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Gibberings CXIV: The nuts are acceptable here all year round

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Mailmonkey said:
It's shit this time of year, but I've been on a decent rural duty most of the last 9 months, know the people well, I'm loking at 300-500 quid tips, and food, drink, chocolates etc, couple of presents for me boy some peope always do thet too...

don't wanna get back out to it today though :( really heavy.

One more cofee, then I'm out there.
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is there any daft legislation syaing you can't accept them...perhaps they should be declared as other income?

remember the labour party had the idea to tax tips? or was it to use them to top up to the minimum wage?
 
brimz said:
Malikmokey makes it sound ok he doesn't moan hardly at all.
He has a village route though , they are better than Urban ones . There are thousands of Royal Mail walks out their . Can you imagine going to some of the nasty inner city estates where they have be known to rob the Postman ?
Someone probably on the same money as MM has to do that .:sus:

So it's a hit & miss like but i enjoyed doing it for a little while (18months)
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and there's not going to be many tips out there either...does seem like a nice enough job. early rises tho, i'm no good at that
 
monstanoodle said:
I know it's a fairly grey area when it comes to white-van-men coming to yer gaff to "offer to get rid of those old fridge-freezers for you", but when they then rifle through the skip that you're using to have a clear out.... Fuck that, that's not on.

PLUS this cunt just took a few things out of one of the fridges and left most of it on our lawn, so we'll still have to pay the council to come and remove it safely, while he's jus going to go down the scrap yard and gain cash from it!

I fucking hate chavy cunts like him :!

I really should have gotten his car reg and reported the cunt :|
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i had the very clothes pegs taken from my washing line...one day tho, someone came andtook a load of wood and chip board that i hadn't got rid of
 
Cornishman said:
A cat just jumped into my window.

It's displaying love and affection.

I'm now observing it rolling about on teh floor. Such a playful little soul.

EDIT: It just decided to steal one of my earplugs.
And now it's vandalising a box.
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That is awesome, you live in the countryside? I hate living on the 18th floor, no neighbourhood cats here:(
 
Excellent,mate just turned up with 'The amazing spiderman' & 'Ted' for us to watch today.
Probably do what I usually do though, have a few vallies and fall asleep half way through the film,either that or an hour later I've totally forgot what happened in the film.
 
Absolutely off it yesterday and feel brilliant today, apart from this fucking cold :X

That and I keep having nightmares about the house falling apart/being haunted.
 
jancrow said:
Yeah what happened there? He kind of crept up and barked something, I wasn't sure if he was for or against but was already scuttling off across that big square wondering if I was about to be sliced in two by unfamiliar public transport. Just past the square I made a dick of myself by checking with a pretty young lady if the road I was on was the way to 'Manchester Picadilly'.... blew my street cool credentials and got a knowing smirk for being visibly slightly intoxicated.
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Fuck knows. He seemed in good spirits though. From the angle he approached he only saw me clearly, so maybe he thought it was some kind of street-junkie clinch and wanted to join. Ot perhaps he saw we we were both laden with bags and mistook us for clueless out-of-town Christmas shoppers. Whatever I said to him (which I think was good-natured anyway, given that we'd just got a bit drink and smoked some pretty nice hash) seemed to convince him that further pursuit of either of us wasn't a worthwhile endeavour.

It's a relief you managed to negotiate the death-trap that is Piccadilly Gardens and make it to the station though, despite the vagueness of my directions (even though they were ultimately kind of accurate, no?).

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Anyway, yes, a great time was had, really excellent. If anyone visits Manchester you couldn't ask for a better guide... he can even work hashish into something smokeable at freezing temperatures which is quite a talent. Well met, first bluelighter. :D
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Glad you had a good time, and on the ubject of working hash, thanks for bringing that along! The way you'd talked it down beforehand it was pleasantly susprising to feel like I was wading through molasses for the remainder of the evening.

As I've alredy said, the pleasure was all mine. Anytime you fancy a more comprehensive tour of Mancunian fauxhemia, then give us a shout. :D
 
Your directions were spot on, actually, I just thought it best to double check I'd picked the right road due to unfamilar city disorientation and stoned/drunk mental monologue going 'you've missed the enormous central station. You've somehow overshot and/or gone in the wrong direction' ... pretty much hit the station as the last stragglers were clambering onto the train, great timing.

