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Good morning John McAfee though! Quite surprised he managed to get back to the US to be honest. Fair play to the guy!
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The fire alarm has been going off since 11pm it won't stop I am losing my fucking mind.
However I've got enough weed for a couple joints, some 30/500 co-codamol that appeared on my bedroom floor at some point during the night, and me essay is just handed in, so life is pretty good aside from the FUCKING CONSTANT FUCKING BEEPING
However I've got enough weed for a couple joints, some 30/500 co-codamol that appeared on my bedroom floor at some point during the night, and me essay is just handed in, so life is pretty good aside from the FUCKING CONSTANT FUCKING BEEPING
pinkpapaver
Bluelighter
i see they've been fighting in the ukranian parliament. i'd love to see ed balls just go and land punches on the trio of twits (cameron, gideon and clegg)
Ooh that'd be worth watching!
PMQs was on yesterday when my mate was round, some old MP or other made quite a cutting comment and me mate cracks up and goes 'fucking hell I can't believe they're like that in the House of Commons!'
Clearly never seen it before haha
PMQs was on yesterday when my mate was round, some old MP or other made quite a cutting comment and me mate cracks up and goes 'fucking hell I can't believe they're like that in the House of Commons!'
Clearly never seen it before haha
pinkpapaver
Bluelighter
i'm all for peace and love and all that but i really think them boys need to feel a bit of physical pain
pinkpapaver
Bluelighter
did you get that gender essay done?
Mattnotrik, sorry about this, but I had to NSFW your pic.
Size apart, it's actually making me (and I imagine several others, lurkers or otherwise) feel physically sick every time I look at it. I'm sure as an adult you won't mind this, and those curious enough will click to admire your artistry.
And before somebody projects their personal dislike of 'bunny-loving, tree-hugging veggies' (or whatever other stereotype they may have in mind) it's not because it 'offends' me; at least not in the sense that anybody who would object to the NSFW tags might assume.
It's because bacon fucking reeks of piss (or at least features some of the components of the 'bouquet' of urine). Seriously.
Those conditioned to eat bacon / pork in general might shake their heads in disbelief, but I defy any of them to try cutting it out of their life for a few weeks / months and then smell it again.
I've put at least two dedicated bacon-lovers off the stuff for life. Not deliberately, but just by alerting them to this fact.
Cue flurry of dodgy PMs from the EADD male contingent...
Size apart, it's actually making me (and I imagine several others, lurkers or otherwise) feel physically sick every time I look at it. I'm sure as an adult you won't mind this, and those curious enough will click to admire your artistry.
And before somebody projects their personal dislike of 'bunny-loving, tree-hugging veggies' (or whatever other stereotype they may have in mind) it's not because it 'offends' me; at least not in the sense that anybody who would object to the NSFW tags might assume.
It's because bacon fucking reeks of piss (or at least features some of the components of the 'bouquet' of urine). Seriously.
Those conditioned to eat bacon / pork in general might shake their heads in disbelief, but I defy any of them to try cutting it out of their life for a few weeks / months and then smell it again.
I've put at least two dedicated bacon-lovers off the stuff for life. Not deliberately, but just by alerting them to this fact.
pinkpapaver said:
Cue flurry of dodgy PMs from the EADD male contingent...
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pinkpapaver
Bluelighter
ha ha, what if they had been in the house at 12.12? leaving at 12.14? they will think you're a red carding cunt
Yeppy do
Finished it yesterday, spent most the day obsessively re-reading it, got it handed in earlier. Had a wee giggle at the black santa hat with 'bah humbug' on that the terrifying secretary had in her office. She might be scary but she does have a good sense of humour at least.
pinkpapaver
Bluelighter
that cat looks pinned
Dread calm
Bluelighter
Fucking hell, has anyone every secured a proper benzo taper with inclusion/addaction?? Seems to be more agro than its fucking worth!!!!
The new nurse at Inclusion yesterday phoned my mate up to tell him she had spoken to the Doctor and reduced his methadone by 10ml even though just the day before my mate told her he didn't want it reducing.
Fuck was he angry and I don't blame him. So now he has to try and get time off work and try to see the doctor to get his script put back to 40ml a day and not 30ml.
What a cheeky bitch that nurse is, she has only just started working at Inclusion and I can see her making a lot of enemies if she continues to treat folk like that.
Fuck was he angry and I don't blame him. So now he has to try and get time off work and try to see the doctor to get his script put back to 40ml a day and not 30ml.
What a cheeky bitch that nurse is, she has only just started working at Inclusion and I can see her making a lot of enemies if she continues to treat folk like that.
badandwicked
Bluelighter
lol I'd have done the same :D
Sam NSFWing a fookin sandwich :D but next time I buy bacon sam, if I agree it smells of piss, heads will roll.
stupid bitch, did she expect him to just go oh ok then?
The doctors here randomly cut me temazis script by 25% a few months back. Which was quite annoying. Went in to complain but got nowhere with the temaz (some docs have a real bee in their bonnet 'bout jellies ![:\](https://bluelight.org/xf/BL_Images/Orig_Emoji/wrygrin.gif "wry grin :\")
) but did at least get them to not cut me diaz script which they would've done if I hadn't been... persuasive enough (ie resorted to emotinal blackmail essentially). Never had a problem with unplanned script-cutting when I get scripts from addiction places though.
