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[WithMyLife]

Ello BL. I've just been out doing lawn maintenance. Mowed it, forked it, reseeded it, watered it. Think this'll get boring after a couple of years but right now I'm still high from the awesomeness of owning a lawn. Also high from GBL, woo GBL.

I've never drunkenly sucked off a cabbie. I guess I have more money than sense. Or more money than oral willingness, not sure.

 

[Shambles]

and as for that ranting taxi driver, try working with people like that

I have

Is horrible. You can't get away from the pricks and you kinda have to not say anything cos it'll only start some pointless argument that'll cause trouble for weeks/months/years cos ranters of that ilk seem to hold grudges against anybody who doesn't agree with them. Essentially, such people are just the Daily Mail in fleshyform.

I think I'm naive to say that I can't see that happening very often..

There is a difference between you and people you know not being "that kind of girl" and those who definitely are "that kind of girl". I've known quite a few of the latter over the years. There are plenty to go round I can assure you.

 

[gayorstraight]

I have

Is horrible. You can't get away from the pricks and you kinda have to not say anything cos it'll only start some pointless argument that'll cause trouble for weeks/months/years cos ranters of that ilk seem to hold grudges against anybody who doesn't agree with them. Essentially, such people are just the Daily Mail in fleshyform.



There is a difference between you and people you know not being "that kind of girl" and those who definitely are "that kind of girl". I've known quite a few of the latter over the years. There are plenty to go round I can assure you.

Ewwww. And I love giving head more than anything but not to a random cabbie. Unless they are proper fit and I was single.

 

[Shambles]

I love giving head more than anything

Prepare to be mobbed in similar stylee to Fairnymph after she said she'd rather swallow random loads than let anybody piss in her shower :D

There is a certain "type" of girl that does seem to prefer sexual favours to cashmoney in return for goods and services whenever possible (generally combined with drunkenness). Kinda like a prostitute only never moving from amateur to professional status.

 

[gayorstraight]

Prepare to be mobbed in similar stylee to Fairnymph after she said she'd rather swallow random loads than let anybody piss in her shower :D

There is a certain "type" of girl that does seem to prefer sexual favours to cashmoney in return for goods and services whenever possible (generally combined with drunkenness). Kinda like a prostitute only never moving from amateur to professional status.

Fair enough. Just a bit, cheap n nasty. I work hard for my money so I don't HAVE to suck off anyone I don't want to

 

[Shambles]

I don't think the gals I'm thinking of exactly need to save the cost of a taxi fare. Maybe sometimes cos they spent the last of their money on a kebab. Is a weird phenomenon but one I have certainly noted over the years. Seems to be seen as getting one over on the owner of the sucked/fucked todger as the sucker/fucker got whatever it was "free". I doubt the suckee/fuckee sees it that same but as long as all concerned are happy with the arrangement good luck to 'em. Very much a minority of women but not an insignificant one. I've tended to move in pretty sleazy circles at times though.

 

[gayorstraight]

I don't think the gals I'm thinking of exactly need to save the cost of a taxi fare. Maybe sometimes cos they spent the last of their money on a kebab. Is a weird phenomenon but one I have certainly noted over the years. Seems to be seen as getting one over on the owner of the sucked/fucked todger as the sucker/fucker got whatever it was "free". I doubt the suckee/fuckee sees it that same but as long as all concerned are happy with the arrangement good luck to 'em. Very much a minority of women but not an insignificant one. I've tended to move in pretty sleazy circles at times though.

Yeah I'm not judging. Just not for me.

 

[Ceres]

Ello BL. I've just been out doing lawn maintenance. Mowed it, forked it, reseeded it, watered it. Think this'll get boring after a couple of years but right now I'm still high from the awesomeness of owning a lawn. Also high from GBL, woo GBL.

sounds like a pleasant morning, being drriving mental here by 3 days of broken internet and a 5 y/o watching kids tv full volume ARGH

 

[Mental Kenny]

Heard that tons of times in uni, I reckon it's much more common than we think.

