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Gibberings CLXXXVII - Shamming The Docs Summat Rotten

Ha! I was never even given the once-over by a priest. I was a pretty young lad too. What an insult!

Besides which, I was bequeathed to a twelve-year-old tinker girl down the street by that time who used to be allowed to cuddle up to me in her bed, so I was kinda (very much) sullied already. And of course, well, let's not mention that.

EDIT: And no, the tinker girl was not traumatic; yes, she would probably be considered a wrong-un for what she did, but she was young too, and it's pretty funny as a bloke to say you lost your virginity at five-and-a-half without it being the result of horrific coercion.
 
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p4nda said:
Round 2?? We're not 60 =D Round 10 maybe. Round '2' happens at 5am :D
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I didn't define the word "round". ;)

I bet if you switched the lights off in your room, then switched on a blacklight, it would look like an explosion in a DNA factory right now.

Sammy G said:
*deleted stuff about the ex*

My voice is best described as sounding like a posh Mancunian who got stuck aboard a B&I ferry for years and then suffered a minor stroke. Despite not being posh, nor having suffered a stroke.
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Like this guy?

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Morning!

So its sex, sex, sex and more sex today eh ;) Good stuff %)

I have nothing much to say apart from its bright outside and not too nippy cold. Before sleeping lots last night I had a lush pamper bath and counted 13 bruises on me 8( Fuck my balance and I'm sure one of those meds make you bruise easily.

Anyhooo - nice colour change to the flesh :D

Big sari day the day - nearly there, test piloted it last night and man those things are hard to work with - metres and metres of beautiful embroidered fabric that somehow I need to adorn myself in sophistication without the thing falling off. Thank Buddha I have an under-dress.

Also got loads of political campaigning to get ready for - its going to be a mega busy weekend.

Have a good day my little seashells - and for lurching my big, cuddly Shrek =D
 
Only had sex twice this morning so I guess I can't compete ;)

Sun's out, I took a day off, gf just left and I decided to put some tunes on, snort some ket and space out on the balcony in said sun for a bit. Lurvly <3 Good day to you all!
 
Seems the BL Orgy invitation has been withdrawn as well.. post-deletin cowards... whip it oot
 
I'm a hot pot of BOILING CRANBERRIES! Will steal the show at any orgy!
I sound like this: *GLIB, GLIB, GLUB*
*GGLLUB*
 
currently working away while the lady is watching a movie in between spontaneous cleaning sessions, been a great day even on 4/5hr sleep :D

Hows everyone else?
 
I gave this overly-friendly little critter a pet when I was at the shop on Monday evening. A few minutes after getting in the door, the was at the kitchen window. He was crying incessantly so I gave him some leftover turkey. When he was finished, he came into the living room and went to sleep on my lap. He's been waiting for me on the door step when I get back from work each day.

He wasted no time making himself at home.

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I guess he's going to stay around for a while. He's either got good owners somewhere, or has a good house-call routine because he's rather porky.

I've got some messages sent out by people who have facebook accounts so, if he does have an owner, they'll hopefully see it and come get him. I'll give it a couple of weeks and, if he's still around, take him to the vet to make sure he's healthy. It's been a long time since I've had a cat and it's great having one about :D
 
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