Also, afternoon, all
) but did at least get them to not cut me diaz script which they would've done if I hadn't been... persuasive enough (ie resorted to emotinal blackmail essentially). Never had a problem with unplanned script-cutting when I get scripts from addiction places though.Also, afternoon, all
Afternoon Mr S, how do?
Just had plumber round after the previous plumber left us with a boiler that was so under pressure that the needle was off the gauge, saying 'oh it'll be fine', after he came round to fix the boiler-cleaner filled water he left us with last week. Different guy this time and he's fixed it, and the radiators, and told us to turn it off if it goes that high again. Seriously not happy the landlord sent the same retard three times before we got this guy, gonna get em told that he's useless, not that we didn't complain after the second time he was here.
In happier news, I am awaiting the arrival of a goldfish :D Mate's buying his missus one for Christmas and I'm looking after it til he gives her it. She's gonna call it Spartacus, apparently.
Just had plumber round after the previous plumber left us with a boiler that was so under pressure that the needle was off the gauge, saying 'oh it'll be fine', after he came round to fix the boiler-cleaner filled water he left us with last week. Different guy this time and he's fixed it, and the radiators, and told us to turn it off if it goes that high again. Seriously not happy the landlord sent the same retard three times before we got this guy, gonna get em told that he's useless, not that we didn't complain after the second time he was here.
In happier news, I am awaiting the arrival of a goldfish :D Mate's buying his missus one for Christmas and I'm looking after it til he gives her it. She's gonna call it Spartacus, apparently.
brimz
Bluelighter
Cos they be Controlled Drugs , sign the box bizniz Shambles. It scares some GPs does that.
Reducing methadone without consent , liberty taking of the highest order .
Nice & Boring , well just nice day for me .
Gold Fish hmmn . I won one at the fair as a child do they still give them as prizes these days i wonder ?
Reducing methadone without consent , liberty taking of the highest order .
Nice & Boring , well just nice day for me .
Gold Fish hmmn . I won one at the fair as a child do they still give them as prizes these days i wonder ?
Surely you need a whole tank of goldfish all called Spartacus, Snollz? So they can do Charlton Heston impressions :D
I do okay thankee kindlee. Aside from the nip. Went out in the faaaaarkin' FREEEZING cold, windswept tundra a lil while ago. Just got to the cash machine only to realise I'd left me card at home. Turn about, walk back, turn about, walk forth. Did me shopping, got to the till, realised I'd left me money-off coupon at home so "lost" a fiver I could've saved. Arsery abounds
I'm sure I'll recover once defrosted.
PS: Also managed to bugger up a vendor order for some ubercheap cannabinoids cos the 3-digit number on the back of the card you need to put in to verify payment has rubbed off and buggered if I can remember what it was. Order cancelled so no chance of delivery by weekend. Hope I guessed right the second time cos I'll be immensely pissed off if the bank cancels my card
I do okay thankee kindlee. Aside from the nip. Went out in the faaaaarkin' FREEEZING cold, windswept tundra a lil while ago. Just got to the cash machine only to realise I'd left me card at home. Turn about, walk back, turn about, walk forth. Did me shopping, got to the till, realised I'd left me money-off coupon at home so "lost" a fiver I could've saved. Arsery abounds
I'm sure I'll recover once defrosted.
PS: Also managed to bugger up a vendor order for some ubercheap cannabinoids cos the 3-digit number on the back of the card you need to put in to verify payment has rubbed off and buggered if I can remember what it was. Order cancelled so no chance of delivery by weekend. Hope I guessed right the second time cos I'll be immensely pissed off if the bank cancels my card
Hahaha, shit I didn't think of that :D Turns out he's got her a 'pinky-purple Japanese fighting fish' instead though, can't wait to see it.
Bugger about the money and cannabinoid loss, my card's done the same but I've got it committed to memory, ha. Fortunately not memorised the card number yet though, did that with my old one and realised the memory of it persisted even through the drunkest of hazes and I'd wake up to find I'd ordered all sorts of shit despite my debit card being safely lost.
Bugger about the money and cannabinoid loss, my card's done the same but I've got it committed to memory, ha. Fortunately not memorised the card number yet though, did that with my old one and realised the memory of it persisted even through the drunkest of hazes and I'd wake up to find I'd ordered all sorts of shit despite my debit card being safely lost.
Dread calm
Bluelighter
My inclusion worker is an idiot!! There was nobody there today to write my Diaz script, she knows I've run out and I'm on high doses and have been for a long time. She said 2 things that blew my mind...,
1. Is there anywhere else u can obtain benzos illegitimately?? Yes but if wanted to carry on with that drama I wouldn't be here.
2. If you feel like you're in withdrawals at all over the next 7 days until we can get back on your taper, drive to A&E..... DRIVE MYSELF TO A&E!!!!!!
Where do they get these spastics?????
1. Is there anywhere else u can obtain benzos illegitimately?? Yes but if wanted to carry on with that drama I wouldn't be here.
2. If you feel like you're in withdrawals at all over the next 7 days until we can get back on your taper, drive to A&E..... DRIVE MYSELF TO A&E!!!!!!
Where do they get these spastics?????