BigG
Ex-Bluelighter
8lbs and 3 oz?
She'll have a fanny like a burst welly now.![]()
I had an ex who had had an 11 lb kid and the phrase "throwing a woodbine down the Tyne tunnel" was pretty accurate.... What? Too much info?

8lbs and 3 oz?
She'll have a fanny like a burst welly now.![]()
What, they're calling their daughter George as well? Fuckin inbred reptilian cunts....
Georgina....
I had an ex who had had an 11 lb kid and the phrase "throwing a woodbine down the Tyne tunnel" was pretty accurate.... What? Too much info?![]()
I'd be pissing myself at my stupid older brother wearing his silly crown and all that get up.. The kings speech, I'd be crying at the TV at him.. Honours list, handing out all those nonsense titles to people.. fuck that..
I'd sooner be a spare part in the royal machine and have next to no responsibility and all the benefits..
Obviously that's why she's an 'ex'?![]()
The reasons for he being an 'ex' are many. Having a fanny like a wizards sleave is perhaps one of them though![]()
the royal family should have to spend their days in a cage with buckingham palace turned into a zoo so people can come by and watch them eating caviar and going for a shit.
Bastards!!!!!![]()
"He"
Yeah I know, I know!!!
Surely the 'having a fanny' bit got me off the hook though?
warriorOnTheEdge;13j 020108 said:
The reasons for he being an 'ex' are many.
the royal family's assets should be stripped and used to fix the economy, fuck them living surrounded by gold and ermine while people fall into poverty because of austerity measures. they make me sick and I don't understand why some people salivate over them and their photos in Hello! magazine.