Aye, she'd be welcome for tea and scones round my place anytime. I'd even let her use the toilet.
Or she could use me as a toilet, but I never said that, okay?
The world is only ever protected from my all-conquering cock by a flimsy layer of fabric. Fuck yeah.



gonna have a little majestic watery dance
You need to know if its rheumatoid or osteoarthritis arthritis Snolly - glucosamine is supposed to help the latter. If you have stiff joints (fnar fnar) get into yoga :D
I like omega oils too and a B-vitamin complex, us ladies need those and some an iron top up. Well if you're a bleeder it helps...
My knickers fell down under my trousers at work today, I stood up at a meeting and felt them slip down all on their own accord, The fabric bunched up under the cheeks, most uncomfortable and a quick departure to the ladies was necessary to remove em
Then I felt awkward for the rest of the day. Commando at work just isn't on. Suit to dry cleaners tomorrow ew 8(
Good evening eadd-people![]()

Just don't plug it please.The odd spliff and a special treat of some whiskey too, which is being casually sipped rather than chugged. For once.
Whisky has no "e" in it you philistine![]()
Whisky has no "e" in it you philistine
Tinky roots
Shut up.
I know of your own lineage, remember? So stop coming over all full-blooded porridgew... erm, Scottish.
beetroot up the exit hole, i'd turn me into superman id be flying around and all kinds of shit, who the fuck needs that rover thing on mars when ive flown there after sticking beetroot up buttocks, head cam, upload, stick it on youtube and we're dancing
tis a lovely combo, go for it, a lot of people say Roche are dodgy and fake now etc but these things seem to blissfuly fuck me more than any others ive tried. taken one 10mg and feeling it. you tried etiz?