A friend of mine's mom is like this, exactly like Cartman's mother in South Park, the bad thing though is that my friend got years of abuse in school because of it and grew up a bit fucked up because of it, he was even put under care for suicide risk for a while. He really got a ton of shit.

His mom used to leave him waiting in the car at the gas station while she fucked the gas station attendant inside their shop, she was known to have fucked teachers to get him pass grades in school, literally everything they had was due to his mom fucking somebody for it, she was divorced.

One year she made a naked calendar, one of my friends stole a copy from the guy's house, he obviously did not want anybody to see it, they put it up in the classroom one morning, he saw it when he came in, started crying and went hiding in the toilets. There was his mom's phone number on the calendar so we called her up and she asked us what we thought of the calendar, whether we liked it or not. His dad threatened her with a rifle once before they divorced and shot dead their dog. The guy had tales of his dad just pointing the rifle to the dog's head and pulling the trigger. That family was so messed up

 

[Ceres]

some women are whores end of story.

 

[ColtDan]

fuck thats harsh

 

[Ceres]

ok then some PEOPLE are whores, end of story, male or female.

 

[Shambles]

Agreed. Is definitely not gender-specific.

Don't think it's necessarily a Bad Thing either. As long as all concerned are okay with it and at least trying to avoid spreading nasty infections then have at it I say. If that's what you want to have at anyway.

Kenny: That does indeed sound like a pretty fukked up family. Also a situation where all concerned are not okay with such behaviour. May not be any of the son's bizniz what his mother likes to do but it does affect him clearly so that should be taken into account. Is a shame that society has such a problem with promiscuity though. It's none of their bizniz either.

(for the record, i'm not the promiscuous type (mostly) but do think attitudes towards sluttery are ridiculous)

 

[Cornishman]

Does anyone know if the EADD image thread has been banished?

EDIT: Apparently not.

 

[brimz]

I don't think the gals I'm thinking of exactly need to save the cost of a taxi fare. Maybe sometimes cos they spent the last of their money on a kebab. Is a weird phenomenon but one I have certainly noted over the years. Seems to be seen as getting one over on the owner of the sucked/fucked todger as the sucker/fucker got whatever it was "free". I doubt the suckee/fuckee sees it that same but as long as all concerned are happy with the arrangement good luck to 'em. Very much a minority of women but not an insignificant one. I've tended to move in pretty sleazy circles at times though.

& there was me worrying about having to suck of a Quack for a Methadone & Valium script

 

[Ceres]

(for the record, i'm not the promiscuous type (mostly) but do think attitudes towards sluttery are ridiculous)

sluttery is one thing, but sucking cocks to make your way through life is another, slightly less admirable thing IMO.

 

[Shambles]

& there was me worrying about having to suck of a Quack for a Methadone & Valium script

You could've at least held out for a bag of chips and a lift home :D

sluttery is one thing, but sucking cocks to make your way through life is another, slightly less admirable thing IMO.

I think I agree actually. Can't quite put my finger on why though. Possibly as plain and simple as the fact that I could be a slut if I wanted to but I couldn't get free goods and services in return for sexual favours if I wanted to. As a general rule anyway, I'm sure there would be a few exceptions. Vastly outweighed by the beatings sent my way if I tried to find out no doubt. It's not something I'd want to do anyway but am vaguely annoyed that more or less anybody who owns a vagina could if they wanted to.

 

[ColtDan]

Cornishman sucks cocks for crack

 

[Cornishman]

^^ If only obtaining crack was so easy.

Come to think of it, no one seems to sell crack 'round these parts. Let alone offers it for sexual favours.

 

[Shambles]

There is an obvious solution here, Cornish. Anybody can suck cock for rock in two easy steps. Neither of which is necessarily that easy. But doable.

Step 1: Acquire some rock.

Step 2: Practice...

NSFW:

Suckin cock for rock - done.