. It happens to be me 'n' Occasional Mrs Shambles "pet word" for "positions" as the latter sounds so very clinical and ugly somehow.

And ya, I can quite imagine my male doctor giving me the "nudge, nudge, wink, wink" treatment if I did me back in trying to suck meself off :D

In related news, if y'all think self-sucking is impressive have you never seen/heard of autoanal sex? Yes really. There are forums dedicated to the art of fucking yourself in the arse.

You have been warned...

NSFW:

 

[adam west]

oh cmon theres no need, but second pic looks female. i saw a vid of a girl eating herself must have been some contortionist, ill see if i can fidn the link

http://www.drtuber.com/video/82021/girl-eats-herself-out
this wasnt the one but you get the idea

 

[gayorstraight]

Nice. If you can, why not.

'positions' sounds a bit 'sex text book' I agree

 

[gayorstraight]

oh cmon theres no need, but second pic looks female. i saw a vid of a girl eating herself must have been some contortionist, ill see if i can fidn the link

http://www.drtuber.com/video/82021/girl-eats-herself-out
this wasnt the one but you get the idea

Thanks. I'm horny now

 

[adam west]

asl

 

[Shambles]

oh cmon theres no need, but second pic looks female.

Female generally suggests lack of attached cock 'n' balls. If it's a tranny then s/he still has the tackle so is still essentially a bloke fucking himself in the arse. As a penis-owner I have to admit that any new place to place one's todger is of at least hypothetical interest :D

Have seen that contortionist clip before and does seem to be legit. Is apparently much harder than sucking your own cock and can quite believe it. That's some serious flexibility to even get a whiff let alone within striking range

Nice. If you can, why not.

Agreed. Although I can imagine there must be potential problems in bending it like that. Doable when rubbery but not sure quite what would happen if you became fully erect with it up there. Twangback at the very least. Better than a penile fracture

 

[gayorstraight]

asl

Wouldn't you like to know

 

[badandwicked]

kind of on topic, a-z of the kama sutra

http://www.thekamasutra.co/a-z

 

[gayorstraight]

kind of on topic, a-z of the kama sutra

http://www.thekamasutra.co/a-z

Right hand side, second from the bottom. Yum.

 

[Shambles]

^ You mean "T"? I'd have to agree from a male perspective that that's always a winner :D

Any of y'all actually read the Kama Sutra? Is really quite fascinating. The positions part is only a small section really. Some absolutely fascinating lil insights into the ancient Indian mindset in there.