Gibberings CV - The Nazis: A Warning From History

[TheSpade]

yeah i shouldnt be pissed off about it, asked some questions about a senstive subject, dunno why i didnt think of the possible concenquence, and it triggered a big argument between a very good lady friend of mine and her boyfriend (who is a cock) ruined the end of the night, both of them shouting and screaming got outta control cos of the booze amping everything up, drank enough to put me in a gutter but was still coherant, pretty spangled as well, was ready to knock his block off, then he threatend to brick my mates car windows when all he was trying to do was help him, didnt even get riled up or in a rage just felt this calm urge to smack the fuck out of him

LOL @ knock his block off. What a middle class thing to say. :D

Do you fancy this 'good lady friend' of yours by any chance dan, is that why there's tension between you and her boyfriend?

It was the booze, not you. Don't feel bad. It'll all blow over if it hasn't already.

Funny because if I posted what Dan just did you'd be calling me a drunken hooligan.

 

[badandwicked]

Funny because if I posted what Dan just did you'd be calling me a drunken hooligan.

That's because Dan comes across as a gentle, humble, pleasant, easy-going kind of a chap, who would never deliberately get lairy or shit stir.

You on the other hand...

 

[Cornishman]

LOL @ knock his block off. What a middle class thing to say. :D

Yeah, well. WE CANT ALL BE UPPER CLASS LIKE YOU!

 

[TheSpade]

You on the other hand...

A gentleman and a scholar. You're right.

 

[badandwicked]

You're right.

I know.

 

[Albion]

Albion. Good luck in your driving endeavors. May the force be with you.

And also with you.

Thanks eeryone, I'll let you all know how it goes.

Dan, what happened last night??

 

[parttime crackhead]

Selectively chopping up a quote. The last refuge of the shite patter merchant. Only beaten by "fixed".

 

[Albion]

Better that than a shite pâté merchant.

 

[TheSpade]

I think he was talking to B&W, not you Albion.

 

[Albion]

I know, but I made the joke.

 

[Mailmonkey]

and it was a very funny joke indeed Albion!

 

[Cornishman]

I think he was talking to you Spade.

You. The cardinal pâté chopper...

 

[Albion]

and it was a very funny joke indeed Albion!

Better than Spade's

 

[badandwicked]

Selectively chopping up a quote. The last refuge of the shite patter merchant. Only beaten by "fixed".

If I was you I'd scour around to retrieve examples of when Spades done that but I'm not as sad, or as scottish, or as angry, as you. Thankfully.

 

[parttime crackhead]

He probably has. Shite chat from him when he's done it as well. Especially like that. "You're right..." "I know I am na-na na na na". Are you 6?

 

[badandwicked]

Well its a good thing we have you to continually stand on the side lines pointing out what constitutes 'good patter' or 'shite patter'. Like anyone gives a shit what you think. Lets have some good patter from you then, less posting about what a huge head you have and how you find it hard to find decent hats.

 

[Mailmonkey]

bandw...how long you been back from Ibiza for?

Get a sleep

 

[badandwicked]

^ you're right MM. Only been 5 hours and on a massive come down which is only going to get worse before it gets better. Night

 

[Mailmonkey]

sleep well :D

and, for the record, hat banter is top banter as far as I'm concerned

 

[Cornishman]

Night night Bee and dubbaya