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Gibberings CXVIII: We used to score using phone boxes

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A friend of mine was living with a fairly highly sexed homosexual gentleman and actually caught him sucking off the postman through the letterbox so I expect it was probably something like that. He also once brought home a hot dog seller from Leicester Square which made the flat stink of onions for days.

And it's true, I'm an ugly gorilla, which is why I've seen so many auburn openings.
 
jancrow said:
A friend of mine was living with a fairly highly sexed homosexual gentleman and actually caught him sucking off the postman through the letterbox so I expect it was probably something like that.
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Brings a whole new meaning to "Special Delivery".
 
Eww spunky munkey :|


you leave jancrow alone he did not do spade, its a lie I tell thee put about by shm :p
 
Hey MailMonkey, I made a phone order for something on Saturday afternoon and it still hasn't come in the mail yet. What the fuck are your lot playing at? Buncha fucking slackers.....can't get the staff these days...:p
 
But I ordered it on Saturday afternoon! Days ago! Why didn't they just drop everything and deliver it to me? It's only a few hundred miles.

See if I ever suck a mailman off through the letterbox after the way I've been treated.
 
Saturday afternoon. When would the company/person have despatched it?

Give your postman a Christmas tip next year, then you'll get a gold standard service like Sam now enjoys. :D
 
Infinite Jest said:
But I ordered it on Saturday afternoon! Days ago! Why didn't they just drop everything and deliver it to me? It's only a few hundred miles.

See if I ever suck a mailman off through the letterbox after the way I've been treated.
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There's your problem right there. If you'd given the posty a preemptive sookie he'd have delivered your drugs on time.
 
I'm just talking shit. I'm sure they'd only have sent it today. Tomorrow or Weds would be fine.

Got nothing but respect for the men and women of the postal service. My mother used to do it for a bit. One of her assistants gave me his old guitar (admittedly, it had a hole in it). Another one went on to be the guitarist in the best metal band in the country. Blah blah (thank Stasis this is the Gibberings thread).

[edit] not actually drugs, ptch. Weird for this place, I know... ;)
 
Infinite Jest said:
Got nothing but respect for the men and women of the postal service. .......Blah blah (thank Stasis this is the Gibberings thread).
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too late to rescind the "fooking slackers" statement, or whatver it was..

and blah blah blah, doesn't matter what thread, it's EADD, every thread has to go off topic before page 2, you know that.
 
This is true. Damn this thread is quiet - have Kate and SHM and jancrow and all gone off to a private party somewhere else?
 
Infinite Jest said:
This is true. Damn this thread is quiet - have Kate and SHM and jancrow and all gone off to a private party somewhere else?
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It's all happening in the stop smoking and what ru munchin' threads IJ. Get over there and tell us what you smoked for tea tonight!



I'm elderly, today's taken its toll, time for bed. Nighty night x
 
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