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Gibberings CXIII : A walk in the park

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Bumped the dentist! Yas! My mate just did that, except he went for full-on £4k worth of new teeth. His logic, that he was moving to Canada & you can't get away with slightly dodgy teeth in Canada/America. Also, that he didn't have to pay any of his bill until the work was done. At which point he fucked off to Canada haha.

I've just uploaded a load of the tunes from the weekend - http://www.mixcrate.com/ad357

Ally & Dean's party was the Friday, me & 2 other guys I'd never really met playing random stuff. Techno, house, hip-hop, things like Thriller etc, then one guy (Zonk) playing pure Hard-Tek brutal stuff that I can't stand lol. It's in 3 parts.

The other new one that's called something like Angie & Amy's party is just the first 2 hours of me DJing (started about midnight, as that's when I eventually turned up to the party lol), before I got bored & left it to cunts that had no clue what they were doing, so I cut the rest of the shit out, that one should be 99% just me. Might be a couple sketchy bits as I was just set up on a kitchen table, using a guitar amp as a speaker & surrounded by drunk people touching things. Might also be one bit where I've jumped out for a fag & someone has decided to have a go lol. I jumped back on later & started playing shit like Primal Scream, Wu-Tang etc to please the folk that weren't too daft on 'dance music'. Never bothered uploading that.

Let me get this straight:

A very topical and pertinent bit of social history discussion elicits a 'yawn' from you, yet you expect people to not only read the above but listen to your bedroom pseudo-deejay noodlings? :D

Perspective, man. Perspective. You're losing it quickly.

You need to find a job, pronto like.
 
Let me get this straight:

A very topical and pertinent bit of social history discussion elicits a 'yawn' from you, yet you expect people to not only read the above but listen to your bedroom noodlings? :D

Perspective, man. Perspective. You're losing it quickly.

You need to find a job, pronto like.

I expect nothing.

I expected a tl;dr tbh ;)

Edit - These ones aren't "bedroom noodlings" btw. The 3 part one was in an actual club. The other one was in a party (with other real people there, being drunk & hassling me :))
 
Near impossible at the moment man. I could swagger into a different call centre job with my CV in hand (all looks good on paper) if I wanted to but they'd be trying to pay me £12k a year, which can fuck right off. Not chance I'd answer phones for that kind of money. In fact, you'd need to pay me a great deal more than my previous job before I'd answer phones again.

Gonna try & get some xmas temp shit at Royal Mail I think. Chucking cunts' presents about a sorting office all day haha.
 
Probably best time now to get an x-mas temp job, loads going. Depending on where you are and what you want to do mind, usually end up keeping you on after x-mas if your good. Weve taken on about double our amount of staff already
 
Fuck just woke up from a benzo induced pass out on the sofa whilst in TC. Missed out on my chance to go to an emergency appointment but I can do that tomorrow.

Shopping arrived from Ocado today though, Those drinks that I was drinking
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that my dad loves and I drank all of his I got for a steal, they are normally £2.35 each, but were reduced to £2, then ocado fucked up my delivery and gave me a £25 voucher, so I paid £25 in total for 15 bottles, and some meat and veg for a stew and some other shopping stuff, like milk and eggs and cheese. BARGAIN!!!!!!!!!
 
Do it mate.

It'll be hard work & you will probably get lost a few times but i strongly recommend that Everyone should work 4 Royal Mail at some point. I used to have a right laugh. I had my own walk though same every day .
As temps you will have all the shity tasks to do i expect :)

Get a app. in now i would otherwise you will miss it .
 
Do it mate.

It'll be hard work & you will probably get lost a few times but i strongly recommend that Everyone should work 4 Royal Mail at some point. I used to have a right laugh. I had my own walk though same every day .
As temps you will have all the shity tasks to do i expect :)

Get a app. in now i would otherwise you will miss it .

I'm going to.

Fuck an app though, the jobs being advertised at the moment are pretty terrible hours wise (as in, they're running 24/7 & your hours could be at any point during that). It's all about who you know ;)
 
Yeah it is actually .

Still you want to get in at the start cos then you will suss out what jobs are easier/better 4 o/t.

The hours you just live with mate smoke weed all the time & it won't matter what time it is trust me
 
It's not the end of the world, it's shite in there anyway. Every time I've been in it's you and a load of other blokes on webcam playing shite youtube videos or dodgy music.
 
Was it anything to do with going off topic?



+1 Spade, so you are the secret lurker?
 
Spade, so you are the secret lurker?

I go in as occasionally when Mugz or Mailmonkey post a link but then usually leave after 10 minutes because it's so dull. No secret about it, my username is TheSpade.
 
Yeah it is actually .

Still you want to get in at the start cos then you will suss out what jobs are easier/better 4 o/t.

The hours you just live with mate smoke weed all the time & it won't matter what time it is trust me

The hours do matter a bit though. Coz I don't drive. The ones advertised just now are through some agency so it's like - no work, no work, no work, no work, then suddenly you're phoned to say you're working at 5am the next day in some random place. Which is impossible for me to do.
 
Agency = Cunts ..
Yeah i understand that. I only had to travel about 2 miles @5 :00am i would ride my bike usually but when i did walk other posties would stop and pick me up!

Can't you get on to Royal Mail direct these days.
 
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