It's struck me a couple of times since that heading away from the main road to find somewhere a bit less :sus: and ending up right on top of a mobile fedstation / van / whatever incident they were attending while halfway through making the joint was kind of funny but I think I was just drunk enough to plough on regardless... also had a touch of that utterly inaccurate and deeply dangerous belief that because you're not a citizen of a particular place you are immune to the attentions of those sworn to uphold its laws. Glad it was appreciated anyway and not as poxy as I'd claimed. I'd go on about being immune to that specific bouquet of cannabinoids but i) I think I wore that phrase out and ii) I was actually nicely baked by the time it was home-time.
 
I forgot aout you turning a corner to find yourself skinning up between a uniformed rozzer and a mobile Cop Shop. That was intense, but as you say it didn't seem like we were even seen. Odd.

And yeah, 'bouquet'. Worn out in the park, I think ;)
 
I forgot aout you turning a corner to find yourself skinning up between a uniformed rozzer and a mobile Cop Shop. That was intense, but as you say it didn't seem like we were even seen. Odd.

And yeah, 'bouquet'. Worn out in the park, I think ;)
 
Afternoon, all :)

Proper early night last night. Conked out shortly after nine then woke up at half-five this morning without the horrid brainzappedmushyfriedfuxxorificated head I've had all week. Still a bit fuzzy but worst seems to be over. Wootity-woot-woot.

Hopefully will be a decent night of coincidental celebration tonight too. Ketman said he'd drop me off a coupla grammes this eve and a bit o' hash and was planning on treating meself to a smidge of MDMA as a reward for staying off the trams anyway. Had some other promising, non-druggy, news too so have fingers crossed for a funsome eve. And have surely just hexed it by typing this :|
 
Yeah, they seemed quite into whatever they'd been called out for. Small mercies, or proof that I'm actually a high-ranking mason...
 
jancrow said:
Yeah, they seemed quite into whatever they'd been called out for. Small mercies, or proof that I'm actually a high-ranking mason...
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We may never know...

JAHBULON!

In retrospect, it's a good job you didn't acept any of the various downers I announced were in my possession due to my guilt over the mildly-opiated state I was in from prior to us meeting up.

Almost teenage fun though! :)
 
Afternoon all, sure I posted in here a some unsightly hour last night but has been removed :\

Got an evil cough from last nights misadventure, fucking good fun tho, just don't want to check my bank!
 
My job is v nice, I don't moan much cos its easy, relaxing, enjoyable, keeps me fit, is a nice sociable job too, see some beautiful places too....

I get paid till 3, even in December I can finish by half 12 a couple of days a week, sometimes this month I'll be out till 3 though :(

My tips this year (200-300quid forecast) are not bad, as its an affluentish route, lots of farms, posh houses, posh gentry, hippies living on massive inheritances, but there's plenty of posties in this and other offices make going on for, or over a grand a year, these people have been on the same round for years...I like the food (pheasants, rabbits, eggs) and drink (cider, wines, organic juices) that people give me as well....

As brimz says, the job would be pretty fucking different in a city. And, as brimz says, everything is done on seniority....I've been there 10 years now, and stil don't get the pick of the best duties, but I'm getting there.

And discipline wise its pretty tough, alot of people fall foul of it by cutting corners, taking too many sickies, being late too often, is very easy to get sacked, we get a lot of ex-forces, ex-services who thrive on it, but sadly a lot of younger people, who naturally want to maintain a hectic social life, fall foul of it and don't last long.

Physically it's probably harder than a lot of you think, and there's a lot of pressure to get your round sorted fast, whch seems impossible when you first start and you see the "old-timers" sorting their rounds like mechanical octopi.....

But its a fucking great job, sunny day like today, chatting with a few people out and about, right good crack in the office every morning.

Wouldn't change it for the world, never said that about any job before, and never ever stayed in a job anywhere near this long.

And 6 weeks holiday a year too ;)
 
You still wearing shorts in this cold, Monkey? I dunno why but I can only every make a mental picture of you wearing shorts.
 
yes, I'm still in me shorts now, about to have a shower and change out me costume, and then i'll be putting jeans on.

I always wear shorts for work, whatever the weather. The ladies fucking love it.
 
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