Gibberings CLXXXVII - Shamming The Docs Summat Rotten

[ColtDan]

You honestly think I'd ever be seen dead with a Twitter account, felix?

I thought we were friends an' all...

Lol

Follow interesting people on twitter and its alright. you do seem to have some gripe with social media eh

 

[Sammy G]

Even the most feeble-minded Catchphrase contestants were adept at saying what they saw.

More Vaneigem, less Brand.

 

[Urbain]

RB may not have all the answers and have a scattergun aproach but at least he says it how he sees it and rips TPTB and other tossers tp pieces.

This

 

[felix]

You honestly think I'd ever be seen dead with a Twitter account, felix?

I thought we were friends an' all...

Oh well then. Continue winding yourself (and no-one else) up by throwing your metaphorical peanuts at an invisible glass screen. If you refuse to participate in a manner befitting this century, I dunno what to tell you.

You're addicted to Bluelight, and most of us wouldn't meet your high standards. Twitter/Facebook/Reddit/Pinterest/whatever are just platforms that you are free to use however you like. They're not an amorphous mass of disappointing people from your past.

 

[Sammy G]

Lol

Follow interesting people on twitter and its alright. you do seem to have some gripe with social media eh

I just think Twitter is lame, needy bullshit for the most part. Toxic too. I've met lovely people, looked at their Twitter and backed off.

I don't wish to 'follow' anybody. If I need or want to know something, I'll make the effort to find out. If I don't, chances are I didn't care much anyhow.

Well-trodden ground.

I'll go back to my world of white-stockinged maidens and courting on the village green, shall I?

 

[ColtDan]

Fair enough. It's a good news source tbh

 

[Sammy G]

There's too much news as it is.

 

[BigG]

Evening young Dan

Edit....and also young Sammy

 

[Sammy G]

Young Sammy? Bless you! :D

 

[BigG]

Well you know.....older than Dan but probably slightly younger than me.....
It was an attempt to spread some kindness and love in this otherwise horrible world (or something )

 

[Sammy G]

Don't worry, it was much appreciated.

 

[BigG]

Haha!!

 

[felix]

Welcome to the Jet Age, Sammy. They've invented "plastics" to replace Bakelite and the frozen pudding wagon now has bleeping music instead of a bell. It's an exciting new time for our species.

 

[Sammy G]

It's a fucking rotten time, you mean.

I'd rather have spent half my life down a mine.

 

[felix]

Even Jimmy Savile enjoyed his time working down the coalmines.

It's a brave new world. Hope you have a better day tomorrow.

 

[BigG]

A "frozen pudding waggon " turned up outside work today at lunchtime...... February in Newcastle isn't known for its ideal"frozen pudding" consumption weather... ....not when it's 2 fucking degrees outside anyway

 

[Sammy G]

Oh, I'm okay. I genuinely believe this stuff.

 

[Shambles]

I think Panda and BCF are well cute.....Kind of like the new Dan and Summer only with an exotic Eastern European vibe..

Cos the Home Counties & Shires vs Rural Welsh Wales vs Texan Glaswegian niche is just so passe these days

Gotta t'interwebz

 

[felix]

It's not been forgotten about, Shammo. Far from it. :D

 

[Sammy G]

I've recently been getting smoochy with an Anatolian Greek / Iranian Bluelighter who lives in Argentina. We plan to marry in the autumn.

Eff yez all, eff yez all.