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felix
Bluelight Crew
How quaint
Ahhhh.... that was a "typo". You know I meant USB.
I've just reinstalled my OS from a DVD image and been fannying about with VBs tonight. Gimme a break.
:DNo security updates since April 2014 FTW
I Sir, know nothing :D
Gimme a break.
not a chance
felix
Bluelight Crew
And you call me "quaint", LOFL.
BigG
Ex-Bluelighter
Your not quaint felix your just old 
felix
Bluelight Crew
I might be old, but at least I know YOU'RE a shit speller.
BigG
Ex-Bluelighter
That's where your wrong Mr....it's ENTIRELY my phone's fault!!!
felix
Bluelight Crew
A bad workman always blames his tools.
I bet it's always the defibrillator’s fault when someone pops their clogs too.
I bet it's always the defibrillator’s fault when someone pops their clogs too.
Don Luigi
Bluelight Crew
His phone's no Clyde built.
BigG
Ex-Bluelighter
A bad workman always blames his tools.
I bet it's always the defibrillator’s fault when someone pops their clogs too.
It is when the fucking batteries are flat... (true story.....Unfortunately)
felix
Bluelight Crew
Whose job is it to charge them up?? 
Don Luigi
Bluelight Crew
It's whoever's using them. Have you not seen the moving pictures? That's why the bloke always has to rub them together before he uses them
I am glad this came up though because it reminded me of this:
I am glad this came up though because it reminded me of this:
BigG
Ex-Bluelighter
Haha!! Yeah unfortunately this isn't ER and defibs don't look like that nowadays...
Cant be arsed to attach a pic but if you Google lifepack 15 that's what we have nowadays....it's just two little sticky pads on the chest attached to a wire attached to a machine...and unfortunately people don't jump up in the air when you press shock either.....
Damn you television!!!!!
Cant be arsed to attach a pic but if you Google lifepack 15 that's what we have nowadays....it's just two little sticky pads on the chest attached to a wire attached to a machine...and unfortunately people don't jump up in the air when you press shock either.....
Damn you television!!!!!
felix
Bluelight Crew
You do shout "CLEAR!" though, don't you?
BigG
Ex-Bluelighter
Whose job is it to charge them up??
Technically the first person on the vehicle at the start of the shift should check the lifepack batteries and make sure there are spares and the previous crew should leave a note of they are low....
TECHNICALY the titanic shouldn't have sunk either though......
Don Luigi
Bluelight Crew
Just had a look at the lifepack 15. I swear that, when I was a wean, this guy was always hanging out at the ice rink, sniffing glue, and carrying one of those. His played happy hardcore rather than beeping.
NSFW:
Sadie
Bluelight Crew
Telly isn't real!!!!
Was talking about this earlier actually. What people actually believe because of television and movies rather than simply look it up! I had a friend that used to watch medical vids on youtube constantly!!! Odd since they weren't even in that field.
Was talking about this earlier actually. What people actually believe because of television and movies rather than simply look it up! I had a friend that used to watch medical vids on youtube constantly!!! Odd since they weren't even in that field.
BigG
Ex-Bluelighter
Not really...usually say shocking.. Top middle bottom which is a check that nothing is touching the person at any point. Basically the one giving CPR should press shock as he's the one with his hands on the person and the one who's most likely to accidentally shock himself..
Plus if the machine is set to semi-automatic (which I always.do).. Itvwas analyse the cardiac rhythm and either say "shock advised" or "no shock advised".. If the other person hasn't got the sense to hear a machine say "shock advised " and his mate say "shocking... Top...middle.... Bottom" and still has his hands on the person then he deserves to be shocked if he's that stupid really
Don Luigi
Bluelight Crew
Telly isn't real!!!!
Was talking about this earlier actually. What people actually believe because of television and movies rather than simply look it up! I had a friend that used to watch medical vids on youtube constantly!!! Odd since they weren't even in that field.
I bet it was actually 'medical' vids on redtube. Plenty of nurses and specula (at least in Japanese medical videos).