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Gibberings CXVIII: We used to score using phone boxes

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Spade, yesterday...

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I think I've seen less pussies than the average bear due to having had several multi-year relationships by a relatively young age, but I've seen two and a half (one was only ginger in the right light and then only arguably so).
 
Depends on how ginger you count as ginger really. Have definitely encountered at least a couple of "strawberry blonde" muffins. Possibly one true ginger... was a flame-haired Scottish lass. Celtiic warrior queen stylee rather than mere ginger cunt though, I'd say.
 
Mailmonkey said:
Only in EADD would I be met with disbelief for liking Elton. Like pontifex said, its more than the music, his look, his love of hedonism, and so many of his upbeat tunes are fucking excellent.
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His music is fucking terrible. I do like his attitude, mainly because when he was thinking up a stage name, he chose the middle name Hercules, after the horse on Steptoe and Son, because he thinks he is hung like a horse.
 
jancrow said:
I think I've seen less pussies than the average bear due to having had several multi-year relationships by a relatively young age, but I've seen two and a half (one was only ginger in the right light and then only arguably so).
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two and a half gingas from a low total count is an impressive ratio.
 
Shambles said:
Jeeberz that's a fuckload of Red Bull 8(

If I drink more than about three cans it has me puking me guts out. Am amazed you got as far as sixteen 8o

And whilst we're talking HR, I'd bet not only one of Spade's balls but all three of 'em and his left nipple that you'd be safer caning ten pills a night for a month than drinking sixteen cans of Red Bull in one weekend. You never seen those pix of what a rat's brain looks like when it's had just one can of Red Bull injected into it? Carbonated grey matter ftl :(

PS: Yes, I know it was revealed several years later that although the study claimed to have used Red Bull it turned out they'd actually used a mixture of meths and sulphuric acid but they did it with only the very best of intentions. They were clearly just thinking of the children (my god please won't somebody think of the children) and it was in no way fraudulently deceptive anti-Red Bull propaganda devoid of any scientific validity.
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I think it's the massive "overdose" on B Vitamins that is probably one of the most harmful things I did. My guts are fucking killing me today, proper pains like you get when somebody kicks you in the bollocks really hard and the pain travels to your bladder. Will be abstaining from energy drinks for a while needless to say, but it got the job done. I normally drink 2-3 day, serious caffience and nicotine addiction....

kate said:
We like you <3 I bet you're cute too.

What's your subject, doc and inside leg measurement?
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I used to be, now I'm greying and old.

Not really got a DoC. I've taken MDMA more times than I care to remember but I don't 'prefer' it over ketamine, mushrooms or acid. :) Never touch opiates though, strictly stims and psychedelics. The inside leg measurement info was submitted as a part of my mod application, admin should have it somewhere.
 
StrutterGear said:
I used to be, now I'm greying and old.

Not really got a DoC. I've taken MDMA more times than I care to remember but I don't 'prefer' it over ketamine, mushrooms or acid. :) Never touch opiates though, strictly stims and psychedelics. The inside leg measurement info was submitted as a part of my mod application, admin should have it somewhere.
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You mean your not 19 :(

:sus: *jancrow totty twoo* :sus:
 
lol shm jealous, even idols have feet of clay =D kate has more than enough love for both of you I'm sure of that. Shes an earth mother. Anyway, I bet you'd be happy to share if it was that or lose her completely...

these university challenge youngsters are clever scamps.
 
badandwicked said:
lol shm jealous, even idols have feet of clay .
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I like the 'idols' bit but me, jealous? Of the ugly gorilla that's Jancrow? No way.

As for sharing her (wot the cat dragged in, she likes cats, she'll forgive me) well, yes, but not with the ugly gorilla. He hangs around MM's box (see thread for proof) and postmans dick could spread like wildfire through EADD.
 
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